Love It or Leaf It

Let’s start with the big news:

As of now, Lori has a work visa in hand, our lease in Toronto is signed, and we’ve traded the sweet cornfields of Missouri for the sweet promise of public healthcare and universal politeness. It’s happening, people. It’s really happening.

Short answer: Missouri kind of sucks for families like ours right now.

If you’ve ever tried to Google "how to move to Canada," you’ve probably stumbled upon Express Entry—Canada’s points-based system for permanent residency. And if you’ve ever done the math on yourself, you probably had the same reaction we did:

Turns out we’re great humans, just… not very pointy ones. Express Entry told us (politely, because it’s Canada) that we didn’t qualify. Cue the existential dread.

So, we regrouped. And by regrouped, we mean we got a second opinion and learned about the C11 Entrepreneur Work Permit—a legal path to Canada under the International Mobility Program for people with established businesses. And hey, guess what? Lori has one of those.

We ended up hiring a law firm (hello, privilege and goodbye, savings) and dropped a casual $20K to get the paperwork going. If you’re wondering where that money went: it wasn’t just someone telling us what to do. It was full-on corporate paperwork, business plans, registrations, and a legal strategy with layers.

Lori walked into Pearson Airport with a stack of paperwork, a hopeful heart, and a backup plan in case the immigration officer decided to play hardball. Instead, she met the dreamiest Canadian who smiled, stamped, and handed over a shiny new work permit. It was all very anticlimactic and weirdly pleasant.

Meanwhile, we’re still mentally preparing for the day someone tells us, “Oops, just kidding, back to Missouri!” Spoiler: that’s not likely. But we’re trauma-brained Americans who’ve had job-linked healthcare dangled and ripped away too many times to trust anything blindly.

This episode of the Love It or Leaf It podcast breaks down:

Next steps? Moving logistics. Downsizing two Missouri homes. Filling out social support forms. Getting our Social Insurance Numbers (SINs, because Canada loves spicy acronyms). And eventually… applying for permanent residency.

We're sharing this journey not just because it's wild—but because so many people ask us how. And while this isn’t a one-size-fits-all roadmap, it is an honest look at what it takes to say, "This isn’t working for us here, let’s try somewhere new."

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Ah, Canada, the land of maple syrup, Tim Hortons, and apparently, legislation that protects apologies from being legal admissions of guilt. Who knew, right? As we embark on our journey from the Show-Me State to the Great White North, I find myself questioning everything I've ever known about measurements, money, and even...milk. Yep, friends, we're Lori, Clover, and a queer and trans family of three diving headfirst into Canada, and this ride promises to be wilder than Clover's fascination with beer ounces.

From Apologies to Applause

To start off, let’s ponder this: Canadians apologize so much that they have a legal statute for it in Ontario, proving sorry doesn’t equate to guilt. Imagine telling your partner, "I'm sorry for leaving the lights on," only to have a Canadian referee swoop in to assure you that doesn't mean you broke an environmental law.

Metric Madness

Now, onto more calculated endeavors: the metric system. Clover’s been trying to wrap their head around Celsius and kilometers, only for master Lori to point out that your internal speedometer needs recalibrating. In Canada, 100 isn’t just a number—it’s an existential crisis. Who would've thought?

Funny Money and Tipping Trauma

Canadian currency feels like Monopoly money, converting dollars into more dollars, which seems fun until Lori remembers the punch her wallet takes at checkout. Don’t even get us started on the appalling sales tax. Pro tip: "The price tag is a lie," Clover grumbles. And for all the over-tippers fidgeting with 13% tax calculations, take solace in Clover’s philosophy: those who calculate tips sans sales tax are dicks. Wise words indeed.

Bags of Milk and Other Bizarre Mysteries

Speaking of essentials, milk in bags still baffles Lori. It’s like someone took a standard grocery item and decided, "You know what this needs? Bags!" Whether it’s ancient Canadian propaganda or a bagged dairy phenomenon, the truth is out there—just in a pitcher.

Healthcare: Oh, Canada!

Prepare yourself for the reality—a healthcare system where you’re not reduced to tears at every medical billing. "Hello, universal healthcare, we've been expecting you," Lori wistfully dreams of affordable medical interventions without selling their soul—or spare change.

Tim Hortons: Welcome to the Cult

And then there’s Tim Hortons, or as we fondly dub it, “Tim Bits and coffee at every corner.” While Lori ponders forbidden Tim Bits (thanks to Clover's vivid imagination), I remain innocently indoctrinated, sipping 15-minute-new coffee, which in Starbucks’ defense, wins in volume but loses in ‘crazy delicious’.

To Infinity and Beyond!

As we fasten our emotional seatbelts and adjust our expectations (and compasses), one truth resonates: beauty amidst chaos prevails. Our midwestern roots, pruned with Canadian politeness and snark, unfold like a map—awkwardly folded at first but eventually making sense.

So here’s to no turning back, with apologies, thermometers, milk bags and all. This is just the beginning of our wild move to the land where politeness reigns and, thankfully, the taxes are only plagued by percentages. Join us next time as we continue to hilariously survey the bits and quirks that make our northern adventure truly Canadian, eh?

Join Clover and Lori on the first episode of Love It or Leaf It Podcast as they navigate the sticky, often maddening world of U.S. passport renewal amidst their preparations to move from Missouri to Toronto in 2025. As a queer American family feeling increasingly unwelcome in their home state due to rising transphobic legislation, they've decided to seek a safer haven in Canada. This episode humorously details the bureaucratic nightmare of renewing passports, complete with tilted head photos, missing receipts, and unexpectedly quick turnarounds. Dive into the lighter, yet hilariously frustrating side of their journey to cross the border, all while tackling the unexpected hurdles and privileges that come their way.

00:00 Record-Breaking Passport Issuance in 2024

00:26 Introducing the Love It or Leaf It Podcast

00:44 Our Family's Story and Decision to Move

01:29 Challenges of Relocating to Canada

02:07 The Passport Renewal Process

02:38 Navigating Bureaucratic Hurdles

04:51 The Cost of Immigration

07:35 The Importance of Passport Photos

11:43 Dealing with Passport Photo Rejections

12:37 The Lopsided Head Incident

12:51 Passport Photo Struggles

13:24 The Waiting Game Begins

13:58 Confusing Customer Service

15:45 Unexpected Arrival

16:31 Reflecting on the Process

22:02 Final Thoughts and Advice