The science of luck? No such thing. There's real stories behind Boardwalk Empire, but mostly Cioffi is just obsessed with organized crime. An animal trainer got ousted for pleasuring a horse. Much, much more.

The show discusses the fate of their deal with Hot Talk LA, Cioffi gives his Lock Of The Week, a listener asks what Marc and Cioffi were like when they were 18, a drunken email is broken down and more.

Despite her continuing to have a boyfriend, and much to Marc's chagrin, Low Budget FM once must again address The Rebecca Situation. This time, it involves a confrontation.

Drive-in sex boxes are being investigated by the Zurich police, a sinister, shifty-eyed stuffed pony was detonated outside an elementary school, a man DUI'd again while being arrested, a grisly murdered gets reported on accidentally and more.

The Expendables isn't a movie you watch. It's a movie you experience. Afterwards, you will never be quite the same person. Plus: tourists are taking vacations that involve spending time in lavish hotel rooms with virtual girlfriends that exist only on a computer.

Cioffi's been getting emails sent to the show addressing him by a certain nickname... a nickname he picked up while moonlighting as producer of another ACE Network podcast. Marc addresses this most unsettling new wrinkle in the fabric of Low Budget FM.

Getting into this studio was truly an ordeal. We recorded this show at like 11pm on a Saturday.

He's not fucking around. This is serious.

The levels are bugging me on this one. But y'know. There's always next week.

The echo masks the sound of planes taking off.