Meth heads like to steal gummi bears, towns have signs warning you not to enter them, Tod and John somehow attempt to re-enact a man ordering a pizza to Butthole Dr., a man drinks himself to death at his own wedding and more.

Where do your voicemails go when you call Low Budget? They end up in a little segment we like to call the Listener Voicemail Round-Up.

Marc, Tod and Cioffi desperately try to talk about robots... but something isn't quite happening. Only one thing is for certain: it's definitely Wednesday.

Marc notices there's a little something special about Tod today. But what is it? And how can Low Budget's listeners feel the same way?

Marc introduces Tod and the listeners to the show's new co-host. Plus: the News Monster, an exciting new opportunity for Tracy and more.

Marc and Tod blast through a mountain of topics as fast as they can. Robbing banks, flying cross-country to have sex, comparing roles that Kevin Spacey has held over the years, contemplating the poison content of certain beer brands and much, much more.

Everybody loses their goddamn mind during a live Stickam show when Cioffi thinks he sees a possum running around in the shadows of the Low Budget Barn.

Marc, Tod, Cioffi and Salwin all delve into the "complex" topic of whether or not typical nerd qualities -- collecting toys, watching cartoons, etc. -- are signs of immaturity. Should people just grow out of it?

Relationship Expert David DeMarco explains how to pick up women at banks during a live Stickam show, and "Denver Girl" is apparently a man.

Tod Perry rides in atop the Low Budget News Monster with some news of groin-burning, the life-long horror that would ensue, massages from Abby or massages from Donald, books about sex written by people who've never had it, and more.