Hosts Marc and Tod engage in a long, argumentative riff regarding Marc's past relationship mistakes and the nature of 'keeper' partners. The conversation shifts into a satirical discussion on racial stereotypes and 'whitesploitation' before concluding with a fake apology.

A brief rundown of the luxurious Low Budget Radio studio, running out of gas on Sunset, a certain bar in Redondo Beach, the fetishists who spend time there, and more.

Cheap, disastrous or just ill-conceived, Marc and Tod talk about terrible dating experiences.

Marc and Tod kick off with the mandatory Paris Hilton talk, then move past it, and get into sneaking into stuff/sneaking stuff into stuff.

Marc bought a girl a drink at the Bonaduce Bachelor Party, and it's causing some controversy. Should guys buy girls drinks, and if they're seeing someone else, is it cheating if they do?

For the money, is there anything more engaging or entertaining than some sex? Marc and Tod investigate.

Sometimes, money problems force you to live with someone. And between your roommate eating your food, bringing home a dingo that eats all your pot, or trying to pimp you out... sometimes, it just doesn't go well.

Sometimes jobs are bad because the work sucks, sometimes it's because of the co-workers, but regardless, we've all had them.

It's the day before Mother's Day, and (bad) gifts are on everybody's mind. What you shouldn't get your mom or wife, plus "Perspectives" and more.

What's the best booze for getting drunk on the cheap? Also: some malt liquor taste testing, things a rich guy wouldn't say, and more.