Lucky Parachute

Episode Svntytoo #72 escaped from a black box, which is orange, jumped into October, the month of everything, and landed in an order of 48 oysters. Sound random? Then you have found the Lucky Parachute podcast. And yes they are actual topics in this week's salubrious episode from the boys.

Thank you for joining us in what turned out to be a semi-dysfunctional episode as the pains of sh!tty weather and satellite internet connections battled for our attention. Although we dropped out here and there, the show continued. It has to. Our battle with technical difficulties shall not burden you, our genuine humble listener.

Mental Health Month has been chugging through October and it's a great opportunity to have a yarn with ya mates or your loved ones. We've been yarning behind the scenes of this glorious podcast to make sure each of us is doing okay, and you should too. Don't be afraid to reach out, DM us on socials and we will endeavour to listen

In Episode Svntytoo #72 we talk about:

• Sassy as f*ck
• Azza's Albany facts
• Super Mario Bros movie
• October - the month of everything
• Luckier Parachute
• Workplace injuries
• Poo shoe, pad, table, coffee
• The little beast is back
• Oyster girl

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See you at your mum's house

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Episode Soventy1 #71 skipped every lecture at Curtain University and created a penguin currency to rival the modern dollar. That's right, if a mechanic does an excellent job for you he gets paid in emperor penguins. How this works is yet to be finalised, but we are confident it will take off.. unlike the penguins...

Welcome back to another fine late-night recorded episode of the Lucky Parachute podcast! We have kicked off this week with an unscripted, semi-unorganised show to get the brain juices confused and entertained simultaneously. Plus Azza is fixated on YouTube and some of the world's favourite channels as well as some absolute idiots out there jumping around for your attention.

In Episode Soventy1 #71, we talk about:

• Stuck in August
• Penguin currency
• The Unprofessionals podcast
• Youtube idiots
• Jyro and Azza's days of the year
• Raccoon was attacking my dick
• 0.3% strawberry yogurt
• Ep16 recap
• Look back into Jyro's 2003 notebook

Another quick shoutout to the legends E-Dawg and Evo from the Unprofessionals podcast, and be sure to keep an eye out for our voices on ep3 in the coming weeks

Thanks for the support of everyone who likes, loves, follows and shares!

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Episode SevenTee #70 has popped up in a vending machine that rewards you with tits and dicks... Yes, that's right yet another incredible invention yet to be put forward to the shark tank. We are getting stuck into season 3 of the Lucky Parachute Podcast, and we could not be happier that you are here with us!

This week's episode comes across the sky magic through the powers of Skynet where we go on to ask some interesting questions and discuss some simple observations. Over the hour we find out that Jyro can hit the ring from half-court, tourists simply can't drive, who the very first mechanic was and why they don't use sniffer bears instead of dogs. Also, we discovered the Vancouver Spring and tried our hand at the national dishes of the world.

By the way, do snipers hide their farts?

In Episode SevenTee #70 we talk about:

• Azza's day of the year
• Tits and dicks machine
• The Gap and Natural Bridge
• Tourists can't drive to save themselves
• The Vancouver spring
• The First Mechanics
• Emotional binoculars
• Sniffer bears
• National dishes of the world

Also, we would like to thank our sponsors of the show - Yahava Koffeeworks Margaret River - Margaret River Tea Company - Margaret River Motors

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Welcome back everyone to season 3 of the Lucky Parachute Podcast! We've had a huge break in between seasons and finally, we are ready for regular weekly episode drops, just for you. Episode 69er #69 is live and ready to come at you like a fart in an elevator full of people...

Many moons have passed by between seasons and a lot has happened in that time. Jyro went and moved town and rekindled an existing career, while Azza cried and continued to be emotionally unstable. He went on to lose his denture and found out his stomach hates him. Jyro finally sold the Triton and gave most of his unwanted household items to Azza, as he discovers mowing lawns without pants on is incredibly comfortable and exceptionally efficient.

In Episode 69er #69 we talk about:

• Moved away
• Azzas day of the year
• Denture adventure
• Azza's stomach hates him
• Jyro came in like a wrecking ball
• Disabled parking powertrip
• The Mandurah seagulls & flying kebabs
• D!ck blackhead
• Mowing lawns without pants
• I'm a Merman
• My scammer might not be a scammer any more

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BTW - show notes... Jyro talking about a 79 series Landcruiser, is in fact a 75 series Landcruiser. Bloody idiot!

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Welcome to Bonus Episode Eee. We have pulled together a collection of our salubrious special guests along with their stories and dropped them back onto the world like an elephant's d#ck hitting the road!

So as it turns out, we continue our little in-between seasons break to reset our brains, adjust our thinking caps and be ready our trusty notebooks. Not to worry though season 3 is coming in hot like the world's hottest gummy bear...

In Bonus Episode Eee we talk about:

• The pin drop with Miacheal & Jarrad (Ep 52 pt1)
• Hokey Pokey G-force with Andrew (Ep 27)
• Surfing once & Planking with Elki (Ep 46 pt1 & 2)
• Sandy Balls with Michael (Ep 44)
• First cars with E-dawg and Tony (Ep 50 pt2)
• Gate destroyer & Dead body freight with Michael (Ep 58)

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Another Lost Episode was discovered baking in a hot car on a warm windy day down by the river. What started off as a failed attempt to record in an abandoned house, quickly turned to a dry river bed. Unfortunately, mother nature had other ideas and the wind picked up and threw some rain at us on a warm February day. So back into the car studio for another top episode.

Lost Episode 2 is alive due to the fact we had technical difficulties on the day of recording episode 56 and luckily had set up the good old phone to record some video footage for self-reflection purposes. So apologies if the audio quality isn't up to our usual standards, enjoy the episode regardless!

Not to worry, we were off as quick as a bag of prawns under the hot sun. The windows went down in the car studio as the temperature began to rise and the topics began escaping our mouths.

In Lost Episode 2 we talk about:

• The Dilemma
• Valentine's day love burgers
• The chip off
• Show & tell
• Demo work and the Wizard of OZ snow
• Rental Lambo
• Expensive mistakes
• Water park drama
• Poo-Splosion
• YOLO cartoon
• Jyro's did you knows

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Lost Episode #1 was found lurking somewhere in the depths of the Boranup forest in South-west WA. Somehow we have managed to drag it out and give it our best shot at editing this episode for you. Yes, Jyro's voice is powerful in this one... may have something to do with the gain nob... Yes, Azza sounds a little further away than usual (regular volume) And yes we have dropped it anyway. Because otherwise it will remain lost forever,

There is a whole bunch of great content packed into this random episode. We both discover early on that our trusty notebooks are somewhat empty and/or missing. Not to worry, we use the power of our crafty brains to rant about whatever comes to mind. It's left us with a tasty hour delivered from a truly magical forest.

Within this Lost Episode you will find:

• a Chinese air balloon
• a spy show bag
• a cat
• a game obsession or two
• a fact check
• a wild rant
• a potato chip shortage
• a Scalectrix car
• a cop likes strawberry milk
• a sh!t old movie
• a honey mustard chicken
• a Flowhive story

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Episode 6TeeHee8 #68 has nothing to do with Michael Jackson. This is because we make silly episode names to misspell each number and pretend as if that's exactly how it is spelled.

This is not our regular timeframe for recording the Lucky Parachute Podcast either. For the first time, we have reached out to each other and tried our hand at bloody midnight video feed across the sky magic (internet)

We are tired, but the show must go on. The episode must be done. So here we are, recording late at night on the eve of the episode release. That's because we are spontaneous or semi-unorganised, you decide.

Still, we bring random topics to the spotlight and begin blabbering on as the rest of our family sleeps.

In Episode 6TeeHee8 #68 we talk about:

• Bloody midnight episode
• last minute homework
• Azza's day of the year
• man vs lion
• World's hottest gummy bear recap
• Gate destroyer 2.0
• Submarine tragedy
• Dodging motorbikes and kicking gear sticks

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Episode Spicysevn #67 ate the world's hottest gummy bear... From the Flamethrower Candy Company comes Lil'Nitro. Which sits at a whopping 9,000,000 Scoville, 900 times hotter than a jalapeno chilli. Welcome to the Lucky Parachute podcast, where we take hot things and create laughter for you. We also talk about random topics and stories from our combined collected memories.

So, for some undeniably crazy reason, Azza thought this little challenge would be a great idea for us. The challenge is to keep the extremely spicy gummy bear in your mouth for 2 minutes without swallowing. And for a further 5 minutes with no relief from the burn. This is not for the faint-hearted and we both realised this soon after the gummy bear went in our mouths. What a wild ride.

We find ourselves on the back veranda of a country house where some would say Lucky Parachute was born. From humble beginnings in a secret studio to car recordings to secluded bush spots and alongside rivers and forests.Bringing you a podcast from somewhere random every week.

Besides nearly burning our heads from our shoulders, the rest of Episode Spicysevn #67 goes like this:

• Azza's day of the year
• Apple vision pro
• Manly axeman
• Margs bush car jump
• Glad wrap tractor cab
• Unkle Roger - New WA state premier
• Jyro's news inc. Sharkodile attack
• Quadruple Backflip
• Early life lessons
• World Hottest Gummy Bear

Also big shoutout to the cows in the paddock for getting involved with the audio.

Find us on the sky magic (internet) everywhere here

Thanks, everyone for your ongoing support.

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Episode Syxtsyx #66 has gone full throttle with house-painted cars and yellow stickers holding smashed windows together. We are talking about the thrill and enjoyment of listening to your favourite Aussie podcast. Potentially as you are thrashing your own car while you read this episode blurb?

This week we had a whole lot of fun getting into some random topics as we sat in the somewhat prehistoric garden of Azza's abode. If you listen carefully a cassowary cries in the background every once in a while. And a car or two thousand cruise into Margaret River for the long weekend along the highway.

We begin with a tasty brew of the finest earl grey Margaret River Tea Company has to offer. Accompanied by Azza kicking off with Azza's day of the year.

In Episode Syxtsyx we talk about:

• Winter is here
• Woodchop chopping
• Axe Blacksmith
• Duck's nuts
• Thrashing cars
• Unhappy medium reading
• Plus heaps more

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