Lynn Logic – Episode 42 - Bunny

Hi! Lynn again.
This episode is full nerd mode—and I regret nothing.

Episode 42 (yes, that 42) features a very special guest: my best friend Bunny. It is extremely Douglas Adams, wildly on-brand, and absolutely for her. Bunny and I met 25 years ago at Warren Wilson College and bonded the way women do—through chaos, honesty, and shared survival. Since then, we’ve had adventures. Some questionable. Some life-changing.

Quick recap if you’re new here: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain, and a lifelong chaos magnet who still loves to laugh. With a 25-year career in accounting and operations, a BA in psychology, and an obsession with patterns, numbers, and categories, Lynn Logic is where logic meets lived experience.

In this episode, Bunny joins me to share one of the most pivotal moments of our friendship—a road trip to Texas in 2012 that taught us both what adulthood actually means. We talk about friendship, responsibility, survival, and how sometimes you add fun around the hard things just to get through them.

You’ll also get to hear about Bunny’s incredible 3D printing business, Gifted3D, and why she’s been someone I’ve always looked up to (emotionally—she’s much shorter than me).

If you laughed, cried, or felt like the third friend in the car with us, hit follow, subscribe, and ride along for the next Lynn Logic adventure.
It’s safer than actually being in the car with us.

Chin Up. Tits Out. 💙

Lynn Logic – Episode 43: Confessions to My Mom

Hi! Lynn again.
This episode is exactly what it sounds like—and somehow worse.

In Confessions to My Mom, I finally come clean about the things I never told my mother… until now. The confessions escalate quickly, there are two strategic apologies woven in to soften the blow, and yes—she heard all of this before I hit record. (Mostly.)

Quick recap if you’re new here: I’m the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain, and a lifelong chaos magnet who somehow still loves to laugh. With a 25-year career in accounting and operations, a BA in psychology, and an obsession with patterns, numbers, and categories, Lynn Logic is where humor meets survival.

This episode includes questionable childhood decisions, sibling crimes, nunchucks, raves, a hamster, stolen cars, and a whole lot of honesty. It also includes Banana—my mom—who raised a chaos child and lived to tell the tale.

Hit play if you survived your own stupidity.
Subscribe before your mom finds out what you did.

Chin Up. Tits Out. 💙

Hi. Lynn again.

In this episode, I’m fresh back from a two-week road trip through DC and New York with Mr. Hayes — and if you know me, you already know nothing about this trip was normal.

This episode is about choosing joy, finding beauty in chaos, and surviving life by laughing at it.

We cover:
• Why I packed lightbulbs for a road trip (yes, really)
• Falling on my knee in Washington, DC — and immediately getting back up
• Scooters, no-no zones, rats, protests, and questionable city planning
• The Washington Monument as an aggressively symbolic structure
• Arlington Cemetery, grief you can feel in your bones, and perspective
• Seeing Mr. Hayes perform live — and why he’s funny as hell
• First real adult experience of New York City
• Central Park on Halloween, music everywhere, and a moment of freedom
• Popeyes etiquette, moonrocks, Papa Smurf, and ugly-face R&B
• Coming home, choosing happiness, and realizing how far I’ve come

If you’re new here, quick context:
I’m a widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a blood clot in my brain caused by birth control pills (hello hysterectomy), and the daughter of a man who spent 23 years in prison. I’m well-versed in trauma — but I still laugh. A lot.

This episode is funny, reflective, irreverent, heartfelt, and very on brand.

Because life is always going to get weird.
And I plan to enjoy it anyway.

Chin up. Tits out. 💙

Lynn Logic — Episode 45
Women Forged in Fire: The Hands That Heal, Beauty, Therapy, and Beyond

In this Women Forged in Fire episode of Lynn Logic, I sit down with my friend Simone of Baskin Therapy—a true healer whose work goes far beyond beauty and straight into restoration, intention, and whole-body wellness.

Some people help you look good.
Some people help you feel good.
Simone does both—with wisdom, presence, and hands that truly heal.

We talk about her upbringing, her philosophy of beauty therapy, and how touch becomes a language when words fall short. From hair and skin care to massage, body work, coaching, and mentorship, Simone blends intuition, skill, and intention to help people reconnect with themselves—inside and out.

This episode is about:
• Beauty as wellness, not performance
• Touch as communication
• Healing that’s deeper than pampering
• Creating space for people to rest, reset, and feel whole again

If you’ve ever needed permission to slow down, to listen to your body, or to remember that self-care is not a luxury—it’s a necessity—this episode is for you.

Quick recap on me:
I’m Lynn—the widow of a cross-dressing alcoholic, a survivor of a brain blood clot that led to a hysterectomy, and the daughter of a man who spent 23 years in prison. I have a 25-year background in accounting and operations, a BA in psychology, and a lifelong love of patterns, numbers, and categories. Lynn Logic is what happens when all of that collides—with humor, honesty, and zero bullshit.

Stick around for real moments, outtakes, laughter, and reflections on why doing something—anything—that brings you joy can be a survival skill.

Baskin Therapy is more than a service.
It’s space.
It’s healing.
It’s intention.

Chin up. Tits out. 💙

Lynn Logic — Episode 46: The Time I Was Caught in Bed with Another Man (Not a Porn)

Hi. Lynn again.

In this episode, I tell a painfully true, wildly awkward story that could only happen to me—being caught in bed with another man in the most innocent, chaotic, Murphy’s Law way possible. This is a story about loneliness, poor judgment, misplaced trust, ego, guilt, and what happens when good intentions collide with bad timing.

I talk about relationships after trauma, the strange rules women are expected to navigate, power dynamics, accountability, and the patterns people repeat when they refuse to look at themselves. There’s humor here (because I cope with humor), but there’s also reflection—about mistakes, growth, and why owning your shit matters.

This episode contains adult themes, strong language, and honest self-examination. It’s messy, human, and very Lynn Logic.

If you’ve ever looked back at a moment in your life and thought, “Well… that was a lesson,” you’ll feel right at home.

Chin up. Tits out.

Hi. Lynn again.

This episode tells the story of my first Christmas after my husband died—and how loneliness, grief, trauma, and bad timing collided into something so surreal it could have aired on Cops.

I talk openly about widowhood, desire, shame, patterns in dating, internalized fear, and what happens when you’re starving for connection after years of emotional deprivation. This is a story about vulnerability, manipulation, misplaced trust, and the dangerous line between empathy and self-abandonment.

I also talk about Christmas—why I loved it, how it broke me, and why grief doesn’t follow a calendar. There’s humor here, because that’s how I survive. There’s darkness, because that’s part of the truth. And there’s exhaustion—the kind that comes from fighting for the basics over and over again.

This episode is raw, personal, and heavy. It includes adult themes, strong language, and discussions of trauma, incarceration, domestic violence, and grief.

If you’ve ever felt soul tired, alone in a crowd, or worn down by survival—this one’s for you.

Chin up. Tits out.

Lynn Logic — Episode 48: Fuck It – Let’s Be Random

Hi. Lynn again.

This episode is exactly what the title promises.

Fuck It – Let’s Be Random is a nonlinear, unfiltered walk through how my brain actually works—thoughts, observations, rants, humor, trauma, philosophy, weed logic, feminism, power, expectations, sex, work, belief, boundaries, and the occasional existential sigh.

I talk about:

• Not needing opinions on everything

• Fighting with AI and teaching it about time

• Why men fear their own pleasure

• Dresses with pockets (and why they’re complicated)

• Why women aren’t queens—they’re goddesses

• Belief vs. hope

• Expectations, communication, and emotional accountability

• Delegation, money, power, and what actually defines a person

• And my ever-evolving bucket / fuck-it list

This episode is funny, messy, reflective, profane, philosophical, and deeply honest. There’s no single thesis—just pattern recognition through randomness.

Adult content. Strong language. Zero apologies.

If you’re tired of pretending life is neat, linear, or polite—welcome.
These are my people.

Chin up. Tits out.

Lynn Logic — Episode 49: It’s Business Time

Hi. Lynn again.

This episode is about work, systems, power, and the people who actually hold businesses together.

In It’s Business Time, I break down my 25-year background in accounting and operations across real estate, car dealerships, and hotels—and how that experience shaped the way I see systems, labor, and accountability. I talk about transparency, ethics, NDAs, and why so many businesses fail not because of employees, but because of cowardly ownership and lazy leadership.

I also go off—because some things deserve it.

Friday firings.
Performative leadership.
Business books that excuse exploitation.
Owners who shift responsibility instead of fixing root problems.

This episode is equal parts history lesson, rant, and practical guidance. I explain why technicians (employees) are the backbone of every operation, why boundaries matter, and how both employers and employees can stop participating in broken systems.

In the final segment, I introduce Lynn Logic Business Services, including:

• Algorithm Assessment

• Social Media Consultation

• Accounting Services

• Business Operations Contracts

This episode isn’t motivational.
It’s structural.

If you’ve ever felt overworked, undervalued, or confused by “business logic” that never quite adds up—this one’s for you.

Chin up. Tits out.

Hi. Lynn again.

This episode is part holiday nostalgia, part grief processing, and part systems talk—because that’s how my brain works.

In Dreidels & Dollars, I talk about growing up Jewish and loving Christmas, sneaking presents, Christmakah, Hanukkah bushes, charity work, and why the holidays have always been about generosity, humor, and people showing up a little kinder than usual.

I also talk honestly about what Christmas looks like after loss, how grief changes tradition, and how time slowly lightens the weight—even when it never fully leaves.

The second half of this episode shifts into business and systems. I break down two of my new offerings:

• Social Media Consultation (human behavior)

• Algorithm Assessment (system behavior)

What’s the difference?
What should you do versus what is the platform actually doing?

This episode is funny, reflective, practical, and very Lynn Logic—moving between memory, meaning, and structure without apology.

Chin up. Tits out.

Lynn Logic — Episode 51: The Systems. Not The Symptoms.

Hi. Lynn again.

This episode isn’t about fixing what hurts — it’s about understanding why it keeps happening.

In Episode 51, I pull back from the noise and look at the systems underneath: biological, psychological, relational, and behavioral. Trauma. Conditioning. Pattern recognition. What happens when you’ve lived in fight-or-flight long enough that your nervous system thinks chaos is normal.

I talk about grief, boundaries, learned responses, and why people love treating symptoms instead of confronting systems — especially when power, ego, or denial are involved.

This episode is personal, analytical, darkly funny, and very Lynn Logic.

No resolutions. No self-help platitudes.
Just awareness, pattern recognition, and truth.

Chin up. Tits out.