Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

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Lotsa Pasta episodes

  • Episode Two Hundred Thirty-Two: Lillian's Dead-Zone Part One
    HEY GUYS, It’s me and WhereAmI? In a new series! This one is about a little girl who may be crazy, may be haunted, may be guarded by angels, or may be ‘was-demons.’ I DON’T KNOW YET - Or do I? Well, maybe I do. But you don’t, and that’s the point of listening. Are you not entertained? You should be! Because this kid totally has ADD or ADHD of some kind and this shit is a rollercoaster. ENJOY. My Name is Lily Madwhip and I See Things Before They Happen(12:47)…And I Don’t Need a Therapist(25:32)…And I Wish Everybody Would Just Stop Dying(43:22)…And I Think my Dad is Trying to Kill Me(56:03)…And I Saw the Angel of Death(1:14:42)by Lillian_Madwhiphttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/akffzz/my_name_is_lily_madwhip_and_i_see_things_before/
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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    1 hr 52 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Thirty-One: Gonna Be A Gas Part Four
    It's been a while since we've visited the gas station. Tenron Otrin was eager to revisit our buddy Jack and see how he's keeping up. The gas station is always easy to jump back into because it's 'more of the same' with 'a little bit new' and it perfectly balances those two without ever changing too much. On today's episode, the NEW comes in the form of animals. Jack has talked about the creatures surrounding the gas station before, sure, but these are NEW animals. The first story features a funky deer and the second story features a peculiar crow. Both events don't surprise Jack in any way, but Tenron can't help but LOVE coming back to the gas station every once in a while.Something Weird Came Into the Gas Station Last Night(9:28)A Murder at the Gas Station(20:56) by Jack Townsendhttps://www.gasstationjack.com/home
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Thirty: Things That Goose Bump in the Night

    As we enter new territory on today’s episode of Lotsa Pasta, we pay our respects to the forefathers that came before us. Alvin Schwartz and the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Stephen King and his various works. And today. R.L. Stine and his Goosebumps. So much can be said about this man and this series, but instead, how about you listen to the episode for that part. No, this isn’t a deep dive into the man or any of his works, but just a simple narrative. A story. About a dummy named Slappy. 
Night of the Living Dummy - Goosebumps #7(15:45) by RL Stine


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    2 hr 51 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Nine: Full & Wiry

    One of my favorite guests is back and it’s been a short while since we’ve seen some of these stories. It’s Cannibal Siren and we’re reading more of One Page Wonder’s Stories to Read Alone at Night. We get into the Halloween Spirit to welcome in the new year, - Why? Because fuck you, that’s why. Then we get into some old school urban legend spooky ghost lore with this shit. It’s a radical little episode but I’m sure you’re going to enjoy it. We only have a couple more Stories to Read Alone at Night left, so we’ll be sure to get to the rest soon before we eventually get to interview the author: One Page Wonder himself! 

    Full-Size Candy Bars(25:46)

    Nice, Wiry Boy(53:17)

    by One Page Wonder

    http://www.onepagewonder.com/atnight/


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    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Eight: Let's Watch: Slender Man(2018)
    I’ve been waiting quite some time for this day. You all should know this. I may have talked about it a couple times on prior episodes but the stars -er- clouds did not align until this day. Tenron Otrin joins me, of course, to revisit the horror, the absolute abysmal terror that is Sony Pictures and Screen Gems monstrosity that is Slender Man the movie, released in 2018. What a harrowing tale we weave. Join us if you dare, for another LET’S WATCH commentary track - but this time, for one of the worst studio released horror films of recent times. May God have mercy on our souls. 
Just kidding, God isn’t real. 
But Slender Man is. Slender Man(2018) (32:55)Check out our episodes on Youtube!
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    2 hr 8 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Seven: A Very Merry Pastas Part Eight

    I know what you’re thinking. Christmas is over. Why is there a Christmas episode now? Aren’t we done with these? Obviously not, because I’m both a sadist and a masochist. I want to feel the pain and I want to share it with all of you. The pain of the holiday season, coming to a podcast near you, starring Tyler Perry as Madea. I hope you guys like it because it may be the last one we ever do. For real this time. Maybe. I don’t know. Enjoy. Happy New Year, ya filthy animals. 

    Christmas Eve(14:45) by Doctor.wii

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Eve

    Christmas Eve Night (19:35)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Eve_Night

    Christmas Day(40:46) by NowhereMan0828

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Christmas_Day

    Christmas Miracle(1:11:01) by IcyDice

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Christmas_Miracle

    Christmas Wish(1:22:58)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Christmas_Wish

    Christmas Warning(2:00:09) by Stephenie Selby

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Christmas_Warning


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    2 hr 24 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Six: This One Time at Cult Camp Part Two

    What did you think of that first part? Kid needs GTFO, amirite? Too bad he’s broke, in the middle of the woods, with no vehicle, surrounded by cult members. That’s a very no-way-out type of situation, yeah. When you can’t use your muscle, use your brains, right? Find a different way out of your situation by OUTSMARTING the dumb-ass cult. Yeah, that’ll work. Shut the fuck up, Raphael! Sorry, Sofa King, you were saying? Oh yeah, enjoy the story! 

    Something Strange is Going on at Camp Oakwood(7:53) by Langster_Gangster

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cjcuhx/i_work_at_a_summer_camp_called_camp_oakwood/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Five: This One Time at Cult Camp Part One

    Royalty has returned to the show and out of nowhere, it seems. What a pleasure to have Sofa King back again so soon and for his first series no less! It’s only a two-parter but this camp-story-gone-cult has a few twists and turns you may not see coming. Is it the best written story we’ve ever read? No, absolutely not. Is it is the best voice work we’ve done? Also no, absolutely not. Was it a fun time? Every second of it. 

    Something Strange is Going on at Camp Oakwood(21:36) by Langster_Gangster

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cjcuhx/i_work_at_a_summer_camp_called_camp_oakwood/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Four: What's Up, Eve Part Three

    What a rollercoaster ride of a series, right? I mean, not literally, but LITERALLY, right? In part one we’re just minding our business and doing our thing and next thing you know - we’re all sorts of topsy-turvy. What a ride! This is one of my favorite things I’ve read in a while and I’m so thankful to the author for having done such a wonderful job. I am genuinely honored to read it on my 5 year anniversary of this show! Let’s get that END! 

    We Used to Live Here(8:45) by Polterkites

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/mzt1k7/we_used_to_live_here_part_1/


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    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode Two Hundred Twenty-Three: What's Up, Eve Part Two

    This might be the shortest episode I’ve done in a while. It was quick and sweet. I just wanted to get through the rising action of the second act of this story but without going TOO far. I want the climax of the next episode to come together and culminate in the beauty that is its conclusion. This is all part of the plan, my sweet listener. 
Stay tuned. 


    We Used to Live Here(4:06) by Polterkites

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/mzt1k7/we_used_to_live_here_part_1/


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    “MC Chris is dead“ is not my song. I do not claim ownership. 
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    48 min

About Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories…