In this episode, learn about the far-away land where blonde people don’t get to raise their arms in the air.

Nobody knows exactly how it started or why it is, but every time a blonde person raises one or both of their arms in the air, bad things happen.  
First, everyone snickers, then busts out laughing, mocking, gossiping and ridiculing.
It’s deeply shaming.

So after hundreds of years and generation after generation following along without questioning 
… Blonde people seem to be dumber (they never raise their hand in class), less emotionally regulated, more easily upset and aggressive, and less physically flexible or athletic (they never participate in most sports) than everyone else.

Find out what happens in this far-away land!

Thankfully, we would never be that misguided. 🤣🤣🤣

Let’s talk about boner shame. 

One half of our population doesn’t get to move their body naturally. 

… The part that is most related to joy, exuberance, ecstasy … arousal. 

Hmmmmmmm …. might that impact our entire culture?

I can hardly wait for you to check out this episode and send me your comments and emails - I want to hear from you on this one! 

Hi, I'm your host River! I'm an erotic life-force coach, surrogate partner, and touch workshop facilitator, providing safe and confidential space for erotic awareness. 

🤸🏼‍♀️ My gift to you darling, I hope you enjoy ❤️ 
✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨

If you have a beating human heart, you have full capacity for glorious, nourishing, blissful sexual experiences.

Each of us has a unique brand of sexual desire and expression. Each one of us different from the other. Like a totally unique puzzle piece, your sexual capacities and desires can fit together with your partner’s unique puzzle piece to make a divine piece of art!

Unpartnered or partnered, your personal brand of sexual desire and expression is perfect.

Did you know that a person who is paralyzed from the neck down has the capacity for multiple, rolling, full-body energetic orgasms?
Heights of bliss that most “able-bodied” humans never take the time to learn.
Heights of bliss that are absent from the cookie-cutter soul-squashing scenes we are fed on mainstream porn.

In this episode, we talk about sexuality for all kinds of people including:
- Able bodied
- Disabled
- Differently abled
- Neuro divergent
- Neuro spicy
- On the spectrum
-  and more

No matter what type of body or mind you have, imagine the possibilities if you were able to find the highest form of your sexual expression.
And imagine what will happen when you find a perfect puzzle piece that fits with your puzzle piece? 🥰

Tune in for ideas and inspiration.

Hi, I'm your host River! I'm an erotic life-force coach, surrogate partner, and touch workshop facilitator, providing safe and confidential space for erotic awareness. 

🤸🏼‍♀️ My gift to you darling, I hope you enjoy ❤️ 
✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨

Our childhood emotional environment set us up for how we will relate emotionally with our partners.

From the springboard of our youth, some of us will be on a life journey to seek sovereignty, among other quests.
Others will be on a journey to curate connection at higher levels, among our other life purposes.
Many people call these our emotional attachment styles.

The two classic styles are played out in our culture over and over.
Mysteriously, each person tends to select the opposite type of emotional style in their partners.

Then we wonder what went wrong.
… When in reality, we are set up for everything to go right!

We choose the partner who is different from ourself for a really great reason - so we can learn!
Together we can learn to balance and harmonize our styles.

And come into union - what many call Divine Union.
A lifelong process, I am here to share ways to navigate the wild and wonderful journey to this union. 

Hi, I'm your host River! I'm an erotic life-force coach, surrogate partner, and touch workshop facilitator, providing safe and confidential space for erotic awareness. 

🤸🏼‍♀️ My gift to you darling, I hope you enjoy ❤️ 
✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨

I’ve decided to do a podcast on the most boring topic in the whole world. 

… Unless you find yourself in a family law case, such as a divorce, custody, or child support case.

If you’re in family court or you know someone who is - this might be the most important issue there is.

In this episode, I describe my past experience as a family law attorney who had my own law office by the courthouse in Austin for over 20 years. And I tell stories that you probably won’t hear a currently-practicing attorney tell. 

I describe the fundamental flaw in the concept of family court in the first place. It’s destroys the fabric of our society to pit family members against one another in ridiculously-expensive and emotionally-destructive fights in order to “resolve” their separation.

I give you my unvarnished take on divorce cases, child support cases, custody cases, family law attorneys, jury trials, judges, mediation, and collaborative family law. 

We talk about options if you need to hire a family law attorney. 
And I tell “the biggest secret of all”.

But best of all, I share how to exit the family law court system, or maximize your chances of doing so.

Because family law cases are never about the money.
They’re about emotional pain.

When we learn how to heal our emotional pain, many new doors and opportunities can open.

I hope you find this episode useful, darling. 

Hi, I'm your host River! I'm an erotic life-force coach, surrogate partner, and touch workshop facilitator, providing safe and confidential space for erotic awareness. 

🤸🏼‍♀️ My gift to you darling, I hope you enjoy ❤️ 
✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨

What if your body was made up of beautiful light waves that flowed all through and around you?
And what if you could connect your magic light waves into the light waves of our mother earth and the rest of the cosmos?

What if during heart-connected sexual union with your partner, the two of you could connect your super-duper bright light waves into the rest of the cosmos and gift other beings with your love and light?
And what if we could form groups and connect our light waves in wonderful sacred geometry shapes inside ourselves, with each being in the group, and with every being in the whole cosmos?!

To top it off, what if there were a group of people in Austin, Texas, who get together in person to practice this sacred art?

This episode might knock your socks off. ⚡

… Or you might say “Yah, I already do that all the time, River!”

Either way, this is one you might not hear anywhere else! 

Earth Chakras by Robert Coon
Sacred Geography by Marko Pogacnik 

Hi, I'm your host River! I'm an erotic life-force coach, surrogate partner, and touch workshop facilitator, providing safe and confidential space for erotic awareness. 

🤸🏼‍♀️ My gift to you darling, I hope you enjoy ❤️ 
✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨

Do you have a dog, or know a dog, who has room to improve?
A canine who could be more relaxed, calm, happy, fulfilled, and obedient?

… And what does this have to do with your life force and sexuality?

Every single dog has the capacity to be calm, obedient, and loving toward you and others.
And you have the capacity to have a relaxed, loving, relationship with your canine American.
No matter how out of reach this may seem.

At the root, it’s an energetic thing (plus some very simple techniques).
Which means that …. if your energy with your canine is off … your energy with your lover is off as well, my dear.

With all my dogs, it’s taken a very short time to “train” them to join my life as a strong ally
and then we have enjoyed decades after that of … unity consciousness.

As if we were one entity.
One superhero being with all of my human-knowledge combined with their extra-sensory perceptions and loyalty.
Plus a little extra slobber, fur, and cuddles. 🥰

In this episode, we look at common challenges with dogs.
I share my almost 30-year history with dogs and trainers, including rehabilitating violent canines.

We look at some central concepts:
- most common challenges
- dog psychology - what they want and need
- the detailed language they speak (not English)
- how to communicate very clearly with your canine
- leashes and collars, food and treats
- jumping, freaking out when someone knocks at the door, and violence.

And Daily Walks. 🐾🐾

I share the simple tell-tail sign that shows the world immediately whether or not you are the leader of your pack.
And whether your dog is as psychologically stable as they could be.
(Literally 99% of the dogs I see around town are NOT getting what they need in this respect.)

Your dog wants nothing more than to make you happy. 
That’s the only reason it’s living. 

Help your dog succeed by understanding the way they communicate and what they need to be in a 
wise, loving relationship with you for a lifetime of happiness, clear, communication, and perfect obedience.

Harmonize with your dog so your dog becomes your teacher as well! 
Showing you aspects of nature and yourself that you might never have been exposed to otherwise. 💞🐶💞

Hi, I'm your host River! I'm an erotic life-force coach, surrogate partner, and touch workshop facilitator, providing safe and confidential space for erotic awareness. 

🤸🏼‍♀️ My gift to you darling, I hope you enjoy ❤️ 
✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨

Desire has a bad name.
As a result, we no longer live life in consent at all!

Forget consent with sex - is your LIFE in consent?

Are you letting life lead you around on a short leash?
We did not come here to wake up to an alarm that we did not want to set.
We did not come here to sit in traffic for hours that we don’t want to sit in.
We did not come here to work in a toxic work environment for someone else’s goals that we don’t even agree with.
We did not come here with our powerful sexuality just to serve others sexually.
We didn’t even come here just to be bored or settle.

True consent has nothing to do with:
        ⁃        Obligation
        ⁃        Enduring
        ⁃        Tolerating
        ⁃        Numbing out
        ⁃        People pleasing
        ⁃        Hinting
        ⁃        Wishing, or
        ⁃        Settling

True consent is built around desire.

Your deep desire is what the Highest Version of Yourself wants!

Your desire is beautiful and sacred.
It’s a nuclear power house of energy inside you that wants to be expressed and become your ally.

The question is not is my desire good or bad.
The question is where is this desire coming from?

When I say desire, I’m not talking about desire from an activated nervous system. 
I’m not talking about addictive desire, drunk-dialing desire, amped-up desire to dominate the world, late night desire for a half gallon of ice cream, or the heroin addict’s desire for the next hit.

The desire that I’m talking about comes from a place of stillness. 
A relaxed nervous system. 
Safety in the body. 

It comes from your soul.

When we’re in stillness, that quiet place, when the thinking mind is at rest. 
That’s when your soul speaks to you loud and clear.

In this episode, we explore healthy desire.

How healthy desire can revitalize your sexuality
… revealing your unique style of sexual expression.

How healthy desire might improve the world we live in.
The deepest desire for many people centers around a deep, loving heart connection with another that becomes more nourishing over time. … maybe many of these connections. 
If we all stood in our true desire, maybe we would be more connected.
If we are all more connected we would be more powerful as a group and 
… Maybe someday we wouldn’t even allow our leaders to start wars against our consent.

Maybe more of us would stand in our glorious sovereignty.

You and I are infinite light beings.
We are walking masters of light.

Let’s step into our role as creator of the world around us.
By cultivating desire. 🥰

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✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨

Desire doesn’t disappear just because you’ve trained yourself to ignore it. 

In fact, most people are tired not because of physical exhaustion, but because they’re constantly suppressing parts of self. 

This applies to relationships as well. The number one reason that intimate relationships are failing is because we’re not taught to face our shadow so we suppress parts of ourself. So we can’t access our full power to connect.

Shadow refers to the parts of yourself that you’d prefer nobody else see, and parts that you haven’t been able to see yet.

In this episode, we explore what the shadow wants, and how to access the power that your shadow withholds from you. 

Especially in sex, and in intimate relationship, mega power is available to be unleashed when our shadow and our light are balanced. Divine union is when our divine feminine and our divine masculine come into balance. It’s not the “good” that is holy, it’s the union of what you believe is good and what you believe is bad, the embrace of all, that brings transcendence.

The power that’s available with regard to our sexuality is almost completely untapped due to these repressions and suppressions. … All of the hiding.

To support you in giving your shadows a voice, I’ve created The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy, a free guide to unlocking the power that your sexual shadows hold. Use the link below to grab your free guide!

… What if all parts of you are beautiful, no exceptions?

… What if all parts of you are worthy of your love and forgiveness?

The moment that each of us integrates our shadow and becomes whole, is the moment the whole earth will be healed.

That means that YOU hold the power to change the world, my darling.

Literally.

LINKS 🤸🏼‍♀️
✨ The Lost Art of Sexual Fantasy ~ Become an Artist of your own Spirit ✨ A free guide by River Roaring ✨

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At once, the most financially powerful man on earth, 
creator of the only true AI system on earth, 
and despised globally by those who hoard power. 
I’ve fallen in love with this man from a distance, 
having only met him in person one time.

In this episode, I share my perspective on one of the most interesting humans alive.
One of the biggest players in the foreign exchange markets,
Martin advises global corporations, large pension funds, foreign government leaders, 
and even central banks - what to do with literally trillions of dollars.
He has offices in something like fifty countries.

At the same time, he literally coded Socrates - arguably the only real AI ever created.
AI that forecasts global markets, politics, wars, and even human behavior … to the day.

When our federal government decided it wanted Socrates and Martin said “no”,
they illegally imprisoned him for eleven years for no crime or violation,
threw him in solitary confinement and told his family they “lost” him in prison,
attempted to murder him inside the notorious corridor of an NY prison where 
people such as Jefferey Epstein tend to “commit suicide” in high numbers,
but failed to kill him as, much to their dismay, he recovered after a long coma.

And that’s when the federal government created their worst enemy.

From inside prison, Martin vowed to write for the public, without charge … and tell all.

Martin has been publishing his free blog since then, often 4-5 stories per day
of global whistle blowing, forecasting, history lessons, and market activity.
Freely sharing the fruits of Socrates, his AI companion who runs over 1000 reports/day.
And what he learns from his direct conversations with leaders from around the world
as he has friends in the high echelons in almost every country.

Meanwhile, Socrates has forecast almost every major geopolitical event for decades.
Because yes … Socrates can basically see the future.

Listen to hear his almost unbelievable forecasts for the US heading into 2032.

And after all of this - Martin’s writing style might not appeal to you.
Or you might not want to follow the gory details of the depressing news of our day.

However, even if you never follow Martin, I wanted you to know this man exists. 
I hope you enjoy his story and find him as inspiring as I do. 

LINKS 🤸🏼‍♀️
⭐ Martin Armstrong’s free public blog
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/blog/ 
⭐ The Forecaster documentary
https://theforecaster-movie.com/ 

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Bluebird is one of Texas’ most beautiful and fun innovators and future-creators. 🌺

She is a Sovereignty and Personal Freedom Coach, creator of the Sovereign Soul Process,
owner and partner at Cottage & Crow an herbal apothecary, cottage arts boutique, and seed library on Main Street in Bastrop Texas, 
and she’s a quirky and entertaining writer.

Bluebird recently returned from Anarchapulco, the international conference on sovereignty and resilience, where she was a featured speaker. 
In this episode, she’ll share pearls from that event and the global freedom movement.
We will talk about what “transcendentalism” is all about. 

Then Bluebird shares an amazing story about her father and how he chose to raise his family.
Through the lens of a man who had a professional job but chose to live in the country and build a log cabin with his own hands, literally.
A real-life story of sovereignty and resilience, Bluebird paints a clear picture of what is possible.

True sovereignty and freedom is an inside job first.
Bluebird has a brilliant breakdown of the aspects of ourselves that we can develop to become more sovereign in our own lives, no matter where we are starting.
My favorite part of this podcast is these intriguing, simple yet powerful practices we can each do to gently cultivate more sovereignty and freedom in our daily lives. 

I hope you enjoy your time with us as much as we did. 💞👯‍♀️💞

LINKS 🤸🏼‍♀️

⭐ A reel about the house build in Bluebird’s story with all the pics
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW1Qaw7DYr6/?igsh=YzdsOGkydGk2OXlj 
⭐ Sovereign Keys Workshop facilitated by Bluebird May 2!
https://www.facebook.com/share/1FjnCY63fy/ 
⭐ Cottage & Crow, Bluebird’s store
https://cottageandcrowtx.com/ 
⭐ Cottage & Crow’s lively Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/cottageandcrowtx/ 
⭐ Bluebird’s Facebook 
https://www.facebook.com/BlueBirdSolorzano 
⭐ Sovereignty & Soulful Anarchy, Bluebird on this podcast in November 
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sovereignty-soulful-anarchy-with-bluebird/id1843702360?i=1000735772790 

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