Hello there! Today we start off with a gentil rant on my lowkey loathing of the teenage population(just kidding boys, I love you guys), and their quirky assholeish habits. Then we branch off into the complete craziness of the female teacher sexual escapades. Tap in boys, it's gonna be a wild ride.

So, today we start out with an opening rant on the sex work culture and why it's all flaming horse shit. Then we study liberal obsession with hating on straight white males. Tap in boys, it's gonna be a wild ride!

Ayy boys, we kick off today's episode with a scandalous story; Kaitlyn Jenner vs the entire far-left Transexual population? It appears the tranny community is very upset with Mr. Kaitlyn Jenner(lol, Bruce Jenner), and we're gonna be talking about why. Beyong there, we get into the problems facing America's dying workforce. Tap in boys, we're getting deeper than Riley Reid's vagina tonight!

Today we kick it off with an anylisis of our new tech-minded world's obssession with Mr. Elon Musket and his big fat cock(I'm joking). It's much more focused on the degree of which we the people glorify out upper echelon elites. From there, we get into why all gay dudes talk with the "gay voice," and then we get wild...I think. Listen you soy boy, and get ready to have some fun...sexual fun...just kidding...unless?...nah just kidding...unless?

Today we go over the hidden darkness that lurks in the mind of every human being on earth; deep dark and depressing thoughts. After that; I don't know, I kinda forgot what I talked about in this episode. Just fucking listen you twat, it'll be worth your time!

So, we first start off comparing penises and Vaginas. Lol, seriously, vaginas look like aliens sometimes if you think about it. Like the xenomorph eggs that explode in the classic Alien movies. Then we get into the meat and potatoes of why the U.S should 100% invade Canada! Tune in folks, it's gonna be a fun day!

Today I start off with a rant on the existence and continuation of th every cancerous and bizarre Fast and Furious movie franchise. Why the fuck is this series still around again? After that, we start talking about foreign pussy; and mainstream media's obsession with all things foreign. Then we get into the meet and potatoes. Tune in boys, it's gonna be wild..might even get a little sexual.

Ayy, let's get cracklacking with some jokes about butch lesbians. I kick it today's episode off with a story of the time I ate 2 90% THC chocolate bars and literally transcended space and time. Then I get into my dislike of dykes and the rest of the manhating lesbian world. Then I get into why I HATE all these homos who make being gay their only personality traid. No, I'm not homophobic. I just hate cringe one dimensional people. After that, I get hella weird. I think I even get a little sexual, not sure.

Today I get right into the meat and potatoes of my dark thoughts and constant battle with the concept of suicide. I don't get cheesy though, because I don't like cringey talk on depression. I speak on the lowest depths of depression from an objective perspective.

Lol, today I kick it off with a reading of one of the most absurd articles I've ever read in my life-time. Then I move on to discussing the cultural impact of interratial relationships and why most people should avoid them(hear me out first, I'm not against them), and then I talk some wild shit so fucking download this episode and listen you ignorant slut!