Join us as we meander through the marketplace of ideas, the idiotic ones specifically. Dereks new character is both endearing AND sickening. Enjoy!

Our first guest on the show is our friend Phil, he's an industrial draftsman. We touch on that for maybe 45 seconds total while the remainder of the episode is predominantly boisterous hokum. Enjoy.

Apparently your vibe attracts your tribe, and derek woodwork if he had a real job. Funny stuff.

For once it actually is rocket science.

Politely decline against the machine.

My livers a brita filter, one of John Mayers lesser known works.

If high fructose corn syrup is bad for you then we don't want to be good.

This one's all over the road but undoubtedly fun, which is the important part I think.

It's a big boat.

Briefs, boxers, bidets.