Lotsa Pasta

This is a very special episode. Just shy of our fourth year anniversary, we finally get a fan on the show! Glitch Blob once reached out to me to let me know he enjoyed our program and we’ve kept a fun banter going ever since. Fast forward a couple years and here he is on the show! Breaking boundaries and crossing barriers, Glitch Blob is here to help me read tonight’s story. It’s a lot like what we are doing with one another, meeting for the first time. Is the call coming from inside the house? No, the call is coming from across the country. 

Unknown Caller(54:12)

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RIP HEADPHONE USERS, THIS EPISODE HAS SPORADIC VOLUME SHIFTS, like my ex girlfriend. Just figured I’d warn you, unlike my ex girlriend. 

We got a Throwback quad here. An Arcade of attitudes. Just, a really Solid Crew. Punxsutawney Trill, Lanky Lucifer, and Deputy Dewey are here to talk the talk, walk the walk, and to get naked. Cause we’re going to the beach! What’s the worst thing that could happen? Nothing bad ever happened at a beach, right? Specifically not a NUDE beach, right? Nahhhhhhh. 
Maybe. 


The Nude Beach(55:18) by Cravenite

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/131zir/the_nude_beach/

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It’s another Solo-Dolo like the Moon-Man would say. It’s just me on this episode and we’re gonna read a story I can definitely relate to, and I know others will be able to too. Lots of weird, scary, and dangerous stuff can happen when you’re driving home late at night. Be careful, everyone. You never know what you’re gonna run into. Or… Where you’re going to end up. 

If you guys like these solo episodes, let me know! I might do them more frequently if people give it some love! I’m thinking of even doing a series by myself, but I gotta know that people want that first;; 

Let me know!

What Happened on my Drive Last Night(13:03) by TooLongADrive

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2f42az/what_happened_on_my_drive_home_last_night/

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Every hundred episodes, we get a 69th episode. Here with the only one who knows how to 69 the best: Frowns McBooHoo. I know you guys love when the episodes are stupid and don’t make sense, this episode is no exception. And guess what. After a little bit of GRANDMA, we get into some old school shit. TROLL-PASTA. It’s gonna be a dumb one. It’s gonna be a fun one. Enjoy. 

My Grandma Lived Under the House(23:26) by ChewingSkin

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/48jjat/my_grandma_lived_under_the_house/

I Found a Diary in my Grandma’s Basement(41:07) by dothelightything

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/frhr6q/i_found_a_diary_in_my_grandmas_basement/

Daddy Pig’s Revenge(1:00:54)

https://worstpastas.fandom.com/wiki/Peppa_Pig:_Daddy_Pig%27s_Revenge

Sally(1:06:43)

The Cursed Mountain Drawing(1:11:12)

Mr.Mix(1:13:18) by ingx24

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Mix

Animal.exe(1:19:57)

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Welcome back to another exciting episode of Games with Ghoulies! I’m your host, Captain Death, here to introduce todays co-hosts and guests: Django Phillips and Strawberry Shortcake. You know them, they’ve been here before, they’re no strangers to the Lotsa Pasta game show. On today’s episode, we go all over the map. We do some Japanese rituals and some old school historical rituals, we also read some fun fiction, and some dumb fiction. 

What were your expectations? You saw the title, right? 

The Martha Game (27:17)

https://www.upstagereview.org/post/the-martha-game

Kurokami Sama (34:09) by Lucia

https://theghostinmymachine.com/2019/05/01/the-most-dangerous-games-kurokami-sama/

Little Devil (38:22) by Lucia

https://theghostinmymachine.com/2018/12/26/the-most-dangerous-games-chertik-chertik-or-the-little-devil-game/

In the Eye of the Giant (45:10) by FineArtsDealer

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2nrmig/in_the_eye_of_the_giant_an_informative_guide_on/

Listen to the Clock (1:02:14)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Listen_to_the_Clock

The Eye in the Shadows (1:16:27) by Lucia

https://theghostinmymachine.com/2019/03/20/the-most-dangerous-games-the-eye-in-the-shadows-eyes-to-the-inside-ethri-ritual-reddit/

The Floor is Lava (1:25:58) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4atm68/the_floor_is_lava/

The Dumb Supper Ritual (1:40:54)

https://www.mabonhouse.co/new-blog/how-to-host-a-dumb-supper

The Oklahoma Darkness Game (1:51:54) by karna23

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2kcbmw/the_oklahoma_darkness_game_try_at_your_own_risk/

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I have a new guest on this episode and OH BOY is he SOMETHIN’. Ramses Vanderslice and I have a brief history together in our youth, ironically dealing with this episode, and as soon as he came into my life… he vanished. Years later, I followed him on Youtube to realize his creative genius. Watching his material from the shadows, secretly wishing I was making content like him, I decided to take the next logical step. Get his ass on the show. And so I did. And so we have. This episode is an adventure of several proportions. We skip down memory lane, we address our greatest fears, we even get a little melodramatic, and much like reaching the end of our lives, we even see God for a little bit. Er - Maybe Satan. My bad. 

Captain Death’s “[RAMSES] I Don’t Know What’s Good For Me”(32:16)

Jesus Camp(51:55) by marisunday

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/na271/jesus_camp/

Ramses Vanderslice’s “[MOTIVATION] Only I Know What’s Good For You”: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9CBmC0aqc

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Like all things in life, we eventually come to the end. We have another satisfying episode, here, full of fun little stories to share with your friends around the proverbial campfire. Is there a wrap-around-narrative like WhereAmI? wanted? Maybe, if you’re willing to settle. Were some of the stories better than others? Totally, but that’s subjective.Was this awful like when we did the ABCs? I think not. I think what is most interesting is how we reflected on these short stories as they progressed, getting both more mature in tone and terror. Each of these stories hits a different aspect of ones’ life. There is a lot to be afraid of here, like there is a lot to be afraid of in life. Keep your eyes peeled, people. You never know when you’re going to be the subject of someone else’s horror story for the internet. Hangman Games(41:13)Family(1:14:15)How to See the Future… And Why You Don’t Want to(1:31:54)You’re Never Alone, especially in the Dark(2:03:38)The Least Likely Monster that Haunted my Childhood(2:32:14)by WontThinkStraighthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1q8t7k/hangman_games/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Well. The title says it all. Let me just say, if you’re as disgusted and perturbed about this shit as much as the three of us were, let this be a DISCLAIMER!! 
WE READ SOME GROSS SHIT ON THIS EPISODE!!

I DON’T CARE IF THIS IS YOUR KINK. IT’S GROSS. U NASTY. 

The first story is a particularly gruesome tale from someone with an interesting occupation and the second story… 

Well… the second story is some erotic vore. For those of you who DON’T KNOW - BEST TO JUST SKIP THIS EPISODE - but VORE is someone who finds satisfaction or attraction in being consumed/swallowed. Let’s just agree to disagree on this, as vore is fucking gross and this is probably the grossest fucking story I’ve ever read on this show in my THREE YEARS EXPERIENCE IN DOING SO. 

YES, I KNOW THERE IS A SEQUEL STORY. DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. 

Enjoy. 

I Clean Up Crime Scenes For a Living and today was the Worst Day I’ve ever had at Work(29:42) by Mr_Sparkle_88

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4rjpda/i_clean_up_crime_scenes_for_a_living_and_today/

Sade Smols(1:22:13) by Max Lobdell

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4rjpda/i_clean_up_crime_scenes_for_a_living_and_today/

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We’re back at it. More chronicling of this dude’s weird fucking happenstance. How does one person attract this much strange? This much odd? This much supernatural? I don’t know. Is there going to be a culmination point? Is there going to be a point at all? Is there going to be anything more said at the end of this, other than, “wow, those stories were dope.” I don’t know. I really don’t. And I guess I’m coming to terms with the fact that I’d be okay with that. BUT HEY, IF THEY HIT US FOR A THIRD ACT TWIST, LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY HOOOO-BOY, THIS A GOODUN’. Bigger Fish(14:38)The Eighth Orphan(37:16)No Sleep for the Innocent(1:20:57)Guardian(1:39:21)The Worst Thing About Growing Old(1:57:05)by WontThinkStraighthttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1p70pr/the_worst_thing_about_growing_old/Check out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioCheck out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

The moon is rising high over Lotsa Pasta tonight, 

Friends have gathered close, so hold them tight, 

That’s where you’ll find,

That one of a kind…

J.J. The Jet Plane!

A new guest, here on the show, J.J. or Jcubed is someone I’ve known since Lotsa Pasta was born. We’ve been through a lot together, we always push each other to invent and create and be authentic to ourselves as we can as artists. He’s one of the closest friends I made in college, much like Cannibal Siren, so I hope everyone else is ready to take off with this new pilot on board.

Why Sarah Never Sleeps(12:04)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Why_Sarah_Never_Sleeps

The Machine(31:29) by nihilistic_novelist

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/uy40b/the_machine/

Eves-dropping through an IP Camera(43:13) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/5fjbm7/eavesdropping_through_an_ip_camera/

Ouroboros(55:40) by Max Lobdell

https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/09/03/ouroboros/

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