Marc starts to tell a story about showing his ex-girlfriend the movie There Will Be Blood, but is quickly derailed by a questionable joke. Cioffi made a horrifying, life-altering decision involving some Miller Lite. Salwin rides in atop the News Monster with tales of intrigue and crimes on the high seas.

It's finally time: Marc declares his candidacy for public office.

Marc and Cioffi watched in horror as Clint Eastwood perpetrated a theft on national television. Salwin discusses his new highly-political one-man show. The show takes questions from Facebook about getting that Mr. Ed, Marc's ongoing trouble with the ladies, lunesta and much more.

Cioffi's hours got cut at Forever 21, so he's been spending that time playing Starcraft 2 instead. Salwin has some thoughts that could be considered dark. Marc, Cioffi and Salwin run through a questionable list of the top ten failures of modern science.

Marc's been locked in a room doing some app thing for months, and he's starting to become weirdly reclusive. Cioffi, Marc and Salwin discuss the concept of the Dumb Sea. Salwin's News Monster tackles some hard-hitting issues.

Our man Cioffi may have had something to do with the Artwalk Chalk protests in Downtown Los Angeles, but Low Budget FM has the perfect replacement for the Artwalk. Plus: the Listener Mailbag is wide open and the Extreme Topic Bonanza makes a triumphant and unexpected comeback.

Marc is dismayed when he can't get any support for his plan to sleep with a forbidden Olympian. Cioffi's a one-stop shop when it comes to legal advice, real estate brokering, Federal laws and more. Salwin rides in on the News Monster with some great stories, one of which is oddly adorable.

Marc is stuck in his car on the freeway but calls in to try and help with the show anyway. (Bonus content! Full show coming tomorrow!)

With the San Diego Comic-Con this week, the big question is: is "cosplaying" okay, and if so, what should Seena cosplay as? Cioffi sticks by his stance that Marc (and no other dude) is allowed to wear a costume on any day other than Halloween. Plus: Cioffi mourns a great loss, Marc's boundless rage is only meant for use on the ice and more.

In their never-ending quest to do the Internet a favor, Marc, Cioffi and Salwin try to punch up some Craigslist ads so the posters will get more responses.