“MAIJA, BEHAVE!”

“MAIJA, BEHAVE!”

By Maija Di GiorgioComedy
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“MAIJA, BEHAVE!” episodes

  • Ep.10 Like A Good Neighbor...

    Maija discusses a recent theft and her new favorite insurance carrier. 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep.9 3/16/23 The Fresh Prince Got Rocked

    Maija and Matt break down Chris Rock's Netflix special and his take down of Will Smith in the final 10 minutes. 

     

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Ep.8 2/15/23 Cryo me a river

    Maija goes sub-zero in a cryogenic freeze (on purpose!)

     

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep.3 11/7/22 The real Russian Threat - their food - Maija talks her way through who has the worst cuisine.

    “Be smart and know your worth.” -Maija DiGiorgio

     

    How do women navigate the challenges of male-dominated industries?

     

    In this episode, Maija and Matt will talk about the challenges of being a comedian and driving in the rain in Los Angeles, as well as the differences in handling weather between New Yorkers and people in LA and the influence of Russian cuisine and how it can even drive people to sign up for war.

     

    Episode Highlights:

    02:56 - Oklahoma is the land of truckstop steak

    06:15 - What is a true New Yorker's first thought when there is an earthquake

    11:42 - Falling in love with a moron

    13:02 - Challenges and limitations faced by women in male-dominated industries

    18:04 - The hunchback of the family

    25:24 - Musk’s Twitter subscription

    33:09 - Being held hostage by fragile egos

    35:46 - Call to the police over pink barbecue

    41:35 - The mattress salesman that made a ten million dollar bet

    46:05 - Racism and the White Lives Matter trademark

     

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    Website: https://milliondollarmaija.com/

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    52 min
  • Ep.2 10/25/22 Wakanda for never?! Maija chastises Matt for not taking in enough black cinema.

    "The good thing is I don't have to worry about losing weight because I'm in the metaverse." -Maija DiGiorgio

     

    How can watching black cinema help people understand and appreciate different cultures?

     

    In the episode, Maija chastises Matt for not consuming enough black cinema. She highlights the significance of black cinema in helping people embrace their identity and emphasizes the impact that black cinema has on society and the importance of understanding and appreciating diverse cultures.

     

    Episode Highlights:

    04:45 - Missing the point of Pinky

    06:45 - Fort Green films felt like an event

    13:29 - The struggle for women in the Metaverse

    16:51 - Getting to the show on time

    26:52 - Tom Brady’s wife Gisele gives him an ultimatum

    31:27 - Pete Davidson is a weird kind of white

    33:47 - Elon Musk takes over Twitter

    39:19 - Pelosi’s husband Paul Pelosi attacked with a hammer

    53:17 - Woman alleges her boyfriend stole $13,000 from her while she was on vacation

    57:44 - Upcoming comedy shows

     

    Find out more about me:

    Website: https://milliondollarmaija.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milliondollarmaija/

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/milliondollarmaija

     

    Follow Matt on Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/thefunmattlewis/

     

    1 hr
  • Ep.1 10/22/22 A Klansman in Brooklyn?! Maija discusses her love/ hate relationship with Halloween costumes.

    "You got a sexy librarian, but she can’t read the card catalog" -Maija DiGiorgio

    What is the funniest costume you can think of that would still be considered appropriate for Halloween?

    In this episode, Maija will delve into the details of her personal relationship with Halloween costumes, exploring the various emotions that arise within her toward this beloved holiday tradition. With candor and humor, Maija will share her own experiences and insights into the joys and challenges of choosing and wearing costumes, offering a unique perspective that will surely resonate with listeners.


    Episode Highlights:

    02:41 - Kardashian shouldn’t rhyme with fashion

    07:13 - Maija’s worst halloween costume experience

    14:24 - Hurricane Ian vs. Florida

    17:47 - Why is gossiping demonized when it’s empowering?

    30:01 - Beauty standards and expectations for flight attendants

    35:18 - The Bimbo in the Castle

    40:44 - eBay removes Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes


    Find out more about me:

    Website: https://milliondollarmaija.com/

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milliondollarmaija/

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/milliondollarmaija


    Follow Matt on Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/thefunmattlewis/



     

    45 min

About “MAIJA, BEHAVE!”

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Maija takes listeners on a journey every week. Known for her numerous standup comedy appearances, The former Hot 97 DJ has questions for what’s going on with the rest of the world. She has opinions,…