Mobsters! Nants ingonyama bagithi baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama...Its the circle of liiiiiiife...Yes those are the real lyrics, no we did not know that's what they said. Yes we copied and pasted. Welcome back to another Bites episode! Today we discuss death by animals. Don't be a Kenneth Pinyan, tell people about this show. Rate and review us, it does help!

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Music - Macarena Remix by Los Del Rio

Are You Not Entertained Mob?! We have painter, photographer, musician and all around that guy, Grey "Dragon" Thompson, on this episode as we discuss people taken out of the game while enjoying some form of entertainment. We manage to organically mention another Tom Petty song for 3 weeks in a row. Today's stories include:

Tiger Woods? More like Tiger River Amirite?, Getting Medieval On That Ass, AJ's Family Not So Fun Center, Gold Class to God Class, Too Close of a Shave and our

Close Call of the Week: In Da Club

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Grey Thompson is a painter, photographer, graphic designer and more. He created the Macabre Reality logo and he is a twin. Find him at colorofgrey.com

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*Trigger Warning*

This episode deals with depression, mental health and suicide. It’s a bit heavier than our others. If you or someone you know even thinks they may need someone to talk to please do. You can even talk to us if you’d like. We can point you in the right direction for professional help, if needed as well. We want all our mobsters to be safe out there and take a second to assess your own mental health. Now on with the show....

Tom Petty pretty much summed up this episode with… Learning to fly, but you aint got wings….coming down is the hardest thing. We discuss how someone could go to 40 eye doctors and how that’s even possible and how indestructible a cockpit door is post 9/11. Also deviled eggs have pickles right? Now boarding all passengers for Germanwings Flight 9525….

#teamAirborne

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Look out below Mobsters! There are falling trees and people in this hiking and fall or autumn themed episode of Bites! Is it fall or is it autumn? Either way RL Stein for life right? #StillStein. Today's stories include:

Now I'm Free, Free Fallin, Say Cheese and Die, I Got a Crush on You, Rinse and Repeat 

Close Call of the Week: Terror and Determination, the Claire Nelson story. 

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Sky King! Sky King! Sky King! Sky King! Today we have a true story that is as fun as it gets, while still bathing in the macabre. Richard Beebo Russell decided, having played enough video games and knowing he would never land, to steal a commercial airplane and treat as if he was the head angel of the Blue Angels. We have actual insane conversation between Beebo and air traffic control! This one is filled with puns, and this time not from us! Come fly with us as we discuss Horizon Event. 

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Music in the episode:

Hard to Say I'm Sorry - Chicago

My Tears Are Becoming A Sea - M83 (YouTube video made by rank rixker)

Heyo Mob! Today on this episode of bites we talk about an out of service dog, why raisin making is safer than wine making, the correct pronunciation of Moscow/Mascow/Moosecow, how to save money on a grave and how meth could save your life! 

Bites included: C'mon Dog, Stop the Wine(ing), A Descending Set Piece Creates an Ascending Soul at Peace, Man Digs Dogs Grave Done Dug His Own Death While Digging

Close Call of the Week: The Rule of 3

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Happy Halloween week Mob! This week we stay in the spirit of things and bring you another spooky episode. We discuss haunted house attractions and people who became part of them for - ev - er. Haunted house attractions, you either love em or hate em, right? These true stories are where the two come together. Enjoy Macabre Reality Bites: When Haunted Houses Attack!

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Happy Halloween Mob! We out here trick or treatin and giving you 2 Halloween episodes! This is the first. Come listen to a story about how ghosts are made down unda... Matt's Boston Australia accent soars in this one...again! Tell us would you have gotten ice cream with mom or stayed in line? Also in this episode we discuss crucial spooky movies that we cannot do October without! Which are your favs or did we leave one out? email us and tell us, or tell us on our socials! 

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Another bites for the Mob! Which of you have utter the phrase "this job is killing me"? everyone right or at least most of us. Today we discuss people who actually took the big promotion in the sky, while on their job earthside. Enjoy!

Stories include: lawyer accidentally shoots self with the evidence, from the hedges to the heavens, unlucky strike, he was this tall when he died.

Close Call of the Week: Barber cuts too deep

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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiiiire, seriously everyone out the ROOF IS ON FIRE! This is the true story of the worst fire at a nightclub in history. Was it due to a bus boy's match? Possibly two lovers getting too hot? Maybe it was faulty wiring? You make the call! Also let us know if the spelling of Cocoanut drives you absolutely crazy.

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