Low Armor Cast

A visit from family is always nice, right? Well, it is time to get to those opening ceremonies. Let's see how our Pit Crew pan out in their first performance as an entourage for a pop star!

Well, seems like the relationship dynamics between Samson and the Pit Crew have changed significantly. Will our pint-sized protagonists be able to overcome overwhelming odds? Will they still make it to their season opener? Will they start a holy war against the Sky Spyre? Who knows!?

How badly does Scratch want to be a vampire? A little bait and switch goes both ways? The Pit Crew, along with Maja and Wilton are in for a pretty tough scrape to get out of this one. Look out for bats, bites, and things that go bump in the night on this newest episode in a podcast about a pit crew for a professional sport? Really?

MC Hammer reference? Check! Flash reference? Check! Beat it reference? Check. All these dance moves and more in the two-step turn based battle for their lives from our Pit Crew! Performance art can be so violent! Seems a setup was next on stage but it wouldn't be curtains for this crew. Nope. And now for an encore of deception!

Something as simple as an interview can even go a bit sideways for the Pit Crew as they find themselves a surprise panelist for their interview? Scratch gets a little gift, and our Pit Crew receives a proposal? It seems everything is coming together in this episode of Low Armor Cast.

Well, time to do a quick status check with the boss! Seems they're stuck in the Sky Spyre for now. Our Pit Crew continue on their efforts to keep all the plates spinning in the air along with meeting the requirements of their actual job, Champion Armor Battles. From one discussion to the next they move their way through the beginnings of the day only to be surprised when a certain rival appears with a big surprise. Also, they took a shower.

Well, time to meet the Governess! Seems the Pit Crew have made it all the way to the top of the tower, only to find they are definitely on the bottom of the pile. Seems the Governess has been watching them closely, but with a bit of calm conversation, some planning, and moving forward with focus on the mission, our pip squeak Pit Crew will hopefully find their way through this mess, into a Champion Armor fight victory, and out of this God Forsaken Sky Spyre.

Well, the Pit Crew have hit rock bottom. Well, the bottom of floor 29 at least. Seems they're gonna have to sneak out on account of all the undead. Will our small sized (well not Merit at the moment) squad manage to make it out alive or are they dead men, and cat, walking? We'll find out in this episode of Low Armor Cast, with a very special featured song by Noel Shiri (Noelshiri.com) Listen through the end to hear it in completion.

Welp! Seems to be the Pit Crew needs to dig a bit deeper before discussing a course of action. Wilton and the Pit Crew head out of the woods and into the frying pan, if that frying pan was better described as a spartan, brutal floor of joyless interactions that would make anyone's hairs on the back of their neck stand on edge. Time to talk with JJ.

Well, that hallway was sure no joke. Time to sit and have a little think, maybe some booze, and a bit of a rest before the schedule continues. It is hard to get all these distractions on the plate when you still have a job to do as the pit crew. Oh, and that Dragonborn? He's absolutely terrifying.