Lunchroom Poll

Where we discuss "cruciatus in cruceum", Laura's mantra, and Bald Eagle diets.

Where we discuss AIDS, HIV, and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

Where we discuss fake money problems, Stacie's dream job, and hangin' out with Jensen Ackles.

Where we discuss the cruelty of nature, the accomplished Attenborough brood, and herds of turtles.

Where we discuss a sad college essay, a goldfish intern, a busy crate stack-er.

Where we discuss our new attitude, the benefits of real deer, and house goats.

Where we discuss a hair comparison, a sad home life, and an anticlimactic reveal.

Where we discuss dealing with a pregnant teenager, awesome dance moves, and everything is connected.

Where we discuss Drew Barrymore's fondness for baseball, 1950's masturbation, and getting away with things that wouldn't fly today.

Where we discuss truly pure human beings, going crazy for your kids, and a shocking confession from Laura.