Lou Penrose on KFI

Could be the best promo in the world of food? You’ve heard of bottomless mimosas and now, in a bid to attract customers, Buffalo Wild Wings is offering bottomless appetizers! The offering will last until June 10 and starts at $9.99 for the table. It seems the entire KFI gang is excited at the thought of a Buffalo’s Wild Wings endless appetizers feast! Fried pickles, mozzarella sticks and onion rings for everyone! And don’t even get us started on the unlimited chips ’n’ guac! McDonald’s plans to phase out its self-serve soda machines by the year 2032 due to hygiene concerns and theft. To round out the show, Lou gets into “Radio ADD.” Lou’s favorite sandwich? The liverwurst one from The Old German Deli in Big Bear. 

6:05pm — Could be the best promo in the world of food? You’ve heard of bottomless mimosas and now, in a bid to attract customers, Buffalo Wild Wings is offering bottomless appetizers! The offering will last until June 10 and starts at $9.99 for a table of four people. 

6:20pm — It seems the entire KFI gang is excited at the thought of a Buffalo’s Wild Wings endless appetizers feast! Fried pickles, mozzarella sticks and onion rings for everyone! And don’t even get us started on the unlimited chips ’n’ guac! 

6:34pm — We need to create an app in which people can hit a button on their smartphones and talk straight to the radio host. Or... is that actually a terrible idea? Probably. To more in fast food news, McDonald’s plans to phase out its self-serve soda machines by the year 2032 due to hygiene concerns and theft. 

6:50pm —  To round out the show, Lou gets into “Radio ADD.” Lou’s favorite sandwich? The liverwurst one from The Old German Deli in Big Bear. 

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Lou talks about the regret many college grads face when they realize that majoring in Philosophy won't get them paid or laid... 

They don't make Thermos' products like they used to... Before, my Fozzie Bear Thermos could be relied upon to keep hot things hot and cold things cold... Nowadays, they fire eye-seeking projectiles at unsuspecting soup-lovers...

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LAUSD says federal health mandates hurt the kids that get free lunches. Lou wants families to feed their own damn kids, and does not believe the hype about starving kids living in poverty. 

Cereal makes a comeback... Except for GrapeNuts. Keep those tooth-breaking pebbles in the 90s where they belong!

And there was a historic upset at the Kentucky Derby! Lou breaks down the details! 

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They busted the couple stealing the Lego minifigs out of the boxes, and subbing them out for macaroni. Listeners chime in on the talk-back...

-There's a list of the top 30 living songwriters of all time... Lou is annoyed that Billy Joel isn't on the list... 

- And, your favorite moment and mine... RADIO ADD!!

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The wind ripped through Stagecoach last night, leading to an evacuation of the polo grounds. Some people are pissed because they left... right before they started the show back up with Pitbull. Should they get refunds???

Also, did Madonna ever find the underwear she lost at Coachella?? I mean, I'm sure it's not the first pair she's lost... Why are these undies so important to Madonna??? 

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Lou talks about the bi-partisan movement to let people use food stamps to get rotisserie chicken... And Lou is all for it! Let them eat chicken!!!

Also, why are so many people on assistance right now??

And Lou starts in Papa John's for adding the tip amount to bill. Isn't that part up to us???

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LAUSD TO LIMIT SCREEN TIME FOR KIDS... This can only be a good thing...

-FULL CIRCLE FOR PEN AND PENCIL

-LOU SAYS WE NEED TO REVOLUTIONIZE EDUCATION -

Also, the Brady Bunch home gets designated as a cultural monument... 

And... RADIO ADD/FINAL THOUGHTS!!!

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Hour 3 - Everyone loves Iron Maiden (EXCELLENT!!!)... 

Everyone also loves The Land of the Lost, which leads us to talk about our favorite sick day TV shows and movies.

Aaaaaand... it's time for EVERYONE'S FAVORITE RADIO SEGMENT...

Radio ADD...

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Hour 1 - Coachella is still going strong! The latest is on Justin Bieber’s hit-filled, stripped-down festival performance, during which he performed a video duet — with himself.  The festival charges $12.50 for a slice of pizza on the festival grounds, and some VRBO rentals have been unearthed for ripping off punters, meting out last-minute cancelations to charge 10 times the advertised price. Did you see David Lee Roth’s surprise appearance with crooner Teddy Swims at Coachella? Iconic. They performed Van Halen’s “Jump” — not bad for 71 years old. Now, let’s discuss Jelly Roll’s lab work, which he released to the public. His insuline levels are super high, despite his recent weight loss. His testosterone is at 57, well below the normal range, and his cholesterol is also high. In other words, he’s a walking stroke.

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Hour 2 - Would you trespass private property to assist an animal or pet in distress? According to the ASPCA, you shouldn’t. But heroic Lou Penrose has other ideas, which prompted him to save a neighborhood dog’s life from a strangling incident. When Lou managed to get animal control to the neighbor's home, the officer was not happy with the neglectful dog owner, who was at home but unaware that the tethered dog was in distress. If Lou had removed the dog without the neighbor’s knowledge from their private property, he could have been charged with theft. The dog was hopping around on three legs and crying all night as its one leg remained tangled up in the leash — what would you do in that situation! Once freed by Lou, the dog collapsed in exhaustion. Does the Good Samaritan law apply in this case?

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