In the spirit of the holiday season we breakdown the song the 12 days of Christmas and what a cluster fuck it would be if you got all those gifts because there would be a lot of bird shit and jizz.

Are we about to be invaded by Aliens? Are they coming for our asses? Is Fernando a demon? Is Carlos still the victim of face farts?

In this episode we go on a rant about pharmacists violating HIPPA laws and sharing your business, and our recent medical procedures and the funny shit that has happened because of them.

This episode we recap Olympic losers that are actually winners and THIS time we call Women and ask them what sound their men make when they orgasm.

In this episode we discuss some of the dumbest Olympic sporting events (in our opinion). And also, the return of Weiner Talk where we talk to some of our friends on the phone.

In this episode we talk about the rare occasions when you hurt your manhood.

In this episode we make discoveries about our intimate personal lives regarding.......nut. And we call our friends and get them involved in the shinanigans.

Season 2 Premiere! We're Back! The strikes are over!

In this episode we cover sexual harassment, more toilet talk, Fernando's shitty day, a plunger fun fact (The More You Know!), penis nicknames, and Cat Food and Ass.

In this episode… sparkling ass crack, satanism, Disneyland, bidets, and other shit.