Low Seltz-Esteem

Low Seltz-Esteem

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  • JOE HAS A F*@&ING GRENADE - Low Seltz-Esteem Ep. 17 (Feat. Grenade)

    Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, oh

    Take, take, take it all, but you never give
    Shoulda known you was trouble from the first kiss
    Had your eyes wide open
    Why were they open? (Ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)
    You tossed it in the trash, you did (ooh-ooh)
    To give me all your love is all I ever ask
    'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh, oh, I would go through all this pain
    Take a bullet straight through my brain
    Yes, I would die for ya, baby
    But you won't do the sameNo, no, no, no
    UhBlack, black, black and blue
    Beat me 'til I'm numb
    Tell the devil I said "Hey" when you get back to where you're from
    Mad woman, bad woman
    That's just what you are
    Yeah, you'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car (ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)
    You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did (ooh-ooh)
    To give me all your love is all I ever ask
    'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Oh oh, I would go through all this pain
    Take a bullet straight through my brain
    Yes, I would die for ya, baby
    But you won't do the sameif my body was on fire
    (No) ooh, you'd watch me burn down in flames
    (No) you said you loved me, you're a liar
    'Cause you never, ever, ever did, babyBut darling, I'd still catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)Ooh-ooh, I would go through all this pain
    Take a bullet straight through my brain
    Yes, I would die for ya, baby
    But you won't do the same
    No, you won't do the same
    You wouldn't do the same
    Ooh, you'd never do the same
    No, no, no, no-oh


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    1 hr 37 min

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