Tom Bongabadil only appears when we need him the most. Think dank thoughts, only then may Tom spread his wings. He's here to experiment on some new shit. Not Hot but Spicy Forums have provided us with two previous cool episodes featuring guest A Bunch of Baby Ducks, but this is the first time we read NHBS with someone else. I hope Ducks doesn't mind; lest we incur their WRATH. 

Drain Lady (8:44) by Kendrick

https://www.creepypasta.com/the-drain-lady/

The Patch 30:57

Rotting Meat 48:02

Intruders 59:43

Telephone Man 1:06:35

Ghostly Phone Sex 1:13:05

Sealed Window 1:15:23

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Tenron Otrin is here to talk about his slendy-daddy; And i'm not talking biologically. Yes, the kinky way. Slenderman is a spook-daddy to a lot of us here at Lotsa Pasta. Slenderman is probably a spook-daddy to many. In fact, if you're listening to this, he's probably already left his impression on you, I assume. We don't talk about the movie on this one, but you can bet your sweet bippy that Tenron and I have some not-so-delicate words about that "film." I put "film" in quotations because that WAS NOT a movie. I'm... so disappointed. 

Knock in the Night(30:52) by MoonBabyx

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3ak76o/knock_in_the_night/

What Lurks in the Back Woods(42:01)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/50tfh4/what_lurks_in_the_backwoods/

The Thing in the Yard(59:15)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4ijwv9/the_thing_in_the_yard/

NeedleTeeth(1:17:05) by atbest

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2w42v7/needleteeth/

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Frowns is back to figure out how to adopt a child. He's interested in getting a little Asian at some point and speaking in a terrible accent its entire life so they grow up with the wrong impression of how to communicate with others. It's a different attempt at perpetuating a stereotype, I will admit. 

Anywho, I hope you've listened to Episode Eighty-Eight, or else you're gonna be mighty confused. 

Confused like a little Asian kid who's been raised wrong their entire life. 

The Lucienne Twins(13:13) by LeoDuhVinci

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/22m801/the_lucienne_twins/

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We got two boys ready to eat chips while I'm recording and I'm not gonna stand for it. I'm gonna sit, cause today we're covering some crazy weird shit. Get ready for a cross-country episode, cause we're going on a fucking road trip! Seeing the most haunted that the U.S. of A has to offer. *Party in the USA blasts until your ear drums bleed*

"Most Haunted Locations in Each of the 50 States" from Places You'll See(22:48)

"6 Most Haunted Places in the U.S." from The Huffington Post(57:03)

"PA Urban Legends" from Only in Your State (1:07:25)

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What's this? Is this a boiler room? Or perhaps a Preschool corridor? In other words, WHEREAMI? is back and he's taking us to somewhat familiar territory -it seems. We've got two spooky tales on this frightful episode, so buckle up and join us for this ride. Maybe there will be dreams? Maybe there will be nightmares? Maybe there will be buggies? I don't know. I don't even know where I am. People should learn to stop expecting me to know things. 

I Don't Sleep Anymore(25:48)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cpwt0/i_dont_sleep_anymore/

The Ant King(1:15:44) by wdalphin

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/37cwip/the_ant_king/

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Cryin' Hawaiian is back to finish what he started: A mediocre tale about two bitches and their ouija board. I feel like I've said it a million times at this point, as early as episode 34 or 35 and as recent as 66 or 89: Don't fuck with which you can't comprehend! You might just dial a collect call... TO HELL. 

A Ouija Board is Not a Good Idea; Ever(20:16) by SaraSmile416

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t44mh/a_ouija_board_is_not_good_idea_ever/

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I just rolled a 420 on spoops and the DM just said I skyrocketed to new levels of horror. jk this story is nothing new. I mean. it is. because we haven't read much about ouija boards yet. I've never "played" with a ouija board. I don't know if I ever will. It just seems like a bad idea. Who really wants to make a collect call to the other side, not knowing who may pick up? it's more like chat-roulette, now that I think about it. 

A Ouija Board is Not a Good Idea; Ever(22:06) by SaraSmile416

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t44mh/a_ouija_board_is_not_good_idea_ever/

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I bet you didn't know that Frowns and I look alike. Some would even say that we're twins. Twinning! Part one of this story is about twins with a crazy connection; the only connection Frowns and I have is our love for both weed and expensive food and drink. This is only the first part of a really great story, so be sure to come back for more; I know Frowns will. He just loves getting sloppy seconds. Oh, and we read the story for Channel Zero Season 4!

I Found a Hidden Door in my Cellar and I Think I've Made a Big Mistake(19:06)

The Lucienne Twins P.1(33:14) by LeoDuhVinci

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/22m801/the_lucienne_twins/

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What's wrong Django? Why don't you smile for me? Nothing? Well, then, let's peruse the internet for bullshit legends and monsters. We'll talk about video games for a little. Read some stories for a little. Having fun yet? No? You want to show me something? Oh, that's one fugly dog, yo. 

Binary DNA(28:41)

https://www.creepypasta.com/binary-dna/

Smile.jpg(45:24)

https://www.creepypasta.com/smile-dog/

Grifter(1:03:31)

https://creepy-videos.fandom.com/wiki/The_Grifter

Gateway of the Mind(1:08:38)

https://www.creepypasta.com/gateway-of-the-mind/

Wristbands(1:20:40)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Wristbands

Mirrors(1:23:29) by Kaylin Rutter

https://www.creepypasta.com/mirrors/

The Green Man(1:25:44)

The Big Head-O(1:30:28) by Saya Yomino

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Head-O

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Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

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"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

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