It's short, it's catchy, it's poppy, it's...very disturbing as it turns out. What does it mean? We're going to get to the bottom of it if it turns us all Japanese!

Click on the link to check the song out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

Someone actually spent a portion of their lives writing a song called "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," and someone named Kenny Chesney thought this was something he wanted to put his name on. This is something that actually happened.


Get your sexy on at the link below...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E

Time for a little change of pace! Instead of trying to polish a bunch of turds, It's time to examine a couple of already-polished turds that Niki and Eric both really love. One, you may have heard, the other, you most definitely have not. Are these lyrics as good as we think they are?

Check out "She" by Green Day here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc

Check out "The Waitress in the Bar Orbiting Io" here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AgKvkBvsk

Existential crises abound in this unfathomably awful song from 1993. Is it really as bad as Eric thinks it is? Only one way to find out!

Check the "Song" out here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

What is a man to do when he has lost his job and is threatened with eviction? Get hammered, of course! This week we discuss this George Thorogood "classic".

Check the song out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs

Time to uncover the lyrics behind this incredibly catchy little ditty that everyone from your six year old niece to your eighty year old grandma loves.

Love, baby, that's where it's at!, and here's where the video is at! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

This week we try to determine if Debbie Harry was just on an incredible amount of drugs or if she was suffering some kind of stroke event when she blabbered out the rap for Rapture--excuse me, Raaaaaaaaptuuuuuure...

Here's the link for the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

William Raymond Cyrus regales us with the ear-worm of all ear-worms, and Niki and Eric would like to apologize for bringing this horrible travesty back into your life.

Link to the Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc

The Beatles? How dare we?

But seriously, how did the band that wrote "All You Need is Love" decide that they needed to include a jaunty little ditty about a serial killer on one of the greatest albums of all time?

Check the song out here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0

If you had somehow forgotten about this tragic, tragic celebration of the female form, we're sorry. But guess what? It's back to clog up your ear-holes! Milky milky cocoa? I don't think so....

Check out the song and the video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs