So, the characters in today’s story have a questionable relationship…dare we say, potentially toxic dynamic. Just a heads up for folks who might not be into that. But yeah, content warnings for the episode as a whole: mentions of death, loss of a loved one, guns, drug use, alcohol use, fat phobic language, mild violence, arson, and fires.

Howdy hey everyone! We’re here, we’re queer, and we got a lil something real weird for you. We discuss alien encounters, spooky entities in clown makeup, and a rather surprising (and rocky) enemy to lovers filled piece of lit. Not sponsored! Unless….? Capitalism was bound to get here.

PS. Keep an eye on the Interstate Obscenity Definition Act (S.1671). Make your reps aware that you want them to VOTE NO on this and any related legislation if you like sex positive content.

PSS. Also, CORRECTION: Mick Jagger of the Stones soundtracked the Kenneth Anger film “Invocation of My Demon Brother”.

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CW: Drug use, animal attacks, and murder

In this rowdy edition of LAFS, Joyce shares her aspirations & goals, cryptids that are hard to Google, and we read a story that… well…Imagine if the beloved creations of Jim Henson, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and My Dad Wrote a Porno were put into a blender. A real childhood ruiner 😂 

No one but God can judge us….and they do.

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Howdy all!

I hope you all are having a wonderfully sexy Pride month, and proudly flaunting your beauty to the world. We LOVE to see it! It seems like it went by like a blur this year. Shoo. Alright, on to today's offering....sooooooooo...we don't have a full episode for you today. So So Sorry about that! We're just running a little behind schedule and a full one is definitely coming down the pipe soon, but not just yet. Since we were feeling a little guilty and didn't want to leave you hanging, Joyce put together this clip show-style mini-sode for you. Aren't you a lucky duck!

So sit back and enjoy this little trip down memory lane as we share this collage of funny moments from the past 4 odd years or so of LAFS. Enjoy <3

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CW: Gun violence, violence, hunting, animal death, and death

JEFF! GEOFF! GEF! 

Thoughts on human soup. Gef the mongoose (RIP Gef). Tips on getting into Valhalla. Spicy Bigfoot tales. This one has it all! Come on down with us to the bayou as we explore the story of the Honey Island Swamp Monster. This cajun cryptid was a mysterious (and stinky) creature spooking folks in the 60’s. After that, we read a cartoonish erotica about rekindling old flames. It’s a hoot!

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CW: Drug use, murder, death, violence, religious persecution, slavery, racial violence, queerphobia, and bullying. 

Jem couldn’t make it out to this one but worry not listeners! We are joined by a special guest, E Streetcar, who helped us explore the origins of Bloody Mary and read the first half of a special two part spicy lit. Want to hear the rest? Get over to patreon.com/lafspod to get the chance!

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California's rollin' deep with AB 666, werewolves are on the prowl, Jem clutches a lot of pearls, and Coco has opinions in this month's Irish themed episode of Love at First Sighting.

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CW: Drug use and quick mention of racism.

This one is full of all things bulbous! Orbs, balls, and blobs…oh my! Today, the crew share ghost stories, discuss an encounter with a mystery blob, and read a piece of lit that will leave you feeling stuffed ;) So settle in and get your bibs as we feed you a heaping helping of sexy entertainment!

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CW: Death, animal attack, pet death, gun violence, alcohol use

Howdy listeners, we hope this one was worth the wait. We appreciate you and your patience since we know this one was a lil late but really it was beyond our control…holidays, LA wildfires, and other unforeseen circumstances. But hey, it’s here! 

Join us as we celebrate our third anniversary and episode 69 (nice) with this holiday themed cryptid. We know the audio’s kind of wonky but we guarantee it will still be a good time. In this one we will be discussing the Italian Xmas witch La Befana, talking camels, and reading some Supernatural fanfic. A totally normal day for the LAFS crew.

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Well, it was bound to happen folks. With book series like the “A Court of Thorns and Roses” growing in popularity, it was only a matter of time before we’d received some fairy smut. And today is that day, and we welcome it with arms wide open! On this one, we discuss soggy mummies, groblins from New England, and sapphic fairy porn. We hope you’re ready for a poetic, horny masterpiece.

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CW: Death, death penalty related execution, choking, alcohol use & abuse, disasters 

BoOoOoOoOo, hehehehe, and whoooooosh….. 

It’s that time of the year again! The time for tricks, treats, and other words that start with ’T’. Wink. How are you celebrating? One way is to join us for a good time for this special Halloweenie episode. On this one, we are discussing a slimy spud from a popular movie media franchise. We also talk sexy Inspector Gadget, sexy rats, and sexy ways to eat hotdogs. Also, the first time Coco got the 'ick' from a piece of lit. We love to see it!

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