Lotsa Pasta

Lotsa Pasta

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Lotsa Pasta episodes

  • Episode Ninety-Two: Most Wanted Haunted

    We got two boys ready to eat chips while I'm recording and I'm not gonna stand for it. I'm gonna sit, cause today we're covering some crazy weird shit. Get ready for a cross-country episode, cause we're going on a fucking road trip! Seeing the most haunted that the U.S. of A has to offer. *Party in the USA blasts until your ear drums bleed*

    "Most Haunted Locations in Each of the 50 States" from Places You'll See(22:48)

    "6 Most Haunted Places in the U.S." from The Huffington Post(57:03)

    "PA Urban Legends" from Only in Your State (1:07:25)


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode Ninety-One: In Your Dreams, Nerd

    What's this? Is this a boiler room? Or perhaps a Preschool corridor? In other words, WHEREAMI? is back and he's taking us to somewhat familiar territory -it seems. We've got two spooky tales on this frightful episode, so buckle up and join us for this ride. Maybe there will be dreams? Maybe there will be nightmares? Maybe there will be buggies? I don't know. I don't even know where I am. People should learn to stop expecting me to know things. 

    I Don't Sleep Anymore(25:48)

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/cpwt0/i_dont_sleep_anymore/

    The Ant King(1:15:44) by wdalphin

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/37cwip/the_ant_king/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode Ninety: Surfin' the Ouija Board Part Two

    Cryin' Hawaiian is back to finish what he started: A mediocre tale about two bitches and their ouija board. I feel like I've said it a million times at this point, as early as episode 34 or 35 and as recent as 66 or 89: Don't fuck with which you can't comprehend! You might just dial a collect call... TO HELL. 

    A Ouija Board is Not a Good Idea; Ever(20:16) by SaraSmile416

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t44mh/a_ouija_board_is_not_good_idea_ever/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    2 hr 49 min
  • Episode Eighty-Nine: Surfin' the Ouija Board Part One

    I just rolled a 420 on spoops and the DM just said I skyrocketed to new levels of horror. jk this story is nothing new. I mean. it is. because we haven't read much about ouija boards yet. I've never "played" with a ouija board. I don't know if I ever will. It just seems like a bad idea. Who really wants to make a collect call to the other side, not knowing who may pick up? it's more like chat-roulette, now that I think about it. 

    A Ouija Board is Not a Good Idea; Ever(22:06) by SaraSmile416

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t44mh/a_ouija_board_is_not_good_idea_ever/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    2 hr 20 min
  • Episode Eighty-Eight: Twinning? More like Tlosing Part One

    I bet you didn't know that Frowns and I look alike. Some would even say that we're twins. Twinning! Part one of this story is about twins with a crazy connection; the only connection Frowns and I have is our love for both weed and expensive food and drink. This is only the first part of a really great story, so be sure to come back for more; I know Frowns will. He just loves getting sloppy seconds. Oh, and we read the story for Channel Zero Season 4!

    I Found a Hidden Door in my Cellar and I Think I've Made a Big Mistake(19:06)

    The Lucienne Twins P.1(33:14) by LeoDuhVinci

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/22m801/the_lucienne_twins/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode Eighty-Eight: Twinning? More Like Tlosing Part One
    I bet you didn't know that Frowns and I look alike. Some would even say that we're twins. Twinning! Part one of this story is about twins with a crazy connection; the only connection Frowns and I have is our love for both weed and expensive food and drink. This is only the first part of a really great story, so be sure to come back for more; I know Frowns will. He just loves getting sloppy seconds. Oh, and we read the story for Channel Zero Season 4!I Found a Hidden Door in my Cellar and I Think I've Made a Big Mistake(19:06)The Lucienne Twins P.1(33:14)Check out our episodes on Youtube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners
    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode Eighty-Seven: Why Don't You Smile, Dog?

    What's wrong Django? Why don't you smile for me? Nothing? Well, then, let's peruse the internet for bullshit legends and monsters. We'll talk about video games for a little. Read some stories for a little. Having fun yet? No? You want to show me something? Oh, that's one fugly dog, yo. 

    Binary DNA(28:41)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/binary-dna/

    Smile.jpg(45:24)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/smile-dog/

    Grifter(1:03:31)

    https://creepy-videos.fandom.com/wiki/The_Grifter

    Gateway of the Mind(1:08:38)

    https://www.creepypasta.com/gateway-of-the-mind/

    Wristbands(1:20:40)

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Wristbands

    Mirrors(1:23:29) by Kaylin Rutter

    https://www.creepypasta.com/mirrors/

    The Green Man(1:25:44)

    The Big Head-O(1:30:28) by Saya Yomino

    https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Head-O


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 50 min
  • Episode Eighty-Six: 28 Days Quarantine of the Dead Z

    What's that Tenron? You wanna read a story about zomboes? Well, I mean. I guess we can try. We never quite know what we're getting into, here. Sometimes a story sounds promising and then dissolves into unmitigated garbage: ebola garbage. Anyone wanna go to Africa? It's okay, we'll come back totally fine and inconsequentially glossed over. 

    21 Day Quarantine P.1(36:46)

    Sterilize Before Reading(53:58)

    They Hunger(1:07:42)

    21 Day Quarantine P.2(1:26:11)

    21 Day Quarantine P.3(1:51:34)

    by jdpatic

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29qusu/21_day_quarantine/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    2 hr 39 min
  • Episode Eighty-Five: Feel the Schwartz Part Two

    Disco Dracula is here to help share in some Schwartz. He and I go way back and so does our history with this material, but be sure to listen til the end; after we finish the book we also read some GHOST stories. Paranormal investigations to regular old house hauntings. He may not want to talk about it, but, hey, WHY SHOULD WE CARE. Let's get spoopy. 

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(24:55) by Alvin Schwartz

    The Day I Started Believing in Ghosts(56:00) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/865qtj/the_day_i_started_believing_in_ghosts/

    I Once Asked A Famous Ghost Hunter What His Scariest Moment was and This was his Story(1:05:17) by drainsinthefloor

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1m5137/i_once_asked_a_famous_ghost_hunter_what_his/

    The Little Ghost(1:17:52) by iia

    https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/48h03v/the_little_ghost/

    We're All Smiling(1:21:45)


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.

    1 hr 32 min
  • Episode Eighty-Four: Yo, Dude, Where's Your Podcast?

    We have two new guests on this episode, featuring one of the better and more funny stories we've read in a while. Punsutawney Trill and Deputy Dewey are here to help me read this perfect lil story for the three of us. It's all about some dudebros fighting a special CreepyPasta native often forgotten: THE RAKE. Sit back, spark it up, and let us take you on a special adventure. The most special kind of adventure there is: Life and Love. Dudebro Love, to be exact. 

    Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog?(19:43) by Ellen Meanie

    https://www.creepypasta.com/yo-dude-dog/


    Check out our episodes on Youtube!

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxw


    Featuring wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: 

    CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. 

    Follow: @cryo-chamber

    Thank you!


    "Are You Afraid of the Dark Theme Song," "Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and "You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood" are not my songs. 

    Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners

    1 hr 47 min

About Lotsa Pasta

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The Lotsa Pasta podcast is a horror storytelling podcast that speaks to all things that go bump in the night. Reading sources from CreepyPasta, NoSleep, Unsettling Stories, Not Hot but Spicy, Stories…