Mike and Matt review a seaside creature-feature in which an emotionless local sheriff goes toe-to-toe with a half-man half-shark. (Spoiler alert: The shark part's on top.)

Mike and Matt review a spin-off of Friday the 13th in which Jason Vorhees's cousin, Ian Vorhees, is a realtor trying to sell Camp Crystal Lake. The only obstacle? Jason's murderous spirit is back to reclaim his land and stop the sale.

Mike and Matt review a legal thriller starring Sandra Bullock and Michael Douglas in which Michael Douglas has a dark secret. Is this movie sexy or just plain sexist? Did Morgan Freeman ask for his character to be killed off just to get out of this trainwreck? Would you say this movie is a... cult classic?

Mike and Matt review a mid-2000s slasher movie that takes place on the set of Barney & Friends. Will this movie make Matt lose his faith in The Joker? Join us for journey into the deranged mind of a paint-huffing purple dinosaur as well as a mean-spirited review of Dave Barry's latest book. It's The Barneyville Horror.

Mike and Matt review a sports comedy switcheroo, where a young boy gets body-swapped with a hotshot NFL quarterback. Join us for the Superbowl Shuffle, fifteen minute barfights, and a non-sexual three-way kiss.

Mike and Matt review a heist film in which the gentleman thief is a sly, sexy octopus. Join us for surprisingly risqué comedy, eight armfuls of practical effects, and one billion dollars in pearls.

Mike and Matt review a direct-to-video action movie sequel without having seen the first three movies in the series. Discover who really assassinated JFK, lament over the untimely demise of Hamford Milken, and celebrate the timeless catchphrase, "Let's get skunky!"

Mike and Matt review the unreleased fourth movie in the original Star Wars trilogy- wait, quadrilogy? It's STAR WARS: ROGUE SQUADRON. Join us as we discuss the adventures of Wedge Antilles, Nien Nunb, and Mister Bones, a homicidal droid. Who knew that Gungans were always part of George Lucas's Star Wars vision?

Mike and Matt review a problematic Oscar bait drama called The Sound of Color. This Made Up Movie was submitted by Learn German Through Music Podcast. Be sure to check them out. Join us as we discuss old truckers seducing young women, how to make beans sexy, and how sleazy men in Hollywood have groomed America.

Mike and Matt review a submission from Suns and Shadows-cast called Zombie Guitar. This is puppet-filled horror comedy with cheap-ass practical effects. It tells the story of a stoner wannabe rock star whose dreams of rockin' romance come true when his flesh is fused with a ZOMBIE GUITAR. Yes, you read that right, dear reader.