On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague.

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0:00 Altercation with Spotify security 

7:00 How to handle flirting when in a relationship 

22:52 when they won’t let you forget you hurt them

29:34 Pete would cheat for food

35:46 Dilemma: Dating someone with HIV 

48:16 Wasting a woman’s time

50:45 Back to the dilemma 

58:38 Dilemma smelly colleague 

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream  they boys cant get their heads arounds. 

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0:00 We need a new intro

2:28 Pete’s got beef again

7:02 Mental health, is Luke bullying Pete?

15:43 Pete gives but he cant take

18:21 Luke got stopped by the police 

30:36 Back to bullying 

36:36 Luke clashes with his son 

41:32 Being a real man

44:53 Sh*t customer service at arcade 

51:20 Falling asleep behind the wheel

53:37 Woman’s partner has orgy with 6 women 

1:09:19 Woman’s dent get the perfect situation she’s in

1:12:51 99% of the time men want sex 

1:16:34 Married man on date with trans woman 

1:26:04 Women who tease men

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.

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0.00 The podcast nearly ended because of this

7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice 

16:15 Being caught red handed 

26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating” 

30:14 Stealing cats and children 

37:42 When you accidentally insult someone 

46:49 Thinking in picture or words 

57:17 “I was so embarrassed”

58:54 Man kills police office after sons death 

1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”

1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age

1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)

1:13:35 Dilemma continued 

On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.

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0:00

5:32 Luke thought he was losing his mind

12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage 

16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about 

21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank)

34:03 Proud of my sons

35:20 judging people 

42:01 Podcast beef

46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat  

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0:00 Intro 

1:14 Petes trip to Switzerland 

18:25 Apes who use sign language never ask questions 

26:02 just a bit of mild racism 

27:53 When you hope your tenant dies soon 

32:46 Pervert form the 80s

35:38 Trans women aren’t women court rules 

49:05 Gay guy catches Luke off guard 

54:29 When guys flirt with Pete 

59:23 Guy tricks colleague into sending nudes

1:01:54 Pete played a nude prank online 

1:08:03 I killed my mother-in-laws cat 

1:19:01 Tetanus affects 

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Have beauty standards gone too far? Pete watched a film and explains it to Luke about how women are judge. He also reveals some shocking information about his dad. And they answer the question, should you delete your ex’s nudes?

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0:00 Intro + Gratification 

2:37 Jay-z and Beyoncé trademarked daughters name

19:36 Awkwardness of returning things you bought

27:54 Have beauty standards gone too far?

48:41 Pete reveals his dad secret 

59:09 Dilemma: My boyfriend refuses to move out

1:11:26 Dilemma: my ex won’t delete my nudes

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.

0:00 Intro

4:17 Paying for kidnapped relative 

19:25 Less empathetic 

23:53 The Black Road Hog

25:34 Married man on dating site + Dating 

34:34 Lucas & Pat 

44:06 Dilemma: He cant finish, is it me?

54:00 when was the last time you felt desperate?

56:41 Some people cant work for themselves 

1:00:50 50% of people you think are your friends, aren’t 

1:06:17 Weird facts 

1:10:09 Woman gets buried alive 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke gave a stranger a lift at 1am in the morning. Pete accidentally signed up to a gay gym and a dilemma from a woman who dated an attractive man but he had long dirty fingernails.

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0:00 Intro 

5:29 Luke gives a stranger a lift at 1AM in the morning 

15:25 How Pete helps strangers 

20:40 Weird story about Chinese hitmen

27:56  Scenario: Women and men live separate lives? 

33:30 Roy’s Gym (Men Only)

40:40 Date any celeb based just on personality 

52:25 Best accident thats ever happened to you?

56:46 Dilemma: Date with man with dirty nails 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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On this weeks episode the boys talk the Netflix show adolescence, Incel culture and they and dissect what toxic masculinity actually is. With a dilemma that helps explain why women may bring it out in men.

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#podcast #adolescence #funnypodcast #comedypodcast

0:00 intro 

3:31 The filming of Adolescence 

11:44 Actress Erin Doherty 

14:35 When he police raid the house 

15:35 Attacking my each others parenting style 

20:41 Incel meaning 

26:17 Dealing with life 

28:13 Stephen Graham is black 

30:44 Question about incel culture 

33:55 Social media is a problem 

36:56 Toxic Masculinity 

48:07 who’s your best friend?

51:19 Conversion with my daughter about finding a husband 

54:37 Toxic masculinity with same sex 

57:38 Dilemma: I don’t feel protected  

1:11:51 Drinking culture 

1:18:26 My view of a man 

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On the weeks episode the boys discuss the British man sentenced to death in Bali  for dealing drugs. Pete calls Lukes son live on the podcast and says “ You know your Daddy loves you right?” And in 2025 does “bodycount” (how many people you’ve slept with) actually matter?

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0:00 Please help us!

11:19 Man facing death for drug dealing 

20:47 How would you choose die?

26:37 Paint-balling with Jamaicans 

31:37 The mans just lost his way

33:17 Police woman who killed for love 

38:28 Who believed in me?

42:21 Pete calls Lukes son 

45:10 Luke gets touchy about his daughter 

50:18 Should couples keep secrets? + Public toilets 

58:17 Is possible to love someone but crave sex with someone else?

1:01:46 Is it ok withhold sex as punishment?

1:05:02 Does bodycount matter?

1:10:35 kid calls police on mum over ice cream 

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