MAGA ASMR

By ASMR for MAGA Enthusiasts

I am President Trump's ASMR guru. I share my thoughts about the world and life to put him to sleep. Now I'll do the same for you.... more

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How many episodes does MAGA ASMR have?

The podcast currently has 10 episodes available.

MAGA ASMR episodes:

April 15, 2020 Defunding WHO?
I am President Trump's ASMR Guru. Tonight I put him to sleep discussing;
Defunding the WHO
Who's name is on the Stimulus check which made you rich?
Someone comes out of the shadows to try to push Sleepy Joe up a cliff.
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7min
February 29, 2020 Healthcare and Disney
Good Evening! As President Trump's ASMR Guru I discuss a couple things today to create the best night sleep anyone has ever had. First the healthcare system is set up perfectly to combat the hoax which is the Corona Virus. Second, Disney's Bob Iger gave us a clue as to how to rule the United States forever.
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8min
February 28, 2020 The Democrats Unleashed the Corona on the Stock Market
Today we discuss the cowards causing the stock market to crash. The Democrats medical ploy to steal the election and Turkey and Russia's squabble.
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8min
February 27, 2020 The Greatest Minds vs. The Corona
Prepare for sleep as I discuss... We brought McDonalds to India and it'll never be the same. Tennis loses the greatest screamer of all time. The greatest minds of the 21st century battle the corona virus.
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8min
February 01, 2020 A Light in the Darkness
As President Trump's ASMR guru we discuss a couple of the big ticket items of the week. Impeachment is unofficially over due to the Senate's vote not to hear from witnesses. Wilbur Ross shines a light in the darkness which is the coronavirus.
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8min
January 21, 2020 We review Greta and China. Both nasty.
Hello from Davos! As President Trump's ASMR Guru, tonight I put him to bed with nightmares of Greta Thurnberg and sickness in China.
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6min
January 20, 2020 Virginia Tom Foolery
Today I use my ASMR skills to Make America Great Again. We discuss the proposed Virginia Gun laws. Who should replace Pence on the November 2020 ticket? The greatest British defection since 1776.
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8min
January 17, 2020 Kenn Starr, the Ukraine, Rocky Johnson and Tiger Woods Jr.
Are you ready for exciting ASMR that'll put you to sleep as I put President Trump to sleep? We cover so much today. The addition of Ken Starr to the impeachment defense. Supposed trailing of a U.S. Ambassador. The death of a legend and the birth of another.
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7min
January 16, 2020 Democratic Debate, Impeachment and Great Deal with China
Today I use my ASMR skills to put Mr. Trump and you to sleep by discussing the latest Democratic debate, the shifting of the impeachment to the Senate and the greatest deal in the history of humanity, President Trump's deal with China.
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5min
January 14, 2020 MAGAsmr - Hello World!
Do you love President Trump and a good night's sleep. Well hello. It's nice to meet you. Let the soothing sound of my voice put you to sleep. I am an ASMR guru and I will change your life.
Today I briefly discuss Bernie Sanders and some recent comments he made.
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7min

FAQs about MAGA ASMR:

How many episodes does MAGA ASMR have?

The podcast currently has 10 episodes available.