SEASON 3 — EPISODE 1 — PART 2
Educational Purposes Only

This episode is about the changes we never chose—and the audacity of being told to shut up about them.

I talk about surviving a blood clot, loving an alcoholic, grief, trolls, trauma, PCOS, and why “whining” is often just survival with a voice.

Dark humor included.
Pop-up chaos encouraged.
Results may vary.

Lynn Logic is honest, unpolished, and built on lived experience—not motivational bullshit.

Chin Up. Tits Out.

Lynn Logic – Episode 5 | Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing (Points 11–20)

Hi! Lynn again.
This is Lynn Logic – Episode 5.

This episode is part of my Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing series — specifically points 11–20. These thoughts came from a period of constant movement while I was healing, when my brain had time to wander, connect dots, and rewrite entire universes.

In this episode, I spiral through:

• my lifelong love of Pop Up Video and why movies deserve the same treatment

• how one grammatical error can ruin an entire piece of writing… while I intentionally add my own

• why zombie stories always end up being about power, control, and cult leaders

• why The Mist has the worst ending in movie history (no debate)

• local pronunciations that only make sense if you’re from there

• wanting the confidence of a character who is guaranteed to survive a horror movie

• parallel universes where Buffy, Twin Peaks, Roswell, Mystic Falls, Veronica Mars, and half of pop culture collapse into apocalyptic timelines

• how power corrupts belief systems

• and the quiet frustration of constantly being misunderstood in a world without telepathy

These aren’t theories.
They’re mental pop-ups.
Blink and you’ll miss them.

Lynn Logic – Episode 6 | Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing (Points 21–30)

Hi! Lynn again.
This is Lynn Logic – Episode 6.

This episode is part of my Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing series — specifically points 21–30. These thoughts came from a time of constant movement while grieving. I did spend a lot of time alone, and these are the thoughts that kept me company.

In this episode, my brain wanders through:
• the only acceptable way to joke about 9/11 (Pete Davidson rules apply)
• why Scary Movie might be the most honest horror franchise of all time
• a disaster-movie survival game (Poseidon included)
• aging, attractiveness, and why we’re all just aging babies
• melted-wax genetics, Beauty & the Beast, and future casting opportunities
• stories as the foundation of all art — comedy included
• an app that lets you Google objects in your own house
• building a technological pensieve for memory, comfort, and truth
• serial killers, communities, authority figures, and long cons
• Gilgo Beach, initiation theories, wealth, power, and who actually gets away with things
• and the reminder that it only takes a little oxygen for a spark

These aren’t conclusions.
They’re sparks.

Welcome back to the chaos.

Lynn Logic – Episode 7
Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing | Points 31–40

Hi! Lynn again.
This is Lynn Logic – Episode 7.

Quick recap: I am the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic and a survivor of a blood clot in my brain. It may seem like I’m a personification of Murphy’s Law, but I genuinely love to laugh.

This episode is part of the series Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing — specifically points 31 through 40. These thoughts were written while I was actively moving through grief. Constant motion. Constant processing. Yes, I was alone a lot. That was okay. I’m not anymore.

In this episode, I talk about:
the very thin line between sexy and serial killer,
why trauma changes your perception of what’s “interesting,”
how most people complain about the same two things — money and love,
why saying “unalived” is the dumbest workaround we’ve collectively agreed to,
the difference between normal trauma and abnormal trauma,
how details matter if you actually want to know someone,
dating apps, loneliness, and observational truths,
why protection is often mistaken for control,
and what it means to be a woman with high confidence and low self-esteem — both true at the same time.

These are not tidy thoughts.
They’re honest ones.

Welcome to Lynn Logic.

Lynn Logic – Episode 8

Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing | Points 41–50

Hi! Lynn again.
This is Lynn Logic – Episode 8.

Quick recap: I am the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic and a survivor of a blood clot in my brain. It may seem like I’m a personification of Murphy’s Law, but I genuinely love to laugh.

This episode is part of the series
Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing — specifically points 41 through 50.

These thoughts were written while I was moving through grief in real time. Constant movement. Constant processing. Yes, I was alone a lot — and that was okay. I’m not anymore.

I also watched a lot of TV during my marriage and throughout my grieving period… and it absolutely shows.

In this episode, I talk about:
movie quotes that hit harder after 40,
why Roy Neary’s ending in Close Encounters of the Third Kind feels like the dream,
my ongoing beef with the Cybertruck (geometry is not a personality),
why being the “before” in commercials is the worst acting gig imaginable,
introvert Rule #37: never host the party,
Boogie the deaf Maltese, Chick-fil-A bags, and my future food truck Side Chick,
words I still can’t spell,
actor doppelgängers in The Abyss,
and movies I can’t watch because one kid ruins the whole thing (The Babadook).

These aren’t polished thoughts.
They’re real ones.
Written while healing — and still healing.

Welcome to Lynn Logic.

LYNN LOGIC — Episode 9
Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing (Points 51–60)

Hi! Lynn again. This is Lynn Logic — Episode 9.

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic and a survivor of a blood clot in my brain. It may seem like I’m a personification of Murphy’s Law, but I do love to laugh.

This episode is a continuation of the list I wrote while I was healing—raw thoughts, grief notes, and the weird little observations that kept me moving when life felt like a constant journey through pain. This is points 51 through 60.

We cover everything from what it means to be a woman (with a shoutout to Fleabag), to aging and intelligence never being on the same schedule, to pickup lines, consistency, and the kind of humor that shows up when you’re still standing.

Chin Up. Tits Out. Bye.

LYNN LOGIC — Episode 10Music For The Soul (Part 1) — Sidequest

Music has always been a beacon in a storm for me. It holds the things I don’t know how to say out loud, and the memories tied to specific songs matter more to me than the songs themselves.

This sidequest episode is about music from my marriage—songs Drew loved, songs we shared, and the sounds that continue to help me through grief and healing. Some tracks are tied to laughter, some to loss, and some to survival.

This isn’t a playlist—it’s a time capsule.

Chin Up, Tits Out.

LYNN LOGIC — Episode 11Music For The Soul (Part 2) — Sidequest

In Part 2 of Music For The Soul, I move through music that helps me heal—and music that helps lift me back up. I change lyrics in my head, make them fit my life, and sometimes make them funny just to get through the day. No disrespect to the artists—these songs help me heal.

This episode moves quickly through a long list of music that comforts me, steadies me, and reminds me I’m still standing. Some songs feel like a hug. Some feel like a push forward.

If you’ve ever needed music to hold you together, this one’s for you.

Chin Up, Tits Out.

LYNN LOGIC – EPISODE 12
Raw Thoughts I Wrote While I Was (And Still Am) Healing — Points 61–65

Hi. Lynn again.

This episode is part of my ongoing raw-thoughts series—notes, questions, and observations I wrote while moving through grief and healing. These aren’t polished conclusions. They’re the wandering, curious, sometimes dark, sometimes funny thoughts that showed up along the way.

In this episode, I talk about comfort movies as the wife and widow of an alcoholic (yes, The Shining), why “I love you” can sometimes be the worst lie ever told, what actually makes pink lemonade pink, and why cowboy boots in Tremorsmake zero logical sense.

I also go full Lynn Logic on pain scales—why asking someone to rate pain from 1–10 without defining what a “10” actually means is flawed, and how lived experience, gender, and trauma completely change that scale.

This is healing in real time.
Messy. Thoughtful. Darkly funny. Honest.

Chin up. Tits out. Bye.

Lynn Logic – Episode 13 (Points 66–70)

These are raw thoughts I wrote while I was healing—when memories started coming back in strange, fragmented ways. Trauma does that. Random details resurface. Muscle memory breaks. The familiar disappears.

In this episode, I talk about disorientation, loss, and the quiet moments where grief sneaks up on you—falling out of bed, getting lost on the way to the bathroom, realizing how much has changed in such a short time. In 15 months, I lost my husband, my home, my job, my pets, my future as I knew it. And somehow, I’m still here.

I share a memory about a stone I once gave Drew that said “you are not alone”—words I now find myself saying to myself. This episode is about fighting, for someone and for yourself, and learning that healing isn’t linear—but it does happen.

Chin up. Tits out. Bye.