But not this week. Instead, we take a dialect quiz from 7 years ago to see if these smarty pants scientists, with their fancy algorithms, can figure out where we're from in the USA based on our vocabulary. Yep, we're doing it.

Nope, we're still not hiking, because Louisville. But we have a quiver of topics ready to loose from the bow of podcast. Join us for unorganized conversation about life, love, and the pursuit of mediocre audio entertainment.

We're back, baby! Did you miss us? Wait, you didn't even notice we were gone? That's hurtful. We're back from our respective vacations from opposite ends of the Appalachians. This week we discuss becoming notaries, our niche in the podcast world, and we tell of our times away from home. Luke tells of visiting Scranton, PA with his wife, and Luke tells of visiting Radford, VA with his car. Plus, Luke saw purple beavers, and a potential bear sighting?? Let's burn some dust and eat some rubber on this vacation edition of Lukes Podcast.

No, it's not a discussion on the follow-up album for the Beach Boys' 1966 release of Pet Sounds. Today we're taking a look around the world to see how the Korean language interprets animal noises. Plus some obligatory sports talk in the beginning for the kids. It should be noted that there will be no podcast next week as the Lukes will be on their respective vacations (no, we don't vacation together... yet).

This week on the pod we're talking fruits, we're talking camping meals, and we're talking parks. If that's not enough, find another set of Lukes who talk about other things. We're not changing! May the podcast be with you.

It's another Merry Monday with the Lukes as we discuss what Europeans think about our 50 United States of America. Is fahrenheit stupid? Should biscuits and gravy exist? Does Luke have the soothing voice of a woman? Plus some forays into college football smack-talk. The only thing we have to podcast is podcasting itself.

NOTE: I know volume is up and down on this one, I had to adjust on the fly. There's also clicky/buzzy noise for a little around the 33 minute mark. Please send all your complaints to [email protected]

This week we're talking local legends and myths from our respective hometowns. And we explore our own thoughts and personal experiences with Bigfoot. Podcasts? Where we're going we don't need podcasts (that one didn't make sense).

It's Kentucky Derby week in the Bluegrass State. What was once a hallowed tradition is now still a hallowed tradition. Listen to Luke give Luke a rundown on his first Derby week in Louisville, Luke's insane 14th birthday involving the movie Secretariat, and our commentary of a lesser known Full House character, Snake-eyes. Welcome... to Lukes Podcast.

We don't like the phrase lukewarm. Saucers are under utilized in modern day society. iPhones are not superior cell phones. Sousaphones should probably be called pepperphones. Have I not enticed you yet with this smorgasbord of topics? Well that's just the first half, but I'm tired of typing these out, and to be honest I don't even remember all of them. Come laugh with us, or cry with us because you have nothing else going on with your day. You had me at 'podcast.'

Welcome to the most chalant podcast on the internet. This week we expose the evil schemes of insurance companies for what they really are; gambling platforms. We also remember our past pets and banter about basketball. Boogity boogity boogity, let's go podcastin'.