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I saw a shooting star. It streaked across the sky Past Gemini and Pleiades. Then came through the kitchen window And landed in a pan of peas… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/shooting_star.mp3

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I made a fatal error and used my identity crisis online. Now someone else has stolen it. That identity crisis is mine… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/identity_crisis.mp3

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I saw an archangel in Lidl, He had recently flown from on high. He was whistling and having a nibble Of a classic Fray Bentos steak pie… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/archangel_in_lidl.mp3

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I’m my own worst enemy. I’m dug into a muddy trench and at the same time I’m fifty yards away on the other side of no-man’s land, my finger resting gently on the trigger of a Gatling gun… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/worst_enemy.mp3