Majestically Awkward

The gang tackles parking on this weeks episode. Plus we're back down a hedgehog hole as Tim seems to have no end to weird romance novels on this week's Is this For Real. Then Janine takes it full circle with an awkward parking story.

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This week, we’re making Tim a guinea pig and trying out some home remedies we found on Pinterest. We try to whiten his teeth and remove some blackheads. He's really excited about it.

Next, for Is This for Real?, Jen and Janine quiz Tim about self-help book titles.

And we close out the show with an awkward story from Tim... invovling a photo of him on the toilet.

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As always original music from www.brbrck.com.

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3) leave a review

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We discuss advice we would give to our teenage selfs. Then we play is this for real and its another round of band names. Then Tim shares a listener shared awkward story.

This week, we’re talking about our biggest social nightmares. From wardrobe malfunctions to small talk with people we don't know, this is the stuff bad dreams are made of.

Next, we look at the crazy names on Deadspin's Name of the Year list in this week's Is This for Real?

And we close out the show with the story of a recent wardrobe malfunction AND calling Tim out on his Instagram habits.

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Deadspin's 2018 Name of the Year Bracket - https://deadspin.com/presenting-the-2018-name-of-the-year-bracket-1824140540

What's a chalupa? - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalupa

For a 30-day free trial of Audible and a free download, head to www.audibletrial/majesticallyawkward

As always original music from www.brbrck.com.

IF YOU LIKED WHAT YOU HEARD, THERE ARE A FEW EASY WAYS TO SUPPORT US AND KEEP THE PODCAST GOING:

1) check us out on Patreon and throw a couple of bucks our way- https://www.patreon.com/MajesticallyAwkward

2) subscribe

3) leave a review

4) tell your friends how awesome we are

Connect with us:

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Email us at [email protected]

Sneak peek at Monday's upcoming episode. We talk about our social nightmares, find out that Jen can't swim, go through some weird names, and tim gets taken to task over his instagram habits. Tune in Monday.

This week we talk middle school dances and it quickly devolves into shit we remember about middle school. The girls go in for another round of horror movies on Is This for Real, and then Jen shares an awkward story that in no way shape or form paints Tim in a bad light.

Music as always from www.brbrck.com

Show notes to follow.

Little preview of Monday's upcoming episode. We're going to discuss middle school dances. Then the girls try their hand at more horror movies in Is this for real? And Jen shares an awkward story that in no way paints Tim in a bad light.

This week, we’re talking about guilty pleasures. There's a lot of terrible TV show talk and a trip down memory lane into 90s movies.

Next, we look back at sub Reddits for this week's Is This for Real? And (gasp!) Tim actually did his homework this time.

Last but not least, Ashley Covelli from www.bigflavorstinykitchen.com calls in to tell us about the time she went to a cooking class with a professional chef... and was served raw chicken.

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For some of the craziest plot lines in 9-1-1: https://uproxx.com/tv/911-season-1-craziest-emergencies-fox/

For an Airborne clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYRes66gtkA

For a 30-day free trial of Audible and a free download, head to www.audibletrial/majesticallyawkward

As always original music from www.brbrck.com.

A little sneak peek at Monday's upcoming episode of Majestically Awkward. We're joined by Ashley from bigflavorstinykitchen.com

Original music by brbrck.com

audibletrial.com/majesticallyawkward

patreon.com/majesticallyawkward

Xs and Os

This week, we have a special guest! The man behind our music, Mike Berberich (aka Brbrck) is joining in on the conversation.

In the first segment, we talk about things that what should know better about. Tim underwhelms us (as usual)and talks about how he doesn't know what RSS feeds are.

Next Janine and I quiz the boys with an Is This for Real? with beauty products (spoilers at the bottom, with affiliate links).

Last but not least, Mike tells us the awkward story of how he and his wife started dating (twice).

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