Lovable Degenerates

How has it possibly taken us so long to get into organized crime? At first we start our talking about what jobs we'd have in the mafia and that gradually turned into us pitching ourselves Shark Tank style to the mafia. Then we determine, being an undercover cop and being accepting into the mafia is harder than just joining the mafia outright.

If you could add a mandatory amount of alcohol to sports, which ones would it be? Are you delusional enough to think you get better at a sport while drinking? And who would be the GOAT of each drunk sport. Not only that, but what sport would straight up be the funniest to watch drunk people compete in

As you will quickly find out, there's a reason we no longer do drunk episodes. Just when you think it's bad, it gets worse. We're off the rails. And I'm not even sure if it's a bit at this point or if I just don't use any of the episodes that Cole is on.

How in the hell did Ask Jeeves sell for $1.85 billion dollars, with a B? We get our mind blown finding that out. Talk about a few inventions that should absolutely exist already. Mostly stemming from the fact that we get piss on ourselves daily and then we round it out by talking porn sites, porn stars and step moms being a great number two to real moms

We're talking wishes. No you can't get another genie lamp and no you can't get unlimited wishes. As long as it's possible in human life, everything else is on the table. Oh, and Boo talks about how his OnlyFans funds the podcast, but other than that, completely standard episode

Alright nerds, come one, come all, if this episode doesn't get you going then I don't know what will. We're going through all the best fictional worlds and which ones we'd want to live in. We go through TV shows, movies, video games, you name it, we mention. Come vote on which ones we make the best arguments for

Today we've got a new host? Where two washed up athletes talk about how well they'd do if they were dropped onto a high school football field. One of which might have a slightly delusional, over-inflated idea of his own abilities. I'll let you take a guess on who that is

Today is one of my favorite episodes to date. I'm now very confident that waxing your whole body as if you have alopecia and having a sex change scheduled after committing a crime naked are fool proof ways of getting away with a crime. Then we talk a ghost story then ends up in two broken front teeth and a paintball ambush story from growing up

Alright on today's episode we build two different bars. One is based on if your personality was a bar, what would the bar look like. And the second, build your ideal dream bar. One of which will be wildly successful, I'll let you guess which one that was. As always, we bring up A Knight's Tale and alien fucking, but other than that it's a completely normal episode

Today we talk about all the things that we'd either uninvent or rid the world of. And for the most part, it all came back to shitty traffic laws. No need for radars, round abouts or red light cameras, and yes this is coming from the person who has gotten his license suspended twice in less than two years