In this special birthday episode I go off on how I treat myself on this special day, septoplasty and the process of adopting a pup pup pupity pup pup puppy

I go on about The Twilight Zone, injured chickens in boxes by parks, the ultimate Christmas music playlist and the distilled wisdom on a Columbe can.

I talk about stomach bugs, cocovida, vanilla Columbe and the horrors of trench warfare.

I talk about straw hats, air fryers and the dog days of summer. I don’t talk about the things trending on the internet. I also forgot to mention sewer oil. Oh well, maybe next time?

I go on about cholesterol, bikers, oysters, traffic and the choices behind sun hats.

I go off about holiday traffic, tell my earliest childhood memory, rigging games of Candyland and go over my Father’s Day food line up.

I tell some childhood stories, explore the nature of parenting by trying to teach the unteachable lessons and examine the existential crisis of how a man deals with the trials of his time knowing that he eventually turns to dust.

I go on about new iPhones, kiosk robbery, how all self loathing is narcissistic and other adroit topics.

I talk about the flu, LinkedIn book pitches and the majesty of Korean cuisine. All proceeds will be going towards Korean BBQ. Thannnk you!

In this somewhat cohesive two part mildly caffeinated series, I discuss home movies, nostalgia, the essence of beauty and the brutalist ambition of escaping the ugly. Thanks for all the support.