The hosts and Britt share personal stories about times they drank too much, ranging from a mysterious party girl crashing Marc's house to Mike's blackout in Las Vegas and Marc's professional meltdown at a work event.

The hosts tackle a variety of listener emails, ranging from NFL draft frustrations and the possibility of being a 'kept man' for a sugar mama to the ironic fandom of Insane Clown Posse. The episode concludes with a critique from a listener that sparks a riff on the show's chemistry and a hypothetical new spin-off podcast.

Marc Chambers and Mike Cioffi introduce new co-host Britt, who was 'drafted' to replace departing members John Salwin and Tod Perry. The trio riffs on a series of bizarre news stories including a dolphin's suicide and Indonesian police regulations regarding penis enlargement.

The hosts discuss their 'guilty pleasures' after selecting the topic from a 'topic cube'. The conversation ranges from manga and pop music to reality TV and industrial manufacturing shows, interspersed with a promotional push to reach number 37 on the iTunes charts.

Mike Cioffi took a recorder, a clipboard and a dream to the Los Angeles Convention Center, and he came back with a completely original bit that we like to call Nerdwalking. Marc and Tod compete to see if nerds really know pop culture.

Someone has delivered gifts to Marc, Tod and Mike -- plastic booze flasks. The guys discuss this bold new flask, its implications and what else besides booze you could smuggle inside of it. Plus: Suicide Girls, and what did Tod sneak into a Moz show?

Everybody's got the things in life that they want, but for some reason -- bad timing, finances don't line up, it's just impossible, or whatever -- it just doesn't work out. Marc, Tod and Mike Cioffi run down their personal lists of five things.

Mike Cioffi has made the ultimate sacrifice -- he's given up the Camel Snus. Marc and Tod find out why, plus get a little more into what happened when Marc and Cioffi blew it with the hot Canadians in Las Vegas.

Marc and Mike discuss a list from Cracked.com featuring five psychological experiments that sounded appealing but had horrifying outcomes. The conversation pivots frequently to Mike's dancing, Marc's near-participation in a NASA study, and a critique of the article's author.

Marc and Mike discuss the concept of 'alternative employment,' sharing a list of fantasy jobs ranging from the mundane to the criminal. The conversation evolves into a detailed roleplay about running a corrupt city government and a hypothetical smear campaign against Marc's presidential ambitions.