Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.

Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.

And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it.

All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet!

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0:00 intro 

2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker 

10:58 wrestling naked 

23:38 panic attack 

31:26 death row convict survives two injections

53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean 

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money.

Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.

What is wrong with these boys?

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0:00 good looking Patreons 

6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke”

8:13 argument in a pizza shop 

15:02 Pete’s road rage again

22:16 insight into male gynaecologist

40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay 

44:31 circumcision

50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family

1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story  

Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love.

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0:00 Intro + funny racist comments 

5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle 

8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities 

24:38 fool me once…

30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared 

44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer 

49:21 this can’t be true 

51:48 if your son was swapped at birth…

1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating 

1:07:16 married for 14 years but…

1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario 

On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously. 

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0:00 Intro 

1:48 gorillas look human 

6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction 

12:01 people who take video games too seriously 

17:25 family stresses me out 

28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase 

35:01 is ok to name call when angry?

48:23 is he a selfish partner? 

58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson 

1:05:28 voice note story 

This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable.

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0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother 

6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist 

15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn 

20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black 

26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history 

32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story 

43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but…

53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok 

1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”  

Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.

Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.

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0:00 intro 

5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching 

17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”

21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually

23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”

27:14 if society broke down

31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…

37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”

39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week 

46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw… 

48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl

56:08 back to dilemma 

58:40 homeschooling 

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.

Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.

And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.

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0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”

15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found 

17:23 watching people secretly from your window 

20:58 locking eye

22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”

26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?

44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war

54:33 Japan lets you “disappear” 

1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”

1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead” 

1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting 

1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way 

A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.

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0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.

Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”

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0:00 intro 

4:19 The scuffle with the woman

13:18 black people knocking my door

19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)

26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 

27:52 some jobs aren’t for women

33:22 teacher got punched 

34:50 Social stigma from school

38:07 back to the scuffle 

39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”

41:53 deaf and blind doctor 

46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee) 

56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”

1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight 

1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.

We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.

And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.

Find him on social media: @familybarrister

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0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 

7:35 introduce the guest 

9:05 bad relationship with dad 

11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?

19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?

21:57 being self motivated 

26:06 books bout swearing 

32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others

48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 

1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 

1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?

1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?