Squeeze those buns, stretch those lungs and let's march! Maddie and Annie debrief Trump's first week in an incredibly long reflection of both the horrors and the hopes of this moment in history. If politics ain't your thing, or in this context, if basic human dignity ain't your thing, we've tacked on an extra 20 minutes at the end of this episode to lighten the mood. 

Gay people, they're not so different from you and I. OR ARE THEY? Maddie and Annie begin by discussing the clearly defined genetic differences between straights and gays. But not, like, not really. Well, just listen to find out. 

...but yes this episode, she is a little heavy. Maddie and Annie come down from last week's holiday highs and talk internalized homophobia. Even though we love loving who we love, it's still important to talk about the long, long road with many winding roads that brought us here. I wonder how Neil Diamond feels about the gays? 

The fiery orange sun rises iridescent in the east ... oh sorry that's Donald Trump's big stupid head ascending to the highest office in the land. Maddie and Annie danced goodbye to 2016 and talk resolutions this morning, though at a more delicate, hangover appropriate volume. 

It's the last day of 2016 and Maddie is trying to get Annie to be an adult and make some future plans. Watch as Annie, defensive and pugnacious, resolves herself to stubbornly resist preparations for 2017. These two love birds discuss the year in review. 

We return our gaze to the young gays opening gifts with great cheer. Catch up with us as Maddie gives a 2-10 minute presentation of the virtues of "Beyond Yoga," "Hydroflask," and, of course, "Passion Planner," our unofficial sponsor. 

Meet the captains at the helm of this friendship. Maddie and Annie are two friends who live on opposite coasts. Friends from high school, it was a pleasantly convenient surprise when Annie and Maddie both came out to each other on the same night. No tears, no tension and a whole lot of Tandoori chicken. After a sweet cocooning period during which Maddie and Annie became confident and badass gay females, they are now ready to share with the world the trials and tribulations of gaity. Tune in every Monday to catch up with us!