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👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G*n over his shoulder, Pete gets confused which causes them both to lose control with laughter. This along with tour details and other stories you don’t want to miss. 

0:00 Uk tour ON SALE NOW!

7:21 Funny Misogyny comment 

10:00 Pete gets songs mixed up 

15:11 Jump Humping/ Soaking 

22:05 Virtue signalling 

26:02 Police documentary 

30:41 Luke’s tale of the road days: kid who use to carry a G*n

34:58 Back to documentary 

37:56 Pete got in trouble for mentioning menopause

41:00 Pete and his interesting facts 

42:43 undercover police office gets target pregnant 

44:44 bogey man is black in Germany 

46:58 Pete gets into fight with woman while steering a boat 

53:19 True story: stray cat with toothache went to a dentists house by himself 

59:37 Man kills high school bully 50 years later 

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On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more.

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0:00 intro 

2:31 Will smiths daughter and parenting 

4:39 Pete snitches on Luke’s son 

9:43 Lenny Henry wants 18 trillion 

13:14 crocodile Dundee 

14:54 Pete is same age as Homer Simpson 

17:21 back to Lenny Henry

20:49 Dreams, Day dream and being a hero 

28:15 Pete’s son is nothing like him 

33:27 Tim Westwood charged 

37:14 CNC (consent, not consent 

39:23 can’t spell words 

41:47 back to CNC

43:45 back to Tim Westwood 

46:30 Luke mum tells him an interesting story involving a bomb 

51:14 Instagram showing more violence 

54:48 Have you ever hallucinated?

58:02 Selena Gomez didn’t invite kidney donor to wedding 

1:08:03 Marrying your cousin 

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The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences. 

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0:00 intro 

6:43 How we handle racism 

12:33 Teacher with Tourettes 

20:10 Don’t get angry because i don’t understand things 

21:14 How would your life change if you couldn’t lie?

24:27 If we couldn’t hide our thoughts 

30:28 The public forget to quick 

32:30 Ai has gone too far already 

33:32 Victoria Everest caught making fake allegations 

49:00 The death penalty (make prison worse)

55:23 Kids need a slap nowadays 

1:04:11 Tilt N Shout game 

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose?

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0:00 Intro and Crazy people 

5:03 Luke stopped by the police again

10:53 Come to the LIVE SHOW 

14:36 When you can’t choose a good man 

20:40 Can’t dress like a tramp anymore 

23:04 having patience with special need children 

26:37 Am I developing Tourette’s?

28:20 Petes friends gets humiliated at a live show 

34:15 Insecure men are the problem 

38:46 Entitled women

43:43 Another disagreement with a Sheetster 

44:40 Royal family & Donald Trump 

45:54 Down syndrome Barbie 

53:00 This elevator only stops at one floor, which one are you choosing?

1:28:05 support your boys 

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On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist?

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0:00 The Luke & Pete Tour 

2:29 Paying for a Meet & Greet picture 

5:09 Old School Pop music 

11:52 spice girls 

19:12 racist symbols 

26:13 irrational fears

30:07 weird words 

35:10 would you accept this from your wife?

36:08 bitting your bottom lip means business 

41:42 certain women are more promiscuous than others

45:00 Men trying it on 

47:09 if all women left earth 

50:02 Porn is teaching us 

54:26 when your partner gets insecure 

57:43 Charlie Kirk death 

1:11:46 dilemma 

1:32:15 74 for years in prison by mistake 

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On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.

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Charlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker.

link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser 

link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoach

Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.com

Instagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficial

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She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples.

Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life.

She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics.

Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen.

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0:00 Intro to our first ever guest

2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams 

2:51 Sexual dysfunction 

6:52 Other ways to please a woman

8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life?

13:13 there is no script 

17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much”

37:06 What is sex addiction?

41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman?

59:22 Premature ejaculation 

1:04:18 Does size matter?

1:12:07 There is no normal 

1:16:13 Other dysfunctions?

1:20:47 Gender roles and sex

1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…”

1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete

1:31:42 sexual language 

1:38:01 The @nal section 

1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards)

1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.

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0:00 intro 

1:09 Pete is moving into a new house 

1:58 Getting your back scratched 

3:46 Black swan effect 

8:21 living with chronic pain 

10:36 Technology is so advance now 

12:07 My son doing a poo 

13:32 if we went back in time 

14:56 faking life on social media 

16:04 companies will poison us to make profit 

18:51 big American jaws 

22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic 

31:04 police officer with bumbs 

39:21 looking after old people 

42:37 would you stay with her?

48:04 being scornful 

53:29 Why is will smith so hated?

1:06:28 horrible comments 

1:11:50 Rap battle 

1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄

1:21:03 life changing decisions so you 

1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison” 

1:28:48 Outro 

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On this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number  about a woman who catfished her own daughter. 

0:00 Ginger Jay controversy 

1:00:46 unknown Number doc 

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On this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum.

0:00 Intro

2:33 Best women to get 

5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps 

6:47 Pete’s toxic traits

8:45 Model wounded being a hero

11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son)

12:59 Would you help if you were a model?

16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around 

19:06 physical violence in a relationship 

21:46 Man caught cheating 

27:55 If black people gained power 

29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black?

33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault 

39:37 Dating for money 

43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce 

56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory 

59:04 Lucas and Pat

1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher 

1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble 

1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad 

1:23:20 When men take advantage of women  

1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam?

1:27:03 You don’t love money 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe. 

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0:00 Just a friendly reminder 

7:07 The biggest loser documentary 

26:16 Cruel prank 

28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career?

32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances 

37:57 Siamese twins only one gay 

42:29 Cat fished  by coach to send nudes 

44:41 Sad video about online safety 

50:30 “The strip search prank”

58:08 The time Luke was abused

1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam”

1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police 

1:20:36 Murder rate England 

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