Low Level Rage

It's a new year with Low Level Rage! Tim is sick so it's Music Night . . . except it doesn't work out that way. Tim tries to drink an entire bottle of cough syrup. Listener birthdays! Dangerous animal statistic speculation. Trash talk about dead authors. Chris calls with a tale of thieving, fights, arrests, and urine. Lots. Plenty of pee talk on this extra-amazing LLR! Plus drug talk, someone wins the John Cale Contest, and a big ol' fight about nuts.

It's the final LLR of 2014! A Holiday Ban is in effect. Does Tim have hidden ESP talents? LLR investigates! This leads to much talk of psychics, late nite radio, and horoscopes. Lauren and Tim work out the details of the hot new game Lauren Guesses What a Movie is About and Probably Improves its Stupid Plot. Screenwriters, take note! And the inauguration of the first-ever LLR contest, which no one manages to win.

Adventures at the Company Party. Tensions run high in the first hour, with arguments about basketball, sports, and ecology! The second hour is better. Promise. A two-hour lightning round of All of the Topics Lauren crowdsourced at the Company Party. Tim and Lauren attempt to befriend our first-ever random non-US listener. Hi, Andy from Norway! Hot takes on NPR, Canada, child sacrifice, and food allergies. And Callie helps with the rest of LLR's Night of a Thousand Topics!

Lauren and Tim consider writing an LLR theme song, an idea which promptly goes nowhere. Drug Stabbing Time. The worst words. Remic calls with a holiday joke. Lauren needs a karaoke standard. Lauren and Tim perform the much-anticipated Laundry Time. A bit of role-play about Christmas caroling, a little singing, and a scary moment at the end!

Lauren turns a critical ear on Tim's most embarrassing records, which leads to possibly the ten most unlistenable minutes of the show to date. Emma calls to discuss Barenaked Ladies. Lauren performs a reading of Steven Page's amazing poetry and gets really into the BNL Christmas album. Prince Charles calls to write a jingle about bears. Cabela's: you owe us 50k. Bagels! And Lauren and Callie sing a new jingle to the tune of Armour Hot Dogs!

Tales of Thanksgiving! Survival tips! Pizza Pockets, helicopter rides, and lots and lots of booze talk. Strategies for acquiring leftovers. Lauren and Tim rank all the kinds of pie. Speculation about both Ben and Jerry. Zune wars! Donut wars! And calls from Callie and Emma!

Mixlr destroys the first part of the show, so we jump in with zero context to the worst Christmas song ever! Lauren becomes a Belieber! The quest for Christmas karaoke leads to some weird stuff. Tim fakes his way through Christmas songs. A fight about Greensleeves. Tim plays Shatner while Lauren and Emma discuss Handel. And Tim and Lauren tackle some of the season's most difficult jams! Grab a beverage and sing along!

Low Level Rage returns, but Tim is in Kansas City and Lauren flails wildly for two hours. An investigation of why Lauren and Emma never get invited to weddings. Low Level Awards. Loads of Low Level Secrets. Emma reads the greatest YA novel line ever. A Low Level Tech Problem that just goes on and on, forever. And Tim finally calls to save the show. Mouse Nero! Haunted ballrooms! And more!

It's Halloween on LLR! Lauren is obsessed with NOAA's unexplained sounds. Haunted whiskey is consumed. Tim and Lauren try to uncover some haunted websites and/or places. What are the scariest scenes in any movie? The listeners fail Tim and Lauren, who end up watching a lot of singularly unscary video clips and one that's pretty good. A haunted Adobo Grill? Tim gets obsessed with the six types of hauntings. And a bemused dude witnesses a seance gone awry.

It's the premiere of NBC's Constantine on LLR! Tim and Lauren bask in the glory of Matt Ryan's intense gaze, problematic accents, and tons of demon voices! Did the show blow its entire budget in the pilot? What about Constantine's BFF? Watch at home and listen along with your hosts! PLUS an entire second hour of other stuff! Featuring Halloween overrated/underrated, Tim gets really mad for some reason, Lauren picks fights about gourds and cosplay, and some speculation about cross-stitch.