On the weeks episode the boys discuss the British man sentenced to death in Bali  for dealing drugs. Pete calls Lukes son live on the podcast and says “ You know your Daddy loves you right?” And in 2025 does “bodycount” (how many people you’ve slept with) actually matter?

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0:00 Please help us!

11:19 Man facing death for drug dealing 

20:47 How would you choose die?

26:37 Paint-balling with Jamaicans 

31:37 The mans just lost his way

33:17 Police woman who killed for love 

38:28 Who believed in me?

42:21 Pete calls Lukes son 

45:10 Luke gets touchy about his daughter 

50:18 Should couples keep secrets? + Public toilets 

58:17 Is possible to love someone but crave sex with someone else?

1:01:46 Is it ok withhold sex as punishment?

1:05:02 Does bodycount matter?

1:10:35 kid calls police on mum over ice cream 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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This week the boys discuss how they are trying to ban choking videos. A woman who’s been a Sidechick for 10 years and a man who engaged in a foursome with his wife and friend but learnt something new about his wife.

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0:00 intro

6:36 Choking videos to be banned 

22:57 I’ve been Side Chick for 10 years 

33:32 Getting the local bike pregnant 

36:17 Another man made my wife squirt 

42:33 My girlfriend wants to name our kid her ex’s name 

47:53 Black names 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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On this week episode the boys talk about a mother and daughter who both pregnant for the same man. They also welcome back the controversial duo “Lucas and Pat” what will they say next. And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is convinced he’s gay.

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0:00 Join the Gang + Merch 

5:29 Luke Vs Pete MMA Style 

9:49 Astroid might hit the earth 

13:32 Ground Hog Day

17:25 Astroid chat pt2

21:38 Lads holiday (gun range)

23:50 Gang Life (uncertainty)

30:47 Mother and daughter pregnant by same man 

38:46 Lucas and Pat are BACK!

51:26 Threesome dilemma 

1:14:26 My girlfriend thinks I’m gay dilemma 

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Worts dilemma in the history of the show! Pete has a story about someone he knows who has D*ck cancer. And they dig into the story of the 13 year old boy who impersonated a doctor and got arrested. 

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0:00 Intro and young men are scared to approach women.

9:59 Man tries to put the moves on Luke 

18:21 The boys try and get each other trouble again 

24:29 Cancer of the D*ck

32:38 13 year arrested for impersonating a doctor

41:05 Dilemma my friend “negs” women on dates 

50:36 Worst dilemma ever 

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On this weeks episode they boys talk, Can love ever be equal between parters? How you can be lucky and not even realise it. And they have a dilemma from an older woman who’s dating a man 15 years younger, what could go wrong? 

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0:00 Intro + Pete is going to the dentist 

5:54 Being lucky without knowing it 

9:30 Petes lucky escape 

16:42 Weird names for private parts

27:53 Cockroach Milk

31:51 Would you share your toothbrush? + Changing when horny 

37:46 Can a man and woman who are attractive be friends?

41:36 Love can never be equal 

47:05 Father and sons date twins 

57:39 Dilemma: Dating a younger man who’s 15 years younger 

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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On this weeks episode the boys help out Lucas and Pat with their Pod-Streaming but do Lucas and Pat go too far? They also discuss being a good wingman with the ugly friend and so much more. The world most jealous woman. The boys also play a game called “ Sorry What?” And they have a few dilemmas.

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0:00 intro 

4:00 Male sweat helps women relax + Big lips 

13:41 disfigurement has to be mentioned 

23:21 Could you be a wingman for a friend  with an ugly woman?

52:14 Introducing Lucas and Pat having a chat 

1:05:34 Game: Sorry what?

1:18:06 Am I a bad boyfriend because I lust after other women?

1:35:50 The worlds most jealous woman 

1:45:32 Am I being overprotective?

Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew

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On this weeks episode the boys talk being put in the “friend-Zone.” Men crying in front  of women and a woman who sent in a dilemma that has pissed Pete off because she is showing Luke one sided attention.

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0:00 Joint Bank Accounts + Going Dutch

15:29 Friend Zone 

34:07 Bush or no bush?

38:50 The grandad who gambled and lost

46:23 Is ok for a man to cry?

58:47 Dilemma: Thinking of my ex

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This week the boys talk about going bald after Lukes barber and Charlotte scare them both half to death. Lukes took his mum to the vet and she a conversation that had him p*ssing himself. And is it wrong to block someone after meeting up if they don’t look like their picture even if you still had s*x?

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0:00 Intro + Feeling like a dirty old man 

4:03 Pete gets in trouble for talking to a woman

13:27 My sons make me feel old

17:15 “My mum is special needs” 

24:31 Petes needs are special 

28:21 My barber nearly gave me a heart attack

36:40 Men and women are judged differently 

39:55 a story about why filters are bad + jealousy 

52:45 Pete felt abused at a urinal 

58:24 Advice to a young man 

1:12:42 Are we dating the same guy?

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The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many.

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0:00 intro + “ I had a weird dream”

11:39 The “personality hire” + Boredom at work 

14:22 Is ok to eat before your children?

15:25 what would you in this situation?

30:05 Shower in the morning or evening?

37:11 Elon Musk salute 

44:43 1000 grapes 1 is poisonous scenario 

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On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag. 

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0:00 Intro + Self-help books

12:33 True friend 

22:21 Being forced to have S*x to have a baby 

26:24 Making women feel safe 

34:20 We met some lovey filthy fellow podcasters 

37:41 Humiliation in the bedroom ok?

51:57 Splitting the bill with a rich guy 

1:01:41 Woman has breakdown over getting exsepneive bag 

1:12:47 Pete wants his partner to work forever 

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