About colour, cinema, sadness, black and white, rainy Scotland, gardering, dullness and depressing colours, shadowplay in texture, gradients of grey, Monet and Matisse, haphazard colourful art, Jackson Pollock versus utter bollocks, psychological responses to colour, angry bulls, Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo (1958), snobbish film students (and their sore throats), Wes Anderson’s The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), Aldous Huxley and colour in literature, Shostakovich’s synesthesia, secret Guinness adverts, men with crooked noses, skeletal watercolours, the elements of painting, Roberts Eggers’ The Lighthouse (2019), LSD and light tunnels, Homer the poet, and whether or not the ocean is blue.