Lou Reads the Internet for YOU!

Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! episodes:

• 11.13.2020

  Lou Reads ep 190 – Tales of Wild Parties from Reddit

  Hey, you know that kid from History class that never talks? His parents are out of town this weekend and he’s having a party! We should totally go and be thankful for the opportunity to party, get wasted, and then...

  
• 08.08.2020

  Lou Reads 189 – Biblical Gender Roles and How to Follow them!

  Oh, hello. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? As you may have read on the Lou Reads Facebook page I haven’t felt very inspired to record anything for a while. I started and stopped several episodes on drugs and one...

  
• 12.31.2019

  Lou Reads episode 188 – The Forums Measurection.com

  According to Medical News Today, “As much as 45 percent of men believe they have a small penis.” Certainly, there are a lot of factors to this low self-opinion. While I’m not going to offer a solid argument on all...

  
• 11.22.2019

  Lou Reads ep 187 – NSFW Stories from High School

  I don’t remember a lot from High School but what I do recall is mainly the dumb shit my friends and fellow classmates got into. Most of my stories from High School revolve around drinking too much and doing graffiti...

  
• 10.02.2019

  Lou Reads ep 186 – Rub Maps – Happy Ending Advice

  Have you ever had this conversation? “Look, it’s my first time going to get a “massage” and I’m not sure how to make sure my “massage” ends in a “happy ending.” I mean, if it just ends in just getting...

  
• 05.31.2019

  Lou Reads ep 185 – Adult DVD Forums

  It wasn’t so long ago that DVD’s were the awesome collectables. Now, of course DVD’s are taking up space in your home because we all just stream everything. This month’s forum is all about people who hang out the AdultDVDTalk...

  
• 05.08.2019

  Lou Reads ep 184 – Complaining About Friends on The Internet from Something Awful.

  WHYYY!!?!11 Everyone has problems with their friends and family. But sometimes it can be too complicated to actual confront them with these problems. Why? Well, maybe because if you did your friend might shoot you! Or maybe your family might also...

  
• 03.20.2019

  Lou Reads ep 183 – The Best of Craigslist –

  Well, something happened last time and the audio file disappeared from the post… ANYWAY, Craigslist is an anomaly on the internet. While some minor tweaking and tinkering has gone on, it remains basically the same ugly-but-useful website that was...

  
• 03.05.2019

  Lou Reads 182 – Deep in the Pits of Armpit-Fetish.com

  Greetings, friends and those interested in the more obscure parts of the internet. This months episode is a visit to the fabulously spam-destroyed pages of Artpit-Fetish.com. This site was once the home of a small number of folks that really liked...

  
• 01.30.2019

  Lou Read Ep181 Bonus – Learn Prostate Massage Again and Again!

  Are you feeling the protrusion yet? Please enjoy this episode about milking your prostate. If you don’t know how to milk your prostate by the end of this episode then you just aren’t trying very hard… I miss Prince,...

  
• 01.17.2019

  Lou Reads ep 181 – The Spicy Talk Forums

  As a married man who hates breasts I could not get down with this forum. I mean, who likes breasts? Especially breasts full of milk that are being shared with lots of grown dudes and ladies looking for some kind...

  
• 12.01.2018

  Lou Reads ep 180: Do you have the stomach to endure the Big Guts Forum?

  I think we can all agree that everyone loves that feeling when you go to try on some clothes and realize that we’ve gotten too fat to fit into then. I think “super proud, content and certain that we’re living...

  
• 10.30.2018

  Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums

  What happens to us when we die? What happens to us before we are born? Somehow the people at this forum know, with certainty, that everything is going to be alright. Especially after you die. This is truly amazing...

  
• 09.28.2018

  Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!

  Hey, I know that drug laws are lame and whatever, but what if I told you that you could get super high… legally! What if I told you that there was this drug that was pretty much like marijuana but...

  
• 08.30.2018

  Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit

  Hey, I know we just has sex and that I paid you for that sex because you’re an escort. But, I really feel that in this 10 minute encounter that we’ve bonded and I’d really like to see you again....

  
• 07.25.2018

  Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit

  What’s that now? You want me to share some of my darkest secrets with the internet? Well, gee… I mean, I’ve seen and done some terrible things in my life but I’m not sure I want to post them...

  
• 06.24.2018

  Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone

  You know that feeling you get when the world is telling you that you should take anti-psychotic medicine to deal with the invisible parasites you’re being plagued by? And you know the feeling you get when you tell the doctors...

  
• 05.16.2018

  Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk

  Have you considered marrying a man who you’ve only known through a pen pal connection? In this age of swiping right or left to instantly connect with someone, you can still find some people who are meeting people like it’s...

  
• 03.29.2018

  Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS

  I’m not doing myself any favors by reading from the forums of Solo Suck. I knew it would be tough to read and yet, I persisted. Just like Elizabeth Warren! Except instead of standing up to the GOP I stood...

  
• 03.01.2018

  Lou Reads ep 172 – Men Wear Bras – A Support Forum

  Hey can you help me with the clasp on this thing? I was so easy to undo when it was on a lady. Seriously, I was a one-hand, no-look, two-finger bra-undo-er. But now that it’s on my body I’m having...

  
• 01.15.2018

  Lou Reads ep 171 – The Human Santapede – Part 2

  Here it is! The not so long, but still long awaited part two & conclusion to the harrowing novel The Human Santapede!.” I hope you enjoy finishing off this particularly silly bit of reading. I must admit that although a...

  
• 01.07.2018

  Lou Reads ep 170 – Meet Fighters: A One Stop Shop for Boxing, Wrestling & Boner Lovers

  Hey there! I was just thinking about you! Oh, I was just thinking that you should come over, have a couple of drinks and then, I don’t know, take off your clothes and wrestle me to see who gives who...

  
• 12.30.2017

  Lou Reads ep 169 – The Human Santapede – Part 1

  Happy holidays! It’s taken forever but just two days ago I did a stream of myself reading from The Human Santapede on Twitch. I made it all the way to chapter 16 before I tapped out. So please enjoy this...

  
• 11.22.2017

  Lou Reads ep168 More Trip Reports from the Forums of Bluelight.Org

  Hey everyone, sorry this episode took so long. I’ve been too busy plugging all these Chinese research chems day & night to record. And while I am high as a kite these drugs appear to have removed my ability to...

  
• 10.26.2017

  Lou Reads posts from Hiccup Forum

  Oh boy, did I see someone with a case today! She was walking down the street and I could see her hiccuping and grabbing at her throat. It was so hot! Then I realized she was actually choking on some...

  
• 09.22.2017

  Lou Reads ep166: Is It Normal? If You Have to Ask….

  Hey guys, I know this is weird but when I come across weird websites on the internet I have this compulsion to share them with strangers in podcast form… Is it normal to do that? No? Oh well… This month’s episode...

  
• 08.17.2017

  Lou Reads ep165 – I Put a Love Spell on YOU! Because You’re Mine! Thanks, Ashra.Net

  So… I just wanted you to know that when we broke up I kind of went a little crazy. I was pretty upset and I decided that since we’re soulmates and fated to be together I would speed up our...

  
• 06.26.2017

  Lou Reads ep164 – Return to FetLife Mountain: The Destroyed Pussy Adventure.

  Fetlife, short for “Fetish Life” (I’m assuming), is an online forum for kinksters of all varieties. If you’re vanilla (aka a normal sex person) then you probably don’t want to go there. However, if you’re into something… unusual… or just...

  
• 05.31.2017

  Lou Reads ep163 – Men Come First in the SubReddit of The Red Pill

  So, here we are once again. Why do I keep coming back to the world of Men’s Rights & Pick Up Artists? Is it because their worldview, which they seem to insist is right by sheer will, is so incredibly...

  
• 05.06.2017

  Lou Reads – Ep 162 The Forums of SexInfo101.Com

  Hey guys & gals. I’m ashamed to ask you about this but… if I put my pee pee in a girls woo woo, can she get hypnotized by my sperms? She can? Wow, thanks internet. You saved me some grief! So...

  
• 04.12.2017

  Lou Reads ep161: Tales of Stupidity in Airplanes

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Podcast Episode 161 with service from your listening device to your ears. We are currently third in line for take-off and are expected to be in your ears for approximately 39 minutes. We ask that...

  
• 03.12.2017

  Lou Reads ep160: The Scabby Forums of Skin Pick

  Oh man, I can feel it. It’s almost there! Just a few more squeezes and I’ll get my reward. A reward of oil, dirt & bacteria. Maybe, if I’m lucky, I’ll get some pus! Maybe some of those nice blackhead...

  
• 01.31.2017

  Lou Reads Ep159 – The Sissy Babies of Sissy Kiss

  Hewoe. I’m a witty, bitty baby. Won’t you put a bwutt pwug in my bum bum? Fank-oo berry much. Me wuv oo… Ok… So… Adult babies meets humilation fetish in a meeting of the oddness. This fits into the Alex Shaw,...

  
• 01.11.2017

  Lou Reads ep158 Conspiracy Madness from the Let’s Roll Forums

  This podcast is an obvious tool of the MSM (mainstream media) to help perpetrate a fraud on the people of the Earth. I mean, you can hear that the “human” who is reading these posts is clearly either an A.I....

  
• 12.11.2016

  Lou Reads ep157 Canadian Escort Reviews

  Prostitutes, who doesn’t love them? I mean, who doesn’t love them as long as they give a full & real Girlfriend Experience and don’t try to rip me off and look at me while we’re fucking! How am I supposed...

  
• 11.16.2016

  Lou Reads ep156 – Tales from the Forums of Drugs And Users

  DRUGS! WHOO! LET US CONSUME THEM IN MANY DIFFERENT MANNERS! This time around I’m reading from the forums of Drugs and Users. This is a forum that rose from the ashes of the Opiophile forum. You may recall I did a...

  
• 10.19.2016

  Lou Reads episode 155 – The Forums of The Coli

  What up, my fellow CAC‘s? Listen, I don’t care if you get down with the local thots or you on that PAWG tip. All I care is that you listening to this episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU!...

  
• 09.26.2016

  Lou Reads ep154 – The Forums of Plenty of Fish

  Thank the bearded skyman that I haven’t had to deal with the humiliations of the online dating scene. Knowing how terrible I was at dating in general as a young adult it withers the soul to think of putting myself...

  
• 08.12.2016

  Lou Reads ep153 – Juggalo Discussions from Faygoluvers.net

  What up, fam? WHOOP WHOOP! I got mad love my for ninjas! Or rather that is what I might say if I were a Juggalo. I am not but the people at the forums of FaygoLuvers.net most certainly are. Join...

  
• 07.19.2016

  Lou Reads Episode 152 – Alien Abduction Forums

  I remember when I was a growing up as a kid there were two distinct periods when alien encounters & alien abduction were all the rage. There were shows in the 70’s like “Project Blue Book” and the classic “Alien...

  
• 06.20.2016

  Lou Reads ep151 – Mermaid Talk from the MerNetwork

  What’s the matter? You look like you came down with a case of fin rot! Come on you can share your feelings with me. Catfish got your tongue? Ok, well you don’t have to tell me what your deal is...

  
• 05.18.2016

  Lou Reads episode 150 – Tales of Sibling Injuries

  Ok, I admit I meant to push you off that cliff but I really didn’t mean for you to get THAT hurt. I guess in hindsight it should have been more obvious that a 300 foot drop may have resulted...

  
• 04.08.2016

  Lou Reads ep149. The Horrible Racism of ShitSkin.com

  Look, we’re all a little racist, right? We all dabble in little stereotypes we think are based in reality. You know, like all Puerto Ricans are carrying at least 2 knives at all times or black people don’t tip or...

  
• 03.06.2016

  Lou Reads Ep148 My Husband Pooped in the Shower

  Hey, it happens to everyone, right? You get in the shower, you realize you need to poop. Now you have a choice, get out and have a weird wet poop on the toilet or just have a sensical dump right...

  
• 02.23.2016

  Lou Reads ep 147 – Share Your Druggiest Moments from Something Awful

  Oh my God, dude. Last week I was so wrecked. Dude, you would not believe it. I took so many drugs! How many? Like this many! What is the deal with 1p-LSD? Anyway, I always enjoy reading the stories of peoples...

  
• 01.25.2016

  Lou Reads from the forum at ManWhore.org (episode 146)

  Hey guys, so I was at the club last night and there was this A.D.D Girl there who I was pretty sure was DTF. So I initiated EC and eventually got #close. I’m feeling pretty good about the possibility to...

  
• 12.28.2015

  Lou Reads ep145: Confessions from the Pages of Naughtypost.com

  Hey, I know this is weird, but I have a confession to make. Sometimes I go on the internet and write anonymous confessions about super mundane things I do in my life that no one cares about. Like, how I...

  
• 12.11.2015

  Lou Reads ep144 Shoplifting Tips & Tricks from the dead forums of Zoklet.net

  Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step back into the store. Would you mind taking off your jacket? Sir, I don’t care if it was a gift from your mother. I’m more concerned with the 10 pairs...

  
• 11.06.2015

  Lou Reads ep143 Random Topics from the Forums of Bodybuilding.com

  Are you looking to get ripped? Need shed some pounds? Do you need a safe place to talk about why if homosexuality is ok then incest should be okay, too? Well you might benefit from reading the forums at bodybuilding.com....

  
• 09.14.2015

  Lou Reads episode 142 – Intactivism from the forums of Restoring Foreskin

  I really don’t want to share any images related to this episode. Circumcision is a controversial topic. For me it’s a Star-Bellied Sneeches thing. “They have extra skin on thars!” If you didn’t know about foreskin would you miss it? Well,...