Louis Horne: Jazz Diaries

After his altercation with the Triads, Gino is in hiding, however with the Soho gangsters offering a staggering £250 bounty for the capture of the portly man from Piedmont, London’s jazz musicians are hot on his trail.

However, in a moment of seeming divine intervention, Louis is handed a heavenly helping hand to get his little buddy out of hot water but our hapless hero doesn’t know the supernatural forces he's toying with and in a lapse of moral fibre that would disappoint his new friend very much, he allows his greed to get the better of him…

A day of gastronomic galavanting in London’s Chinatown turns sour, as Louis and Gino are the victims of a crime. This leads our heroes into a face-off with a notorious enemy as they find themselves embroiled in a Be-Bop Battle with mystical religious undertones. Will Louis sacrifice Gino in the name of peace? Find out next time… on Louis Horne: Jazz Diaries…  

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Pretending to care about social issues has finally worked out, as Louis lands the gig the of a lifetime, playing at Number 10 Downing Street, after the Prime Minister hears his tribute track to Greta Thunberg. The soiree is a smorgasbord of stars, as luminaries from Louis Theroux to Natalie Portman hobnob with kids TV royalty Chris Packham and Michaela Strachan, while Louis has his athletic credentials tested by 1992 Olympic 400 metre Gold Medallist Sally Gunnell.

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Louis penchant for rodent-pinching lands him in hot water at Pets At Home but luckily he's got his eyes on a bigger prize, as he and Gino concoct a plan to land a lucrative endorsement deal. However Louis' is caught off guard by the beautiful Polly Peatree... could our trumpet-touting Romeo finally have found his Jazz Juliet? Listen to find out.

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Louis is chuffed to bits when Seth secures him a spot playing bebop on a cruise for elderly jazz fanatics. However our hero's decision to bring Gino and The Evening Standards along proves to be disastrous, as the serene waters of a sweet payday turn into a tidal wave of tragedy.

At Gino’s behest, Louis takes a trip down memory lane and explores his complex past with the help of therapist, Dr. Antonia Udderman. However, Gino’s behaviour at the doctor’s office, which is located underneath a Chinese restaurant, leaves a lot to be desired and Louis’s excavation of his past proves more traumatic than anticipated, with a small goldfish paying the price.

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Additional Writer: Faye Tracey

Featuring Collette Cooper as Dr. Udderman

Louis has man's relationship with nature on his mind but on a night out with roguish pianist Bernie Johnson, finds himself engaged in a bebop battle with a legendary American trumpeter. However, it's not Vince Caruso's prowess with a horn that has our hero raging, as a minor littering incident lands Louis in trouble.

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Louis' criminal tendencies come in handy as he discovers a natural flair for teaching however, as always, conflict is never far away for our trumpet-toting hero and he soon finds himself mired in legal difficulties.

He never should have listened to Mohamed...

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In an effort to ride the wave of social awareness, Louis searches for an issue that will make people think he's a nice, caring guy, while meanwhile bolstering his flagging career and finally, with the help of gun-toting American super agent Seth Jackson, he finds one.

Get ready for erectile dysfunction with a Hip Hop twist, as Louis milks his subject matter for all it's worth... because he can't afford another flop.

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In the first episode of season two, we delve into Louis' past as our wistful troubadour reminisces about the moment that changed his life, the 1994 final of Is Wales Talented?

In one afternoon the trumpet prodigy became a household name from Swansea to Rhyl but little did he know the gold spewing from the end of his trusty instrument would soon turn to ash, as salacious and ultimately criminal scandals were to dog the tortured genius.

This is a must listen for any fan of the Louis Horne Universe, for as George Santayana said: "Those who cannot learn from history, are doomed to repeat it."

Get ready to go back to where it all began... if you dare.

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