This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.

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0:00 its chaotic in here 

2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”

6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man) 

21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves 

26:07 dwarfs can fight 

27:58 when your friends becomes your manager 

29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself 

31:02 sex on tour 

34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus  

38:14 being on job seekers allowance 

43:16 working in Tk max as a kid 

48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless” 

50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”

1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast 

1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?

1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face:

mum or wife — who’s number one?

Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂

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0:00 Tour details

4:29 Number 1 trait to look for in a woman 

10:18 Attraction vs trust 

16:54 Not finishing antibiotics can kill you

22:32 Sending messages to wrong person 

26:57 My phone try’s to connect to the when I’m watching p0rn

30:42 Mum vs wife who do you choose? (The beckhams)

1:11:29 If a woman earns more than her husband more likely to divorce 

1:15:47 Prank too far dilemma

1:32:23 Chat GTP is snitching 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode.

0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke 

3:08 Will my son want to like me one day? + charlotte is like Pete’s mum

26:10 “white women love lube” + selfish lover 

37:52 Adam 22 let another man sleep with his wife now gonna fight him in the ring for money 

46:26 how do you let a friendship die?

1:12:59 family members who want money 

1:20:55 Fake scratch card prank too much 

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What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)

Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.

And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.

Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.

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0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy 

9:53 letting strangers into your life 

11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage 

19:54 Life after fame 

24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan 

26:44 child stars + not working 

35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys 

43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters 

46:48 “are we narcissists?”

51:52 “I hold grudges”

57:25 I can’t make new friends 

1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying 

1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.

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0:00 Luke & Pete bind over someone they HATE!

3:36 Bad moods & Panic attacks  

7:29 What my brother Found in My House After Being Away Too Long

9:36 stress as an excuse for being fat 

11:08 When Embarrassment Is a Management Style

16:07 Pete couldn’t be a CEO

17:09 Divorce Saved Him Millions

18:19 Pete hates management he know all their tricks 

23:02 My kids make me feel so vulnerable I have anxiety 

27:03 dealing with death 

29:44 Pete’s dad funny Christmas story 

35:59 Emotions English Has No Word For

40:46 Am I a cuck?

43:26 man does adult videos with his own brother 

45:21 fake taxi 

47:15 back to the words 

52:42 stories of Pete being a dad 

58:30 more words 

1:00:00 Pete is a very jealous person 

1:02:57 making horrible jokes isn’t funny 

1:13:19 more words 

1:17:17 bad sex 

1:23:17 The filth!!!!!

1:24:49 more words 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap?

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0:00 we’ve had some complaints 

3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year 

7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything 

10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas 

23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms

24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful?

29:06 life must look different from the top 

31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new 

34:07 when someone says something racist by accident 

36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous 

54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling 

57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with 

1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back 

1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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(audio Version)

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news 

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France 

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking) 

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever 

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4 

51:33 Pakistani baby 

56:25 Christmas Crakers 

1:02:13 Game time 

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents? 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Tour news 

3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land 

4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out. 

9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years 

12:33 living with your dad and not talking 

18:00 the courage to be disliked 

28:34 our dreams are getting bigger 

29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless 

35:26 the adoption process is weird 

41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong 

54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)

1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”

1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?

1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol

1:16:53 back to racist dilemma 

1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?

1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours? 

1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

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0:00 Intro 

5:04 Life expectancy 

10:12 Gay Wool clothing 

12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed 

21:52 female athlete proposes to her male  partner 

28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man

36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)

39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?

47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?

53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?

1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped  

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

🎧 Podcast

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► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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Find Luke Craig @:

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