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GC13, Sophia, and Hunter real talk about the second episode of the Steven Nuke: Drop Beat Dad. It’s about a DJ’s dead beat dad—who knew?

Are you ready to Guac? Have you ever had a dream? Seen a glorious future for yourself that you yearn to achieve? Steven has: he wants to be a roadie. This is …

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GC13 comes out for another solo run, starting our recap of the Steven Nuke with a discussion of Steven Floats.

Again, it feels so great to be back in Beach City! Let’s get this thing started: it’s our kind of episode. Even though Sadie is the only boardie to show up “in the flesh” during the …

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GC13 and Sophia discuss the second batch of minisodes (though the first batch to initially be called that, with the first batch being called online shorts): Cooking With Lion, Gem Karaoke, Steven Reacts, Video Chat, and Steven’s Song Time.

With five pieces of new content clocking in at roughly the length of a full episode …

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GC13 and Sophia finish the retro episode discussions by talking about that wonderful kettle of fish: Future Vision.

It’s fun, but boy does the existence of future vision make some things hard to theorize about. We manage though!

Whether you gotta go quickly, or whether you’re still in the Ninja Squad, you can’t deny that future …

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GC13 and Sophia discuss one of our two old episodes waiting to be talked about, and we promise it’s not something we planned behind your backs (since we did say it was a possibility last week).

Beyond making us really want a ukulele showdown, this is an episode really showcasing what a great leader Steven …

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GC13 and Hunter discuss the last new episode of Steven Universe before the new break in the schedule, Onion Gang.

So we can finally put Onion into context: he’s definitely not the only strange kid around, it’s just that he doesn’t get to meet up with his friends when it isn’t summer time.

The episode is …

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GC13 and Hunter discuss Last One Out of Beach City (which may or may not be the stealth pilot for a new spinoff series, Pearl Versus the World).

This episode was a lot to process. That could be the end of the description right there (so says our voice of reason), but our ultimate wingman is …

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GC13, Sophia, and Hunter discuss Future Boy Zoltron (and try to put an end to the newest Internet war).

Steven lived his dream, giving advice to everybody (though was somehow shielded from them learning his true identity), and might have a future running the arcade if he can keep from being banned from it.

Of course …

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Sophia, GC13, and Hunter discuss Steven Universe’s latest strike in the Feels War: Mindful Education.

Let’s get the most important thing out of the way first: Stevonnie is the best Yoshi, period. Also, the outfit that results when Connie is wearing her training garb is just great. (We may not be worried about that diamond that ends …

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GC13, Sophia, and Hunter discuss Buddy’s Book (the first weekly episode we’ve had in a long time that wasn’t part of some special event).

So, this episode had drama; it had adventure; it had lions! (And shushing!) We can’t know what the story behind the lions is yet, but it’s a pretty sure bet that we’ll …

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