Episode 28 – What’s To Come

Hi! Lynn again. This is Lynn Logic — Episode 28.

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic and a survivor of a blood clot in my brain. It may seem like I’m a personification of Murphy’s Law, but I do love to laugh. I have a 25-year background in accounting and operations, a BA in psychology, and a lifelong love of patterns, numbers, and categories. Lynn Logic is the result of all of that colliding.

In this episode, I talk about what’s next. I’m heading to Podcast Movement in Dallas (August 18–21) to learn, connect, and make friends in a world that’s still new to me. I’ve been writing nonstop — Lynn Logic, the beginnings of an autobiography, and the memories that resurface as part of PTSD recovery. My life has been full of spectacular mishaps, wild adventures, and moments you couldn’t plan for — and I’m finally writing them all down.

My plan is evolving as I recognize patterns (especially in social media), but I do know this: I have dreams again. I’ll still release Lynn Logic episodes, just at a slower pace, with more room to play with visuals, scenes, and storytelling.

Chin Up, Tits Out. Bye. 💙

Hi! Lynn again.

This is Lynn Logic — Episode 52: Let’s Talk About Sex…Baby, and this is the Season 2 Finale.

In this episode, I break down why sex has never equaled love for me, how women are conditioned to view sex differently, and how control, ownership, and societal expectations distort what should be personal and free. I talk about intimacy, libido, trauma, loyalty, boundaries, and what it means to reclaim your body and your choices after a lifetime of being told what you “should” want.

I also reflect on time, growth, freedom, and the wild fact that I built a library of 400+ videos and 1,200+ subscribers in six months—while still operating at 43% of my potential.

This is honest, funny, blunt, and unapologetically Lynn.

Chin Up. Tits Out. Bye. 💙

Hi! Lynn again.

This is Lynn Logic – Episode 29: Nice People Unite!

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain, and someone with 25 years in accounting and operations plus a BA in psychology. I love patterns, numbers, and categories—and Lynn Logic is where all of that meets humor and honesty.

In this episode, I talk about bad people—not petty bad, not evil bad, but the kind who choose to be selfish, manipulative, and exhausting. The gaslighters. The narcissists. The Dicks and the Karens. I break down how to spot them, why humor helps, and how Banana (my mom) and I have turned them into an entire imaginary children’s book series just to cope.

But this isn’t really about them.

It’s about nice people. The ones who choose kindness even when it takes more energy than being mean. I talk about why being nice makes me happy, why I protect that part of myself, and how showing your spine isn’t the same as being cruel. Sometimes you absorb the hits. Sometimes you ruminate. And sometimes—it’s spine-o-clock.

Nice people, unite.

Chin Up, Tits Out. Bye.

Hi! Lynn again.

This is Lynn Logic – Episode 30: Intentional Hedonism.

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic and a survivor of a blood clot in my brain. It may seem like I’m a personification of Murphy’s Law, but I do love to laugh. I also have a 25-year work history in accounting and operations, a BA in psychology, and a lifelong love of patterns, numbers, and categories—Lynn Logic is the result of that love.

In this episode, I talk about what I call Intentional Hedonism—the idea that pleasure isn’t shallow… it’s survival. I unpack why I do what feels good, from sex and intimacy to writing as mental relief, and why kindness is often as much for me as it is for anyone else.

I also get into energy matching, trauma instincts, and the very real skill of dialing yourself back when people don’t return what you’re giving. Sometimes it looks like “conditioning,” but really—it’s conservation. It’s knowing where your energy belongs, and refusing to waste it on people who don’t deserve it.

Also: whispering to de-escalate angry people, the Penguin Cave from Fight Club, emotionally checking out mid-conversation, and why flashing your husband is occasionally the most effective communication tool available.

Chin Up, Tits Out. Bye.

Hi! Lynn again.

This is Lynn Logic – Episode 31: Fight or Flight and Hope.

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain, and someone with 25 years in accounting and operations plus a BA in psychology. I love patterns, numbers, and categories—and Lynn Logic is where all of that collides with lived experience.

In this episode, I talk honestly about living in survival mode—fight or flight as a permanent setting. I explore what it means to love deeply while constantly bracing for impact, how hope keeps showing up even when disappointment keeps taking shots at it, and why love is both my fuel and my vulnerability.

I share thoughts on pain, resilience, exhaustion, and the strange persistence of hope—where it comes from, why it won’t die, and how it keeps me moving even when I’m tired of being “strong.” I also talk about dreaming (or not dreaming), comfort media, horror and sci-fi as safety, and why fictional monsters feel safer than real-life villains.

There’s humor, reflection, a side quest or two, and a very honest look at heartbreak, survival, and still wanting to help others—even while healing yourself.

As always: Chin Up, Tits Out. Bye.

Hi! Lynn again.

This is Lynn Logic – Episode 32: Pranks & Time.

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain, and someone who has spent 25 years in accounting and operations with a BA in psychology. I love patterns, numbers, and categories—and Lynn Logic is what happens when all of that meets humor and reflection.

In this episode, I start off a little stoned, a little wobbly, and very aware of gravity, toilets, and boobs. From there, I take you into the prank war my late husband and I waged—from painted toenails and flour ambushes to sushi aliases, jump scares, and the moment I seriously considered buying a helium tank just to slowly raise his voice over the course of a day. It’s funny, intimate, and full of love.

Then we shift.

I talk about time—how fleeting it is, how precious it is, and how easy it is to waste it without realizing. I reflect on the past, presence, and future, on connection, on listening, on really seeing people. I share how awareness of time sharpened my ability to read rooms, read people, and understand the quiet details that tell you who someone really is.

It’s playful. It’s reflective. It’s honest.

Chin Up, Tits Out. Bye.

Hi! Lynn again.

This is Lynn Logic – Episode 33: The Man Cold & Silence.

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain, and someone who has spent 25 years working in accounting and operations across real estate, car dealerships, and hotels. I also have a BA in psychology and a lifelong love of patterns, numbers, and categories. Lynn Logic is where all of that lives—usually with humor.

In this episode, I start with a cold. A man cold, specifically. And from there, we explore why grown men act like they’re giving birth over a minor illness, how War of the Worlds proved microorganisms can defeat anyone, and why men are delightfully, frustratingly simple—Winnie-the-Pooh simple. It’s observational, playful, and unapologetically pragmatic.

Then we shift gears.

Because silence is an answer.

I talk about what it really means when questions go ignored, why people avoid honesty, how gaslighting starts, and the uncomfortable truth that most people react to the version of you they invent in their heads. It’s direct, reflective, and grounded in lived experience—not theory.

Funny, sharp, and honest—as always.

Chin Up, Tits Out.

Hi! Lynn again.

This is Lynn Logic – Episode 34: Shocking Banana and Life Principle.

Quick recap: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain, and a lifelong lover of patterns, numbers, and categories. I have a 25-year background in accounting and operations across real estate, car dealerships, and hotels, plus a BA in psychology. Lynn Logic is what happens when all of that collides—with humor.

In this episode, I share a very on-brand story involving my mom (Banana), my deaf Maltese Boogie, and the time I responsibly tested a shock collar on myself… after forgetting I’d turned it up to level six. What followed was involuntary physics, uncontrollable laughter, and a reminder that sometimes the universe just wants to keep you humble.

Then we shift into a life principle I live by: leave it better than you found it. I talk about kindness as survival, humor as instinct, why I listen more than I advise, and what I really mean when I say “I don’t care.” It’s reflective, honest, a little irreverent, and very much Lynn Logic.

Chin Up, Tits Out.

Hi! Lynn again. This is Lynn Logic – Episode 35: Big Dick Energy vs. Ego & Anger.

In this episode, I break down the difference between Big Dick Energy and Big Dick Ego — and why one is rare, confident, and calm… while the other is just insecurity in a tantrum costume.

I talk about emotional manipulation, gaslighting, control, and the kind of ego-driven outbursts that used to pull me into the fight — but now? I just watch, take notes, and laugh. I also share a few of my favorite methods for diffusing an angry man-child in the wild (including whispering, walking away, and my personal favorite: taking a nap).

Then I shift into something deeper — anger. The kind people assume I carry, and the kind I actually do. I talk about grief, trauma, loss, the big things I have lived through, and how I have learned to accept both my pain and my anger… without letting it drive the whole damn car.

As always — I keep it honest, I keep it funny, and I keep it real.

Chin Up, Tits Out.

This episode is a two-parter, because apparently that’s how my brain works.

In the first half, I say something that’s hard to admit out loud: I don’t think I’m worthy of love. I unpack what it means to love deeply, give freely, and still struggle to believe it when someone says they love me back. We talk self-esteem versus confidence, overthinking, rambling, therapy (or avoiding it), and the strange contradiction of being raised with a lot of love but not knowing how to receive it. It’s honest, vulnerable, a little funny, and very Lynn Logic.

Then—because emotional heaviness needs balance—we pivot hard into an age-old debate: toilet seat etiquette. All lids down. Period. This section covers hygiene, chivalry, biology, jumpsuits, 3am bathroom trauma, and why men insisting on debating this topic is truly baffling. There are science facts. There are insults. There is a rooster impression. You’ve been warned.

As always, I bring my full context with me: widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, survivor of a brain blood clot, 25 years in accounting and operations, a BA in psychology, a new microphone, and a lifelong love of patterns, categories, and calling bullshit when I see it.

Come for the introspection. Stay for the toilet seat rant.

Hit like and subscribe—because therapy isn’t free, but this is.

Chin Up, Tits Out.