Vince and Pip jump back into the new year with aplomb! In depth discussion ensues re. bargain tradespeople's rustic quick-fixes, sentient pleasure machines and discipline/power structures/legal compliance when running a home business. Plus much more!

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It's like a regular episode but with more presents, a trimming of tinsel and a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang! Vince and Pip apply maximum wisdom when speculating about these seasonal delights including discussions about sex slavery, early beat-boxing and the ethics of re-gifting.

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You would think that waiting for a little extra time would mean a little higher quality but no, Vince and Pip are back with pretty much the same thing as usual! Covered in this one: weaponized sneezes, the effect of steam on jelly snakes, Grand Design conspiracy theories and more!

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Hope you're sitting down for an exciting twist for Lyrical Whacks - Vince and Pip mainly talk about placentas for quite a while! Other topics include a way to eliminate the need to wait for hard rubbish collection, grits and the use of metaphor in song.

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Vince returns to Lyrical Whacks' loving arms to help Pip uncover truths regarding vampire erotica, WWII torture techniques and tools required in the preparation of particular deserts.

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This episode we meet special guest Tim who sits in Vince's chair as he and Pip delve deep into youth affecting plagues, extreme foot fetishes and modern, alternative family gatherings.

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Spooky episode 13 begins like any other, then continues on with roughly the same format as the rest of them, with Vince and Pip discovering dance activation code words, the origin story of that show 'Friends' and just how strange dreams can get. Unlucky for some!

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The description is that it's episode 12 of Lyrical Whacks, where Pip and Vince tackle beverage/melanin comparisons, empathise with first time water slide users and introduce a new reason to keep that old trampoline in your backyard. You're going to realise what those things mean when you hear the podcast because that's the way I do these descriptions.

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It's episode 11, the 12th episode of Lyrical Whacks, in which Vince and Pip confront early-onset Alzheimer's, raise awareness of dangerously low structural integrity and fantasise about L.A.R.Ping liaisons. Please listen to it.

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In this, the 10th instalment of the critically acclaimed* Lyrical Whacks podcast, Pip and Vince discuss the lifespan of butterflies, solutions for flaming pants and a hot new trend in modern music to talk about - nice things.

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*future acclamation (assumed)