Jin Stewart joins Carlito and Milkman for some prank calls. We want boobs and craps at the Hustler casino. Lots of pissed off Indian restaurants. Jin is calling from the Food Network with a restaurant review. A man denies he touched his female employee inappropriately. Carlito gets called a “call center faggot”. The whole gang frustrates white trash motel guests.

Guests: Jin Stewart, Tedwwweb, Dwight, JagTV & Yo Bob (Drunk), Baz, Evil Artie

Carlito and Dwight do a late night show.  Twitter complainers, hotels & Carlito stuck in the elevator again.

Carlito has all of his nurse papers, wants to know if he gets to use any latex on the job. A tense argument erupts when Carlito calls a hiring manager a Mother Bitch. Carlito wants to know if there are really “dark-dark” black people working at a company. Bill gets a job offer and is creeping on a new office manager on the phone before he even starts his first day on the job. Cross is looking for new truck driving work but is pleading the fifth as to why he just got fired off his previous driving job. Brain synapse problems get in the way of talking to a prospective employer.

Rex is calling ahead looking for chains and bricks while on his way to Waco, TX after the big biker gang fight. Shitting and pissing on the phone while trying to buy stuff. Carlito breaker-checks a gas station then has all dairy sales cancelled due to power loss. Ordering some flamingo for pick up. A confused Japanese tourist is forced to come down to the hotel front desk. Mina is taking an intimate hotel guest survey. Llama is offending a black man selling a pit bull while Baz is offending an Indian man while ordering bahnchod. Guests: Dwight, Neon, Llama & Baz.

Carlito is the King of All Prank Calls.  Carlito is offering his services (trimming, masturbating & punching miniature horses) to a senior citizen couple.  Later on, his language keeps him from buying a wrecked Ford Escort.  JagTV joins the search for edible garbage at fast food restaurants.

Carlito calls on a wedding dress for sale, upsets the seller with his inappropriateness.  Reading negative Yelp reviews to restaurants on Mother’s Day.  Baz and Carlito are looking for horses to eat in in Singapore.  An epic trolling of a Twitter complainer who gets GHF’d.  Lowe’s roulette yields some interesting items for sale.

Carlito starts off the night bothering people who held yard sales this weekend. Milkman tries to order Foo at the Carl’s Jr. drive-thru. How much sodium carbide in the food? Schooling a shitty cigar shop. Carlito is unable to find a spa that will masturbate his feet, legs and back. The All Seeing Eye of Horus is prank calling an arabic man in his hotel room. Looking for more rooms to share and getting shut out each time.

Evil Artie shows up after going broke on the poker tour circuit.  Dirty language upsets several people selling items online.  Carlito keeps making people think he is their co-worker drunk dialing in his boxers.  Asking Lowe’s about main machines and licking dark spots.  We burn out another lunk alarm.  Carlito asks a lady in the ghetto if she’s still a whore.

We have problems with Del Taco after some suspected lack of washing hands. Matt and Carlito and making their own party bus for Coachella. Having fun with the white guy at the Indian restaurant. Starting fights at the casinos in San Juan, PR.  Guests are Neon, Matt, Gloria, DS, Dwight, Gilmour & Mikethedonnie.

The Harlem Globetrotters are cheaters and Carlito is complaining about it. Help Wanted calls including: Carlito has a thing for breaking into cars just to sniff the seats. Eddie Croff was caught masturbating at work and is calling to check on his suspension. Eddie Crawl is seriously peeing on the phone. Eddie Craw is looking for CLEAN mobile home windows. Guests are Matt & DS.