I’m still alive and here to talk to you about the granddaddy of soul James Brown, my hot takes on responsible masterbation and wheelies, as well as my official endorsement for the 2020 presidential election.

I defend cubicles, laugh at the late 90s office culture angst, go over the worldwide franchise of The Office and try to hide my homolust for Roy.

I go over nearly every form of lies known to man and we never forget Steve Rannazzisi and his fake 9/11 story.

The show is back on and I talk about the good and bad of democracy, free speech, and the recent trend of adults larping with real weapons.

After a long recess here’s an episode about Metallica, Dave Mustaine, the underrated doc Some Kind of Monster, my secret musical skills, the death of rock and light hearted jokes about alcoholism.

I assure white women that they are not racists, talk about tinder, the film Sideways and my own experiences in the Santa Ynez Valley.

J scolds the audience, talks about customer service and why McDonalds did nothing wrong but give people more french fries, cancels an electric vehicle rental while he types this, and talks about the movies Scarface (1983) and Total Recall (1990).

An epic true tale of The Beatles, Apple Computers, LSD and all the shenanigans in between.

Today I talk about the paradox of being “punk”, the Greek tragedy of Gavin McInnes, why The Matrix is one of the greatest pieces of fiction of all time.