What's wrong Django? Why don't you smile for me? Nothing? Well, then, let's peruse the internet for bullshit legends and monsters. We'll talk about video games for a little. Read some stories for a little. Having fun yet? No? You want to show me something? Oh, that's one fugly dog, yo. 

Binary DNA(28:41)

https://www.creepypasta.com/binary-dna/

Smile.jpg(45:24)

https://www.creepypasta.com/smile-dog/

Grifter(1:03:31)

https://creepy-videos.fandom.com/wiki/The_Grifter

Gateway of the Mind(1:08:38)

https://www.creepypasta.com/gateway-of-the-mind/

Wristbands(1:20:40)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Wristbands

Mirrors(1:23:29) by Kaylin Rutter

https://www.creepypasta.com/mirrors/

The Green Man(1:25:44)

The Big Head-O(1:30:28) by Saya Yomino

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Head-O

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What's that Tenron? You wanna read a story about zomboes? Well, I mean. I guess we can try. We never quite know what we're getting into, here. Sometimes a story sounds promising and then dissolves into unmitigated garbage: ebola garbage. Anyone wanna go to Africa? It's okay, we'll come back totally fine and inconsequentially glossed over. 

21 Day Quarantine P.1(36:46)

Sterilize Before Reading(53:58)

They Hunger(1:07:42)

21 Day Quarantine P.2(1:26:11)

21 Day Quarantine P.3(1:51:34)

by jdpatic

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/29qusu/21_day_quarantine/

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Disco Dracula is here to help share in some Schwartz. He and I go way back and so does our history with this material, but be sure to listen til the end; after we finish the book we also read some GHOST stories. Paranormal investigations to regular old house hauntings. He may not want to talk about it, but, hey, WHY SHOULD WE CARE. Let's get spoopy. 

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(24:55) by Alvin Schwartz

The Day I Started Believing in Ghosts(56:00) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/865qtj/the_day_i_started_believing_in_ghosts/

I Once Asked A Famous Ghost Hunter What His Scariest Moment was and This was his Story(1:05:17) by drainsinthefloor

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1m5137/i_once_asked_a_famous_ghost_hunter_what_his/

The Little Ghost(1:17:52) by iia

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/48h03v/the_little_ghost/

We're All Smiling(1:21:45)

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We have two new guests on this episode, featuring one of the better and more funny stories we've read in a while. Punsutawney Trill and Deputy Dewey are here to help me read this perfect lil story for the three of us. It's all about some dudebros fighting a special CreepyPasta native often forgotten: THE RAKE. Sit back, spark it up, and let us take you on a special adventure. The most special kind of adventure there is: Life and Love. Dudebro Love, to be exact. 

Yo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog?(19:43) by Ellen Meanie

https://www.creepypasta.com/yo-dude-dog/

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We're going BACK in time to the late 90's to visit the inspiration to all our childhood nightmare's with Alvin Schwartz's first volume and compilation effort. I'm here with someone who somewhat remembers this book from his past(A Bunch of Baby Ducks) and someone who was never wanted to horrify the shit out of himself as a child(Mr. SkellyBones). With our powers combined... we realize how incredibly dated some of these stories are and how our nostalgia is often just that: nostalgia. 

A Pasta with Over-Used Cliches N Shit(19:18)

https://trollpasta-archive.neocities.org/stories/A%20pasta%20with%20over-used%20cliches%20n%20shit

A Creepy Midnight Chat(20:50)

7 Corners(22:16)

Skelletom World Green-Text(24:12)

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(25:16) by Alvin Schwartz

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Terry is back and the TICKLIN' has resumed. He's been off ticklin' the world with his words ever since episode forty-nine, but those months were spent becoming more POWERFUL THAN EVER. He's DONE with this realm and he's ready to conquer the DIGITAL; as it HAS BEEN FORETOLD. We read a bunch of internet-computer based creeps:

Yeah, so Quit Asking(31:00)

Pale Luna(34:05) by Mikhail Honoridez

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pale_Luna

Funnymouth(47:04) by Slimebeast

https://save-the-creepypastas.fandom.com/wiki/FunnyMouth

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Tenron Otrin is back, after a short respite to break from all the whistlers drama we had previously recorded(episodes 59, 60, and 74) which is seriously some of the best material we've ever read. Join us now for some of the not-best material we've ever read from r/nosleep. It's not hard to realize that the South Pole kinda... sucks? This story acts as some kind of unnecessary explanation to add gas to the "south pole sucks" fire. 

I Regret Ever Working in the South Pole(29:56) by SamMarduk

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2v5pzt/i_regret_ever_working_in_the_south_pole/

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Frowns is back, but this time, shit's real. 

Like, for real this time. Shit is real, for real. 

We're reading one of the most prolific, renowned nosleep stories of all time. This is THEE CLOSEST this podcast will EVER come to an audiobook level quality, and i hope everyone enjoys it. 

Penpal(13:41) by 1000Vultures

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Penpal

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Gnarly Charlie is back after FIFTY-NINE episodes away. 

What the fuck, dude. 

Anyways, we talk about some of our favorite conversation topics ever: ALIENS. This has no real connection to ExtraTERRORestrial I(with Cryin' Hawaiian) but it's another ALIEN episode, SO WHATEVS. 

We talk for a while about aliens, historical evidence, fiction, and recent adaptations before getting to one long story about a changeling and his adoring family:

There's Something Wrong with Dad(39:54) by Elias Witherow

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/41m4uk/theres_something_wrong_with_dad/

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Scutch MacGee is here to tell us all how afraid of everything he is; Again. But we're huge nerds, so the intro is full of nerd talk. Reading stories isn't TOP priority on Scutch episodes, if you haven't already figured that out from his first two episodes. We do read some stories, tho:

Daddy, Are You Awake?(41:50) by Tortuga_de_la_muerte

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/jb7kn/daddy_are_you_awake/

Pete the Moonshiner(47:16) by ovenfriend

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2eqa4x/pete_the_moonshiner/

Kids in the Dark(54:34) by slimebeast

http://slimebeast.wikidot.com/kids-in-the-dark/

He Does Birthdays(1:06:47) by slimebeast

http://slimebeast.wikidot.com/he-does-birthdays/

You(1:30:53)

https://www.creepypasta.com/you/

Awake(1:34:19) by facade

https://www.creepypasta.com/awake/

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