The show reflects on the steep climb that awaits them as they head back into the big time. Tod cheats death after an encounter with some listener-provided Malört. Marc, Tod, and Mike work out a strategy to recruit a new voice on the show via the gig economy. Mortality is contemplated as the crew discuss the ways they expect they'll likely die. Plus: Tod delivers a vital cock hat update.

Tod finds himself doubting the quality of a recent gift he gave a friend for his 50th. Marc and Cioffi are walked through a sordid tale of Latin rejection, mechanical bulls, vented shirts and humbling introspection. Plus: get $5 off your next purchase at Boot Barn.

Marc, Tod, and Mike tackle a discussion of the male loneliness epidemic. When does solitude tip from being a gift to a curse? Does one actually need friends? Should you just join the Freemasons?

Men find odd ways to chat through their grief, and Tod shares a recent example of a friend who needed to be asked why his wife passed away. Marc reminds everyone what the show can no longer be about in the year 2026. The Low Budget Radio News Desk gets us up-to-speed on Dobby’s grave, the science behind one-night stands, and more.

It’s plainly obvious there haven’t been many episodes of the show lately. Chalk it up to schedules, lack of interest, logistics challenges, the outcome is the same. But what if the show could go on… even when the hosts were too busy to record it?

Marc, Tod, and Cioffi reflect on their lives thus far. Did they become the men they thought they'd be when they were younger? Any missteps on the journey?

Comrade Marc and Comrade Tod wonder aloud whether communism is really as bad as Cold War-era capitalists made it out to be.

In an effort to perform a community service for the listeners, Marc and Tod embark on a journey of self-discovery. Plus: Tod's cool uncle dilemma, a positive experience for positive people and more.

Unable to cope with the pressures of modern life, Marc contemplates life as a monk. Tod is there with tough questions and harsh realities, as is his way in such matters.

Tod had a bit of an incident when his wife needed to use his phone. He "got caught," you might say.