The hosts discuss various ways the world could end, based on a list provided by John Salwin. The conversation devolves from scientific theories and natural disasters into riffs on zombies, the 'birther' movement, and hypothetical apocalypse survival strategies.

Tod shares the story of his engagement proposal in San Diego, including a mishap with hotel champagne and his choice of attire. The conversation pivots to Tod's obsession with whales and a 'soulmate' encounter with a SeaWorld employee, before Marc discusses a disturbing dream about his ex-girlfriend's sister.

In this early episode, Tod and Marc open the show with a chaotic introduction featuring John Salwin. Tod makes various jokes about their competition and Marc's stature.

The hosts dive into the 'News Monster' segment, discussing bizarre global news stories including suggestive candy wrappers and a thief who complained about office hygiene. The episode devolves into improvised riffs on public sex and the complexities of Los Angeles parking signs.

The hosts discuss a Yahoo Shine advice column regarding a woman wanting a one-night stand while her husband is abroad. The conversation devolves into a graphic debate over infidelity, physical preferences, and the aesthetics of plastic surgery.

Tod announces he has quit smoking cigarettes after years of addiction, leading to a discussion about withdrawal and the shame of hiding habits. Marc counters by sharing a detailed story about a past office encounter with an Eastern European coworker.

Hosts Marc and Tod discuss the awkwardness of their shared workplace restroom and Tod's high-pressure weekend spent with his girlfriend's wedding-obsessed friends. They transition into a critique of the Oscars' exclusivity and announce their own 'Low Budget Oscars' for 2006.

Marc proposes a 'horrific plan' to purchase billboards or transit posters in mid-to-large media markets to promote the show. The conversation devolves into a debate between practical ROI-based online marketing and Marc's desire for 'spite-based' marketing targeting his ex-girlfriends.

In this recycled segment, Marc shares a story about his awkward audition for the TV show 'Beauty and the Geek' and his failed attempt at dancing. The episode concludes with a satirical fundraising plea offering bizarre rewards for donations.

Hosts Tod Perry and John Salwin, joined by recurring guest Mike Cioffi, discuss their top five underrated pop culture gems. The conversation covers a range of obscure 80s movies, David Lynch films, stand-up comedy, and indie music.