Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. This is another example of a good Madhouse show with not-so-good pranks. We are starting beef with burger places that refuse to make our burgers the old fashioned way. The lady at iHop doesn’t like being told her gender isn’t equal. Bill the Schwann’s delivery guy has been hooking up with the customers.

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There’s a hurricane headed to Hawaii, so we are looking everywhere for plywood. Carlito is confusing Free Pickup at Walmart with trucks for sale. Using anatomical breast descriptions while ordering bras over the phone. Eating canned dog food when the human food runs out.

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It’s Tropical Smoothie night on Madhouse Radio as Carlito tries to flip the eggs with heat concept – by ordering smoothies with cold, in a waffle cone. The animal hospital receptionist doesn’t appreciate the insinuation that she is being replaced by a janitor. Insulting Puerto Rico while trying to book a vacation there. Bath Planet doesn’t support glory hole installations in their quotes. Captain Cross is looking to get hired to show a friend a good time on his boat machine.

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Carlito thinks it’s good that you have a job answering the phone, even with your non-existant disability. The red Solo cup is smoking in the hotel room, not us. Brad Carter is on a mission to make a woman cry. Trying to use the gambler’s anonymous line to place random number guessing bets. CPAP cleaning services and another ride on top of the hotel elevator.

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Carlito and Milkman somehow get on the subject of prostate exams tonight and they are concerned with the way in which a doctor cleans us up afterwards. RBCP, the inventor of the Twitter complainer prank call, from PhoneLosers.org joins us with a hilarious call from corporate in which he gets a customer to walk off with a clerk’s name tag and phone. We call back our Mexican friend with the stameena table for sale. The toilet cam in the toilet is not working right.

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Carlito is in the mood to threaten women with forced head shavings tonight. Calling a news tip line and describing the plot to the movie Boyz n the Hood. Ordering some eggs with heat LIKE ALWAYS. Calling some of them swap shops including diabetic supplies, reclaimed barn tin, a tractor and a refrigerator that some Satanic worshipers want to use to sacrifice a goat by drowning.

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McDonalds has bumped Coke Zero off the menu in favor for another flavor of Sprite. In real life Carlito is obsessed with Coke Zero, so he calls to complain. Stuck in the elevator shaft again, getting extra panicky this time, and calling Vegas instead of Reno. Complaining to Vietnamese nail salons about a toe fungus

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Join Carlito and the Milkman for our 13 year anniversary show featuring the return of weekly Thursday night shows and the MouthLine 405-396-6884 (leave us a voicemail). Technical issues get in the way but we feature a crazy drunk lady eating on the phone and confused about her room for rent, calls to Zappos and some crap for sale.

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We’re calling on them swap shop items, yard sales and donating things to the Cub Scout charity benefit. Insulting the dirty Greek restaurant and getting into trouble with Joey Guns. Carlito misses out on buying a trailer but is looking to get in early on them puppies. Burning unwanted Lipizzaner horses alive and looking for some nice bed pussy. Cross has no idea who CJ is but he got him in trouble.

Guests are: Matt Lock (prankcallnation.com/partytime), Aksper, Dwight McJanitor (prankcallnation.com/dwight) & Dom the Abominable (mixlr.com/superphonebros)

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Carlito is all wound up from watching the news so he’s calling embassies looking to see who wants to get their asses kicked. East Germany doesn’t have any plans for Hitler’s birthday today. Hotels are not amused with our 420 celebrations in their rooms.

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