Happy Mother’s Day, kids! Missy flies down to Floriduh to experience the warmth of her familial bonds first hand (and earns a Triple Word Score from her kids in the process). Stuart tries, again, and fails — again — to surprise anyone for Missy’s birthday. Amy inspires us all with the 30 Day Orgasm Challenge, courtesy of Netflix’s Sex Education. And Summer Love begins in earnest. 

Ready to feel good about yourself? Just think of any type of cereal. Any. Just one. And you’ll instantly beat our best attempt on this week’s shocking 30 Seconds with Amy. 

(Maybe contact the cognitive assessment team, while you’re at it. She might need a lil help.)

 

And one more thing! A brief public service announcment regarding politics.

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As always, Fuck Putin.

Glory to Ukraine.  Glory to the Heroes. 

 

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