Marc, Cioffi and Salwin do the Internet a favor and tackle some open questions from Yahoo! Answers. A cosplayer's wig keeps falling off, a woman is having some difficulties with her legs, someone wants to dunk a donut higher and more. Plus: Marc has forgotten how to be single.

With the NFL Lockout looming large over our heads, Marc, Cioffi and Salwin explore some alternatives. Cioffi brings us up to speed on his pals in Boston, we get to some news, the show delivers another 100% guaranteed Pickup Line Of The Week and much more. Plus: baals.

Marc's disappointed in those who would disparage Valentine's Day. Cioffi's filled with facts about the holiday, and points out just how dependent Vermont's economy is on the sale of teddy bears. Marc, Cioffi and Salwin discuss the potential plot of next year's big romantic comedy, Pick Six. Much, much more.

With a new year comes a new push to get press for Low Budget FM. To that end, Corporate sent Marc and Cioffi out to do some interviews and get some positive buzz going. The effort was met with somewhat mixed results.

Marc ran into a guy at a bar telling people he was the son of Billy Dee Williams, the studio is under attack by a giant PVC pipe, the News Monster looks at a Super Bowl party that got an entire subdivision shut down, listeners sent in songs that celebrate Low Budget FM's donate-a-thon, Marc debuts his new segment Time 2 Learn, the Listener Mailbag and more.

Braden from Corporate comes to the studio with some notes on how he thinks the show could improve.

Tod Perry from Far Out! Podcast joins Marc and Cioff in the studio to pitch in and drive folks to donate money to the new studio fund. Why give? Let them explain.

[18+ ONLY!] Seena is baffled by the concept of a girl being able to just text a few words or a picture and immediately convince a man to drop what he is doing and sleep with her. Marc and Cioffi work through some scenarios with her. Plus: The awkwardness of handjobs is in dispute, but no matter what, Cioffi'd be down for a squeezer from Anne Hathaway.

The show's started moving into their yet-to-be-paid-for new studio, Seena's got an intriguing offer for potential donors, applications are pouring in to join Cioffi's new crime team, the Low Budget News Monster and more.

Marc was horrified when he found out that Cioffi was asked to address a group of children, Cioffi's going to use his newfound children to help Marc rid himself of an "extra girl" in his life, the show goes in-depth on the new crime team they're forming, Marc placed a fake ad on Craigslist posing as a girl who just wants to give out weird hand jobs and the show enters Week 2 of its attempt to win money with scratch-off lottery tickets.