Lovers and Other Losers - Tales from the Dating Battleground

Lovers and Other Losers - Tales from the Dating Battleground

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  • Episode 19. Will Kylie break down the door to love?

    Welcome to Episode 19!

    • James rises early for pink galahs and the podcast starts now!
    • James fall asleep on an Episode 18 recap
    • Kylie breaks a record on her bus to boyfriend town
    • Strap in and strap on for sexual admin, health and safety and PPE
    • Kylie attempts the reverse burgle at 4am
    • We explore shame, guilt and joy, all the foundations of modern romance
    • Kylie googles green flags
    • James has a tip for food security
    • Kylie plays the cool girl but James isn't convinced
    • Communication is lubrication and will Kylie become a cricket widow
    • Is Kylie a hopeless romantic or just hopeless
    • Did Kylie have a stroke or just lose an eyebrow
    • Does James have a date or could it go international
    • And is love the latest dirty four letter word. 

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers

    35 min
  • Episode 18. Has Kylie found the right guy at last!

    Welcome to Episode 18!

    • A rare gift and an awkward start
    • Is the length of our Podcast a 2 drink minimum or a brisk walk
    • Big tent dating charges admission!
    • Kylie and James discuss Matthew Hussey's MPI theory and how to get to the right guy 
    • Kylie falls for eyes again but this could this be the one
    • Kylie throws the podcast into the ring in the hope of seducing a lover
    • Backpedaling and putting in the legwork of an inside trader
    • 3 hours of messaging cluster dating and a turn around full 360
    • Is Kylie off the dating apps, is she ok or just swept off her feet
    • Get ready for a possible Bali wedding! 

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers

    26 min
  • Episode 16. Kylie describes herself as a romantic with a machete!

    Welcome to Episode 16!

    • The dating battleground has turned into the killing fields as Kylie reveals her tagline
    • Is Kylie giving the ordinary bloke hope or will he remain in the dating cesspool
    • Is James about to stoop so low he cuts and pasts some integrity
    • Citizen science uncovers a cocksmith
    • Land ahoy, will Kylie disembark onto love island with a sex god
    • Get ready to sow your rolled oats
    • James isn't a mathematician as something clearly doesn't add up
    • Will James spark joy and clean up his dating profile
    • Start your angry rage dancing as Kylie connects over bad reality TV
    • James is advised to fake it till he makes it and Kylie ditches a singles professional dinner costing $1 less than dinner for two
    • Is a date at a peaceful opium den a winning location
    • Is there death by power point on a date 4 review or will a man make it finally to date 5
    • Kylie discovers that men who have good manchester have their shit together
    • Load your emotional gun for Episode 17 as we take aim at triggering emoji's
    • And is anyone listening as this episode dragged on longer than a Cher look a like at a karaoke marathon
    • Here is the link to Kylie's new favourtie alcohol free Beer, Sobah! 

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers



    34 min
  • Episode 15. The 10 signs of breadcrumbing and James nails the lot!

    Welcome to Episode 15!

    • Where's Kylie's excitement, is it lost on a narcissist and will she trap him with a chicken dinner
    • Don't play Kylie with tight arse Tuesday romancing
    • Calamari, breadcrumbing, simmering, teabagging, is this now a cooking show
    • The 10 signs of breadcrumbing and James nails them all
    • Sporadic, meaningless, vague, noncommittal and guilty as charged
    • Is James too lazy to be passive aggressive and does Kylie need to be validated
    • Where's James citizen science Nobel prize for internet dating as Tinder goes up in flames
    • Throw some bones and runes and if you're honest and loyal you shouldn't mention it in your bio
    • Kylie wonders what's with an Aussie man with a small European car
    • James love life is now a hostage situation as he blacks out and goes to his happy place
    • Palm reading, star signs, aggressive and rude, blink twice if you need help
    • It's a love trauma colonoscopy
    • Smokebomb rescue survival story where close boundaries are crossed
    • Turn off the dating life support, Tinder love is blind
    • Next episode, Kylie has a moment in the sun.

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers


    22 min
  • Episode 14. Learn how much time Kylie invests in finding her dates!

    Welcome to Episode 14!

    • Can Kylie convert a match into a date or are tears the only coping strategy
    • Does James know better then to offer women fashion advice or worse
    • How does Kylie decide who makes the grade
    • More emoji's, more sex, you decide
    • Stalkers do less work than Kylie when she's on a dating mission
    • Is Kylie's latest match on more top gear than Jermey Clarkson as Kylie recommends avoiding all dental care
    • Does using a cats tail as a fake moustache make the grade
    • Prepare for re-orbit and be as bored as batshit as there could be a man shortage
    • It's a numbers game and as the president of the Kylie red flag association, James asssessment is damming
    • Confused and frustrated.....you should be
    • Let's us deflate those celebratory balloons as citizen science goes rogue.

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers



    17 min
  • Episode 13. One love, anyone for tennis during a daytime date!

    Welcome to Episode 13!

    • Kylie gives James the gift of trust but nobody's fooled
    • Does a slow burn get medicated or just cut off
    • Is James honouring himself again with his golden rule or lack or one
    • James decides to be the narcissist he is and not the narcissist everybody thinks he is
    • Will Kylie iron James' shirt for his big date
    • Is James batting out of his league and hoping for some charity
    • Watch out pretty woman, Kylie goes to the symphony
    • Is a kiss on a date a concept or all about consent
    • Daytime dating during business hours involving a nap and Kylie breaks out the tennis rackets
    • Kylie's dating profile red flag assessment team swings into action

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers



    25 min
  • Episode 12. An old flame declares his undying love!

    Welcome to Episode 12!

    • Second chance saloon for Kylie's latino lover
    • Old flame declares undying love. Will his flame be extinguished before love catches fire or will the ashes smoulder in his heart forever....
    • Lost soul or lucky escape?

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers



    24 min
  • Episode 11. James has a hook up and a date with his slow burn!

    Welcome to Episode 11!

    • James' 2 part date journey
    • A desperate hook up or a meaningful connection
    • Has he redeemed himself or is it more of the same
    • Does James want to be a father 
    • Will this be the deal breaker for his slow burn
    • The varnish falls off James' Golden rule

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers

    17 min
  • Episode 10. The great fire of Boyfriend town!

    Welcome to Episode 10!

    • Another man goes down in the fire of boyfriend town!
    • The courtship made of red flags.
    • James displays an abhorrent lack of integrity only matched by Kylie's lack of judgement.
    • James' bio runs aground in the sea of love.

    If we made you smile we would love you to rate us, leave a review and share widely (insert James on his knees begging!).
    And remember Kylie loves you  xx

    Want more of us including behind the scenes we would love to see you over on Insta @loversandotherloserspodcast (yep it's long!).
    Or come and play with us over in Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversandotherlosers

    17 min

About Lovers and Other Losers - Tales from the Dating Battleground

From the publisher's feed

Kylie and James host a hilarious weekly Podcast chronicling their journey through the internet dating battleground. Tune in each week and share their joy and obvious pain!