Lower Pylon Appreciation Club

Two bad episodes we procrastinated discussing. Phlox as detached creep. The curious predilections of Ensign Cutler. Denobulan spouse webring. Archer’s bad puppy parenting. Space colds. Hoshi’s wasted abilities. Klingon honor lifehacks.

Kris’s admission of tax fraud. Archer’s time-crossed egg valet. The Star Trek jackets are too heavy and there’s way too much piping. The “pool table.” Tucker’s boggy breakfast choice. Excluding Hoshi from an A-plot about linguistics. Fuck Chef, I have a hot plate in my quarters. Meatball man visitations.

Enterprise’s voyeurism fetish. Default accent for the universal translator. Archer’s pre-industrial sidepiece. The mystery of the refined, loyal Nausicaan. Mayweather speaks freely. A freighter is like a family.

The wretched odor of humans. Microaggressions at the Vulcan monastery. Looking at a comet for way too long. T’Pol’s arranged sexting. Captain Vanik is impossible to please.

Tucker redeemed. No one takes space pregnancy seriously. Xyrillians as parasites. V as icon. PLUS: the huge teeth of Southern Charm.

All the Treks we’ve seen. Enterprise pilot. Scott Bakula and Trek line delivery. Star Trek is bad at sex. The plight of Ensign Nova Scotia. Debating the handsomeness of Trip Tucker.

Podcast initiation. Unsung lower pylons on Terok Nor. Section 31 movie. Enterprise onboarding. Bolian hairdressers. Transporter innovations.